Looks like the Nostalgia Critic caved in and finally decided to do a review of Cats Don't Dance

Looks like the Nostalgia Critic caved in and finally decided to do a review of Cats Don't Dance.

vid.me/vU0fh

No one cares. Fuck off.

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Is he still bald?

He's a faggot

Now he dun goofed.

He fucking PROMISED to never review it. FUCKING PROMISED.

How does the Warner Archive release compare to the German release?

he's balder. he finally nutted up & shaved what was left off his head

Nobody in the fucking world was holding their breath for this. That screechy cunt is not interesting.

I stopped watching him when I was like 17. He appeals only to middle schoolers.

How is it? A bunch of nitpicking and exaggerated faces at out of context clips? Or does he actually give it a fair review?

Kill yourself my man.

This

fpbp

He actually talks about how the film does a great job being an homage to old 1930s films and loving Darla and ends the review with "It's a great film for kids but adults might not love it as much"

Nobody cares, the Nostalgia Critic hasn't been relevant since 2011. His shitty site bombed and it hasn't sunk in that nobody wants to watch him anymore.
Ignore the retard and maybe he'll go away.

man

does he pull out the ancient as fuck CAAAAAT joke from like 6 years ago?

people still watch him, giving him ad money and patreon bucks

only good thing is we can NEVER see NC dvds with reviews because EVERYTHING is copywritted to fuck and he can't make money off that like AVGN can

>>Nobody cares, the Nostalgia Critic hasn't been relevant since 2011
I think his revenue has been going up actually, if not, it certainly hasn't gone down

He moved to Youtube, which pays better than Blip. His audience is smaller but he's actually making more.

>He moved to Youtube, which pays better than Blip
everyone moved to youtube because disney fucking shut down blip after purchasing it you idiot

Came here to post this.

has this cuck even been relevant since 2016 & that WTFU spazzout by everyone who infringes copyright on jewtube?

blip paid him more b/c he was an early guy on there & got some of the higher #s of views
it's why he's putting so much low effort shit on jewtube
he's definitely not making as much as he wants since none of his recent videos for like months could break 1 million views

Blip was garbage anyway, videos took forever to buffer.

Why'd he promise that?

decided to watch it. literally nothing. all he does is summarize the movie like a wikipedia page and say some nice things about it.

Why is he so fucking shrill?

Online critics have largely moved away from rage and screaming and ripping whatever they're watching/playing/listening to shreds. The general trend is fair criticism while acknowledging the nostalgia element in the review.

Unfortunately the Nostalgia Critic was built around faux rage and overreaction. He's had to tone down the rage elements to keep himself relevant, unfortunately, it makes him boring since he doesn't have the writing skill to be entertaining without autistically spazzing at whatever he's reviewing.

He went to shit after he started injecting huge skits into his shit, and tried to be an actor/director. Instead of a guy that just summarizes old movies with some humorous takes inbetween.

Especially bad when he hired on those two people that now had to appear in everything and play a part in those intricate ten minute skits in the middle of videos

I think he even had that flanderized video where he talked about his old style vs new style where he said his fans were all idiots and his new stuff was of course better, and it was way better that it had these ten minute skits that break the flow constantly. He always had small jokes during the videos, but its kinda obvious when he started trying to be an actor and it started breaking the flow each video.

doug said that there wasn't much terrible with the movie except the main character.

why is it on vid.me?

the saddest part is that he says that all his new stuff is "him putting effort" into this shit

He's contractually obligated to include those idiots in a certain amount of film per episode.
He hired them for some project that went bust so he's stuck with them unless he wants to break contract.

the original girl left as soon as her contract was done, so he renewed the contract with the black guy & hired the ugly midget to be with him

that was Christmas with the kranks episode and I fucking hated that episode because of it. I'll be honest, I like some of his new reviews as it provides more jokes, but I do think the old ones were better. And telling the fans that liked his old episode was a dick move. Also, he thinks his old episodes are very first ones.

>the ugly midget
she's cute tho
I like midgets

isn't he a nazi now or something?

Does someone have the Sup Forums screencaps about TGWTG?

no just terminally unfunny

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>8k in debt
I'm not even internet famous and I'm 15k, counting my mortgage its like 488k, in the hole. 8k in nothing unless you're like a kid

may I ask? Is all of this real? I'm not saying I don't belive it's real cause all of this makes sense. But, some stuff like nostalgia chick blackmailing doug and ray using heroin seem fake.

Almost none of it is real.

There's plenty of actual dirt on these people but Sup Forums loves making up loads of extra shit.

The shit featured in Jim's videos are for real

who the fuck is ray?

the black guy that acts in nostalgia critic

do you have any actual dirt on him?

oh, I only knew his as Malcolm

Some is real, some isn't.
Noah's brother did shoot a guy in the face, and it was in the local newspaper.
The black girl, "Chick with the goggles", was a camgirl for a while until someone that watched her on TGWTG saw her.

At least his reviews are better than Demo Reel.

>Sup Forums

Spoony didn't leave TGWTG, he was kicked off.
Yes, they make between 1-2 million a year, but Sup Forums is fucking retarded and doesn't realize they have to cover operations and royalties.

Brad Jones really is the biggest draw aside from NC. Yes, the drama about his wife is real. Yes, Spoony keeps trying to get him to leave TGWTG. No, he's not addicted to coke and no, he doesn't have the common sense to jump ship to RLM. Allegedly he tried being a guest on Best of the Worst but Doug threatened to kick him off the site over it.

Nostalgia Chick isn't blackmailing anyone but she is bleeding money, there's some truth to her escapades but it's not as spread out as most people say.

All Linkara shit is 100% true and there's worse things he's done.

The very first greentext is all true. Demo Reel and the gameshow were both horrible ventures that are killing the site. Doug was a retard buying studio space in Chicago.

Also as a side note, most of the sleeping around that Nostalgia Chick is accused of is really Lupa shit put on her too. Lupa is a Class A shit starter and is frequently confused with NChick because both of their content is bland and effortless.

Anything in reference to RLM is true.

how about how he basically violates copyright in practically all of his videos & if you brought it up to a studio that's small enough to care then he could easily be taken down
of course, that's just the most obvious thing that everyone tries to ignore like a rash

Sup Forums did find all of Linkara's old internet accounts and the huge amounts of shameful porn.

Super villain Shuffle is pure kino

That's JonTron

I know about Linkara and his shit, I just wondered if there was any serious shit on the rest of the TGWTG crew.

>this is the endddddddddd
>this is the eeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd
>The Doug Walker has let poor Chester Bum to Drown
>and the fans trusted him but walker let us down
>we all berate him
>because we hate him
>he is a traitor,
>vacillator
>he's a lousy second rater
>fucking scammer
(background)
>get the ban hammer
>Doug Walker's destiny has soured
>it's the End

they're really not
but Brad isn't the 2nd biggest draw on the site if you go by the verified youtube numbers
after Doug's NC reviews, looks like it's Pissed Pedro & Chris Stuckmann who are behind him in the views

That is not counting mortgages, and she has no job besides being a feminist movie critic online.

All the really bad shit, or at least most of it, is already out there
Joe did monetize a video on the death of his friend
NChick got pregnant just so she could have an abortion and make a documentary about it
Spoony is a lazy fuck that tore himself down
Jesu Otaku, one of the smaller names on the site, transitioned to a man.

did they discover anything with rap critic or todd besides rap critic marrying to a white woman

Wait, did all that really happen?

To the site proper, I would say the hierarchy is still Doug, Brad, Linkara still. Seven Dollar Joe has a big youtube presence but that's it. He's never really relied on TGWTG and I don't think he plugs the site anymore. Chris Stuckmann is cheating too, boy was only brought on while CA was in the middle of their Machinima phase and I wouldn't be surprised if he dropped out the first chance he got.

Way to name two members of the Triad of the Normal buddy. They both live ordinary lives, devoid of drama and stupidity. Other than their absolute shitty taste in music and Rap Critics autistic dedication to only reviewing rap songs with a music video.

>All Linkara shit is 100% true and there's worse things he's done.

That's really all I wanted to hear

can confirm that. it's why i got adblock in the first place
rap critic blatantly took money from fans to go on vacation to italy or something. i didn't care then & don't care now
todd, on the other hand, is a proven cuck, brought out a recently deceased Justin to make a point against other people on twitter, & is a general loser

love this meme about Lewis ever being a big draw to Channel Autism
the man has never been big in anything but waistline. you can argue that he's the biggest one on "Inked Reality", a segment of the website where they reviewed comics, animation, & weebshit, but that's hardly an achievement, especially for someone who's more or less been on the site since its foundation

like it or not, these two are the bigger draws to the site than Brad, as proven by the hard numbers. if the idiots running the site knew how to host the videos on there b4 it was released to the general jewtube audience, then they'd probably get more views there

Youtube keeps blocking any attempt of most movie reviews that use the footage. And, Linkara was, and still is, one of the biggest draws to the site. He remains on of the highest paid members and his videos keep good numbers, although only because people watch his videos ironically. You have to remember, Linkara got 63k out of his fans for his movie way past his prime viewing, Doug only got 80 and that was when he was still far more respected. The fact Lewis has maintained such a dedicated fanbase after Power Rangers, after The Movie, after all the behind the scenes shit, shows that he rains the single most steady and consistent reviewers on the site.

>no mention of Malcolm being a straight up furfag

This is probably old

>Spoony bout to turn his life around

Yeah, it's ancient.

>Youtube keeps blocking any attempt of most movie reviews that use the footage
no shit, it's almost like they're breaking copyright

regardless of what people say, I have a hard time believing that someone who can't even break 100k after 3 months of a video being up being a "big draw" to a website with people who break that easily

i'll give him that he has a dedicated fanbase. a creepily dedicated one with plenty of disposable income between them, but that doesn't mean shit when he can't pull out the big #s, especially when his show is weekly while someone like Joe makes really infrequent updates to reviews & just does LPs & vlogs most of the time

He actually had an entire episode devoted to poking fun at his old style of reviews and his use of forced memes.

I like his show in the same way I like MST3K. I love the Joel era but can't stand even a few minutes of the Mike era, because NC and Joel's shows just have this overwhelming sense of camp and love for what they do, all on a shoestring budget. I actually really enjoy Mike's comedy outside of MST3K, but by the time he replaced Joel the show seemed like it was putting more effort and money into the show than some of the movies they were skewering.

I think she's cute too, though she's a little too heavy for my taste.

I didn't see it as him telling his fans to fuck off, so much as addressing a very vocal part of his fandom that never wanted the show to evolve or change.

Seriously, does this guy even millennial? We're all in crippling debt from one thing or another.

Mike was a writer for MST3K even during the Joel era. I can't say the comedy really changed when he took over as host outside from his delivery which I never found to be that big of an issue. Yeah, he wasn't as hilariously dry as Joel but the jokes were still great imho.

he more or less told them "Fuck you, this is better"

worseat least Jon makes me laugh

>Jesu Otaku, one of the smaller names on the site, transitioned to a man.
That hurts. I really liked her reviews and had a small crush on her when I was a teen.

I almost wish he hadn't uploaded that last counter monkey a year ago, damn thing gave me hope he might actually be coming back.

Copyright law is broken on a fundamental level. It's not a coincidence that the copyright length for something changes every time Mickey Mouse almost goes public domain. When it was originally made the law was something like 17 years after the original creation, and greedy corporations have extended it and extended it to the point where we'll all be dead before anything created in our lifetime goes into the public domain.

Spoony WAS doing better late last year. Doing some streams and having some healthy interactions. But trolls got to him and shit in November.

I'm willing to recognize it may just be a matter of taste, I just loved Joel's total deadpan. And like I said, I really love Mike on the other projects he's done, he just didn't work for me on MST3K.

It's not even worth it to argue with you on this man. I've been a fan of his almost since the beginning and I disagree.

I was wondering why the streams stopped, I just kinda assumed it was because he fell down the political rabbit hole.

>Nostalgia Critic
You mean the guy who doesn't bother doing any research and still pretends to know shit about shit?
Those are the worst kind of people.

He's been in a free fall since 2014.
Livewire is just him sitting in a dark room, fumbling around in a video game, and yelling at the people watching him

Yea I think things got to him. Even though those people who lost would dox his brother relentlessly if they'd gained power

Damn shame as he's one of the few that could make a living doing comedy via youtube if he could get back on his feet again.

Always hope he can recover.

what they're doing is perfectly legal, if shady
you want them to stop? stop giving them money, get others to stop giving them money, otherwise they're just going to keep doing it

I hate this fucking guy's complete sketch reviews. They are atrocious.

If Spoony could have adhered to a regular work schedule, he would have more than a million subs on YouTube
Instead, he puts out hardly any content and treats his own supporters like shit. He could not get off twitter to save his life, and his fans had no choice but stop backing him.

thatchickwiththegoogles has a youtube page

Do you have any idea how much shit they own? How difficult that would make even basic living, let alone enjoying any kind of entertainment? We live in a corporatocracy man.

Disney shills get out

Massive deep depression is a hell of a thing.

You got my hopes up damn it, but it's just a let's play channel that hasn't updated in months.

It's part of the reason I sympathize with him. I've got depression so bad I've had suicidal thoughts literally almost every day for the last 10 years unless heavily medicated. Shit makes being alive rough, but you learn to function around it.

you don't need disney media to live, man
I don't watch anything by them anymore. no marvel, no star wars, and especially no disney cgi movies

of course, it's for entirely different reasons. like how I hate that super hero movies are so frequently made, how star wars is now yearly made & poorly handled (not unlike a prior poorly handled star wars franchise), & how disney shitcanned the 2d animation dept

just torrent their shit.