All-New Guardians of the Galaxy Annual Storytime

>Not Duggan
>Secret Empire tie-in
>References Humphries-Lord
I'm not surprised it wasn't storytimed but fuck it, I've been enjoying Duggans run so I'll push through

>first page already needs to be resized
We're off to a rollicking good start

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I still think it's a real dick move that after all the times Earth saved the universe (most recently in Infinity) that NOBODY is willing to help. I'd expect better from the Kymellians at least. I hope that the aliens get called out on it next time Earth saves their asses again.

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Looks like they're still pretending that Drax isn't from Earth too

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I'm not too surprised its prevalent here but I do wonder if Duggan will gloss over it considering his continuity boner

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>That's the OTHER Yondu
This guy is the ancestor of OG Yondu, right?

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Yep, but honestly, its been awhile since I've been up to date on GotG 3000, are they even canon in Prime/616/whatever

I wouldn't mind if they made the Vol 2 GotG Vol 2/Ravagers a thing, just as long as they weren't complete rip-offs

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Has Drax ever really considered Earth home though? The only Art Douglas shit that ever gets brought up is Moondragon and the sax, otherwise Drax lives for killing Thanos and that's about it.

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There is not such thing as a canon future. There are way too many mutually contradictory alternate futures for any of them to ever be canon no matter what some writers pretend.

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>GOTG vs the cult of the Punishers

Now that is a layered homage.

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Oh shit! Is that the original comics Kraglin? That's a neat touch.

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Why don´t they just stop ``protecting´´ the shield from the Chitauri and get out of the way?
It´s just retarded.

Sorry about the delay, I was fighting an ironing board

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Is Starlord still dating Kitty Pride?

ayyyy

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And that's that, hope y'all enjoyed

Nah that ended before even Bendis left I'm pretty sure

Duggan's mentioned the sax stuff before. I think he talked about Drax being from Earth in the AMA.

About the nicest thing I can say about this is that. Uh.

It was pretty average? I mean it was just a bunch of stupid, mindless synergy shit, but at least it wasn't anything we haven't seen so far.

It had Galactus techporn.

I love Galactus techporn.

But it wasn't, there were tons of references

Literally just finished reading this after seeing it discussed in another thread.

I like it, but it's not as good as the main series.

But fuck not offering some degree of actual explanation for the fact there are 2 Yondus.

I enjoyed it, and I liked the reference to pic related.

I read that as Bowser at first.

Have they saved the universe? Cause most of the times, Earth only saves it when they're involved, and then they massively fuck over aliens. Hell, 616 is the dimension responsible for the collapse of the Multiverse! Why should any other dimension or planet want to help Earth?!

I mean, fuck, when they helped in Infinity, Jessica Drew was all "Fuck Skrulls" even when they were helping.

Aside from Yondu and the Ravagers and the other things that where outside of the writers' hands (like short Groot?) what else?

If everything it brought back the Galactus Punishers thing that people forgot from the old cosmic Marvel, Mantis isn't green, Peter is neutral towards Earth again, and they made a reference to an old original Guardiams story, the writers even remember obscure shit like Kraglin being a bug person in the comics (and some Fujoshis got upset because of it).

So it did as much to avoid movie synergy as much as it had some of it

Haven't the Kree been guilty of that too?

Shouldn't Titan be more hated because of them birthing Thanos?

Kree lost their home planet.

Titan is home to human-Eternals, you're thinking of Hala and the Inhumans.

Earth only got involved because they were directly affected by the events of Infinity and afterwards the Cosmic characters went and helped them drive Thanos off from their planet.

Earth didn't help during the Annihilation wave or most of the other important cosmic events. The Annihilation wave being really crucial because they were going to get owned by the wave and Nova kept warning them, if it wasn't for the Cosmic heroes then Earth would have gotten owned by the wave.

Hell even fucking Ultron caused all that shit with the Phalanx with his ultimate goal being to stick it to Hank and the Avengers, like fuck Earth the Cosmic heroes have done more than enough for them.

The Kree are hated too and right now they are suffering for it.

Thanos fuck over Titan and the Eternals hate him too and reject him so no.

Jesus fuck that art is atrocious.

Can't wait for Feige to blow the comic side the fuck out & have Carol look like a woman again.

I'd say the comics side would rush to make her look like a woman again, but they want to make SL look like a hobo instead of Pratt so who knows.

Yeah I don't know WTF is up with Star-Lord's look, at least Samnee managed to make him look decent in his fill in issue.

I honestly wish they would drop the bleach blonde hair and give him at the most a dirty blonde look or a light brown like Pratt's, that would be preferable.

Just drop Anka's retarded facial hair, he wanted to make Star-Bear but no other artist can make it work.