There better not be any fucking planebellies on this board

and no, having some fucking McBean Doctor carve a green shape into you does not make you a """"""""""starbelly""""""""""

This book had a post-racial message but I fear that Dr. Seuss never anticipated the medical procedures we have come up with.

T. Planebelly

little did they know a star marking was an early sign of prostate cancer.

At least I'm not a filthy Skub lover

You gaudy fuck, you'll never know the grace and elegance that I, an original plainbelly, know and enjoy. And don't think that quack McBean's star removal machine can help you; class knows class.

BLANK FLANKS

I have alway wanted to have sex with one of these things.

I WANT A STARBELLIED SNEECH TO SWALLOW ME WHOLE

I WANT A STARBELLIED SNEECH TO STICK HIS HARD JELLIED PEECH IN MY anus

Cast the live action adaptation

>STARBELLIED

GET OUT OF HERE YOU KNIFE NIPPLE BASTARDS

>starbellied

>Being this assblasted

>CLICK HERE TO SEE HOT STARBELLIED SLUTS GET BLANKED IN EVERY HOLE!!

>THANK YOU

Wait, what the fuck? They are making one?

Put Mel Gibson into it and see the media react

As THE McB TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION

>Bitch, please.

NO STAR UPON THAR!

fucking starsholes