How can I get real superpowers?
How can I get real superpowers?
Be born a mutie freak
Roll around in toxic waste.
>OP you have lymphoma
technically speaking that is a super power for lymphatic cells
Have you tried being from space?
believe in yourself
Have your trigger event
Get bit a radioactive spider
Take steroids
Yeah, its immortality.
For a handful of your cells.
Cum on everything you see
Start lifting. Get rich.
Wow. This show is worse than I remember.
That reminds me, didn't Adam West die from that?
naw man he died of an overdose of joker's laughing gas haha!! :-DDdd fug
Wait for the call to action in your story arc, and you should find out in a few episodes. If not, then you're just a boring ass side character that people will put in shitty fan fiction where you do nothing relevant to the plot, and are probably just the butt end to a lame joke.
that was so gross, i'm pretty sure somone in /d/ would fap to it
Push yourself to the limits of human endurance everyday, eventually you'll become a super athlete.
>Get rich.
The only real-life super power.
Edit out the chicken pox and edit the snot white and I'd jack off to it.