Injustice 2 #14 Storytime

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the person who designed those gun knives don't know neither how guns OR knives work and it displeases me terribly

>knives in place of clip
Wut

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For fucks sake.

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He's okay, he's in the game

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What in the actual fuck!? So those fucking guns don't have any bullets at all? There's not understanding guns, and then there's fucking up in ways that shouldn't be possible!

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Bad thing Damian's in the game, otherwise he would have died a deserved death long ago

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Oh fuck not again

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Wait then how the fuck do her clips work, do all of them have knives?

>Black cat kicking ass again

And everything is right in the world again

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All they had to do was place the blades to one side.

i mean *Wild cat holy shit

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Felicia's there?

Damian you little shitbag

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Sturdier neck than Dick.

This. It'd be fucking stupid, but at least you could suspend your disbelief on that.

>this isn't what alfred would have wanted
>NO, IT IS I KNEW HIM BETTER THAN YOU WHAAAAA
jesus fucking christ, I want damian to just walk off a cliff and never be seen or heard from again.

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you clearly never dismantled a spring action knife or a pistol.
there isn't enough room in there for bullets!

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I'd rather have the knight duct taped to the underside of the pistol than this

>that last panel
w-what?

This won't end badly at all

My god Damian, I hope Alfred kicks your ass

>Damien also dipping himself.
I guess this also explains why he's so fucking crazy.

seconded
OP, good thread

Oh shit Alfred gonna get Ra'ed

So there will be another Butlering?

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It'll be sad if this doesn't happen, he's such a shit

X-Ray view of pocket.
Fucking comic books man.

Wait shouldn't it be dangerous for Damian to walk into the Lazarus pit or not? Better hope Alfred comes back as a zombie because if he's alive Damian's screwed.

*knife god damn it

This is nice. I wonder what Marvel's doing for Kirby this year...

marvel doesn't apreciate any part of their history, I don't expect much

I know. It was a joke.

Was there ever a single time when Ollies and Dinahs wedding did not end up being crashed by super villains?

Hey at least this time someone didn't try to fuck Dinah by pretending to be Ollie

nice feet barb

Timfags lol.

the witer hate Damian and suckas batmans cock.

kill the batman cunt.

Love that girl.

I don't understand why the writer Hate Damian so much.

Does anyone else hate the batwank ?

This game really makes me hate Bruce Wayne.

For fuck's sake, Damian was the only one who ever treated Alfred like a servant.

Batman sucks.

>superhero can't tell when another superhero is in danger

I always hate it when this happens.

Batman can't be the World's Greatest Detective, Detective Chimp clearly has that role filled already.

Yeah, but it's Injustice. If you aren't just going to accept that it's pure Batwank by now, I don't know what to tell you.

Detective Chimp is dead in Injustice-verse.

very day, I see Bat-fanboys mooning over their favorite Dark and Edgy superhero

>Ollie dies again
>the Green Arrow in IJ2 is yet ANOTHER Ollie pulled from a different dimension

I'd kek if it was true.

Honestly, what made the entire Injustice story interesting for me was the Regime. Without them it's kinda meh.

In fact, I will go so far to say that Batman is a despicable abomination to mankind.

>First time meeting her dad
>Tries to kill him
Did he skimp out on the child support or what?

Not content with killing Superman's kid, Harley endangers even more children because it's practically a fetish for her at this point.

>Damianfags have to strawman this hard

Timfags suck so hard.

Orca is thicc

>Black Racer is a sentinel recolor.
Ehhh

Seriously why jot bring Dick back too? Pls address this

No one's even talking about Tim except you, you thirsty slut.

Dick is a Deadman

Injustice Damian doesnt care about Dick

I know but tour telling me there was no attempt at all??

Why is your phone even on now?

Please don't die.
DAMN IT!

>yfw he comes back as Scorpion.

Reminder that Harley should be rotting in jail.

>Reminder that Harley should be dead

Fixed that for you

Kids kidnapped (no pun intended), attack on a wedding, Alfred's corpse taken and resurrected... Sorry to say it, but this wouldn't have happened with Superman's Regime still on charge.

Then again, this could explain why Injustice 2's Damian looks younger and different from Injustice's Damian. I wonder who the "Daughter of the Bat" is, but I guess the fake Batman is still Jason Todd.

I guess Alfred will return "broken", just like Jason Todd returned "broken" thanks to the Lazarus' Pit. I wonder if he will remember the exact events of his death and say Damian Superman sent Zsasz. Probably not, or Damian wouldn't remain loyal to Superman in Injustice 2.

Plot twist, Dick is back as red hood in this universe
I know it would not make sense, but this is injustice, everyone is an asshole

Same. Without Murder Supes steamrolling over everything this is just your regular Batwank. There's nothing fun or exciting about that.

>Superman sent Zsasz.
How would Alfred know that? Did Zsaaz tell him? Sure Alfred might guess that but I don't think he'd have proof.

Doesn't Lazarus Pool'ing someone require a more... well-preserved body?

how convenient it was that Bruce stuffed a tracking device Connor just a few issues ago.

Zsasz never admitted that he was acting on Superman's orders. Never told Alfred, Batman or Damien. Which is strangely loyal for Zsasz now that I think about it.

Although this begs the question: did Zsasz still kill Alfred after the game retconned Superman's attack on Arkham?

Have they revealed who Fake Batman is yet?

What happens to a healthy person who gets dunked in a Lazarus pit? Do they die? Has the pit been used to resurrect decomposing corpses before?