Why does Danielle Cage make my dick hard?

Why does Danielle Cage make my dick hard?

because you are a nigger and a faggot
also, you posted a pic from one of the shittiest avengers stories

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Is she Cap now? What happened to Sam?

She's from the future dude. Danielle is still a baby in 616 Prime.

She is Luke Cage and Jessica Jones' daughter from XX years in the future.

Read New Avengers (2015) and U.S.Avengers if you like fun comics IMO, they are a gas.

Also same quit being cap. that is why is falcon again in his solo

>Has Luke Cage's coolness
>Has tits

SIGN ME UP

>Danielle is still a baby in 616 Prime
and also a skrull

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Then what happened to the new Mexican Falcon?

He has been sent to the Teenvenger ghetto with Other Nova and Fauxhawk Hulk

Deported.
Who fucking knows anymore man, Marvel's all over the goddamn map

What a useless character with a creepy design.

Hi, the shield

I'm dad.

>dozens of danielle cages across the multiverse
>all captain america
>across the multiverse captain america is eventually replaced by a brown woman

Alright I guess.

Well atleast they made her costume slightly less hideous.

I think a better question is why 70's Tommy Chong and a Keebler Elf are shooting at her in that picture.

Based Ewing remembers everything.

apart from the shield being a symbol, I find it really stupid that someone who is pretty much invulnerable has a defensive weapon

American Dream is superior.

It's a ranged weapon.

And none of them had actual earwings, just synergy decals? I call monumental bullshit.

The thing that I don't get is she seems to be wearing armor. For what purpose?

Because it looks cool! Heroes need a costume my dude.

Yeah but this bulletproof Cap is the only Cap I've ever seen with obvious armor.

Some artists draw Cap's shirt as armor.

Personally I always loved the scale mail look Olivier Coipel gave him.

Not counting the scale mail, I guess?

But I agree with the basic idea that her costume could be more stripped down. But I guess they want her to look kinda like a soldier. I really like the eye protection as guarding against what is probably her major weakness.

Also maybe her dad warned her that if she wears nice comfy clothes they'll just get destroyed every fight so she went with something more durable.

She seems cool.

Unfortunately, she's probably going to be used by some writer who doesn't know any better and either going to

>Get killed off for shock value in a luke cage book
>Turn Evil for shock value in some other book
>Get extra dimensionally deported.

I'm county the scale mail. I just don't find that as easily identifiable as modern strap on tacticool armor.

Scale mail only works on Aquaman.

Fem Iron Fist when

That, or raped.

Is rape still a thing writers do to female superheroes? I feel like that was a thing for a while. Is it still?

it's not a very good ranged weapon

Not really, or at least nothing big.

Danielle is unironically a great Cap

I hate this, I miss American dream and the lady hawks.

If it's the same shield, vibranium is considerably stronger than Luke Cage's skin

That's good to hear.

It still happens occasionally. I think Kate Bishop (the other Hawkeye) was changed to being sexually assaulted, and someone did the same thing to Black Cat a while ago (maybe a decade now)

the shield also tougher than most Ironman suits but you don't see Stark carrying a shield either

He's not going by Cap currently because Stevil ruined it, but it's still the title of his book and he hasn't returned to using Falcon.

Seems like a cheap and easy way to add shock value and drama without putting any actual effort into storytelling or character development.

nah

What nasty shit is that you faggot.

I have a soft spot for her. Too bad we'll never see her again cause 3 minority ones.

>it's another "tacticool photogenic costume with fiddly realistic bits" design
It feels like we're reaching a nadir. Is some good old-fashioned spandex too much to ask for?

I would read Killgore the Rapebarian.

I liked the creepy design. They should have leaned into that.

They even made a point of saying that Redwing is still part vampire and the healing part of the vampirism transferred over to Joaquin in the experiment that gave him powers.
Just make him a vampire bird man.

I want a series about teenage Lucy and Dani fighting crime as the new Daughters of the Dragon.

Flat spandex doesn't seem appropriate for 2099.

Fake American

Never forget but this will probably never be referenced or resolved until maybe 10-20 years later when another writer does something with it.

Don't forget Ultron Forever, her first appearance.

The abnormaly smelly baby Squirrel girl was taking care of?

I will spend my entire life being mad about the false pregnancy chi bullshit.

Isn't that just bad red herring like Echo noticing when somebody knocked on the door, or Ultimate Reed looking genuinely surprised before his house got blew up?

Same.

Danny needs Misty and Dani needs a little cousin.

This. It would be basically Double Dragon with girls.
Bonus points if a wimpy boyfriend gets abducted.
Say, what's the female version of bromance?

Homance?
Soromance?

Not sure. This is after the baby was rescued from Skrull Jarvis. It was never mentioned again.

There's another Skrull baby, Tigra and Skrull Pym's kid.

How hasn't this been made into actual porn, yet?

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Well he's not Captain America.

That doesn't look like Dusty Rhodes

>trademarking rape

It's the little things.

What purpose do the belts around her waist and thigh serve?

It's called warlord. Made by a guy who's actually worked for DC.

To busy up the costume. It used be worse. It used to be random string.

if it wasn't summer this would be /

>infant
>remembering

Maybe they kept her around for the next ten years.

It's different for superhumans

wait, why is she black if her features are literally those of a white woman? that's atrocious, goddamn. it's as if the people at marvel have never seen a black person, jesus christ

Mixed.

I shouldn't even have to explain it....

that's really not how mixed people look like. not at all. that is a white woman with a strong tan

casual

>tfw I'm now a casual for not liking more recent Marvel books

>Not knowing Danielle is the daughter of Luke Cage and Jessica Jones

casual

Because she's white with choco skin.
Not like that other gorillaesque black female Captain America

I honestly didn't even pay attention to the name in OP. I just saw the drawing and was surprised it was so inaccurate. also, fuck you for assuming someone should make out the identity just by the looks because kid danielle looked a hell lot different than that bitch in the picture

>all mixed people look the same dammit

>I didnt pay attention to OP. Why should I read what the thread it about before I sperg in it? Fuck you all for pointing out that I cannot into reading comprehension.

reading and paying attention are two separate things you dipshit

Unlikely since she went back to her time after the end of the arc

you dont pay attention to what you read and Im the dipshit?

when is summer over?

show me one mixed person that looks literally like a white woman with a tan

janet jackson


show me two mixed people that look exactly the same

90s mariah was god tier

American Dream has nothing on Mangaverse Cap.

The Rock looks very much like a tan white dude.
And I'm pretty sure you could find a ton of 1/4ths that would just look tan.
Wasn’t there that one twin pair that looked absolutely nothing alike with one looking very white, the other very black?
Really, all it takes is a narrow nose to look very white in comics.

Rashida Jones.

She doesn't even look very tan, though.

That's Carol right.

that ones from the Final Fantasy universe

>bullet proof
>last name is Cage
>doesnt know who her father might be
>comes in bitching about racial issues

hi Sup Forums

Why can't animators draw short hair?

>I honestly didn't even pay attention to the name in OP.

Because you're a casual

Better her, than Chavez