How can I get real superpowers?

How can I get real superpowers?

Be born a mutie freak

Roll around in toxic waste.

>OP you have lymphoma

technically speaking that is a super power for lymphatic cells

Have you tried being from space?

believe in yourself

Have your trigger event

Get bit a radioactive spider

Take steroids

Yeah, its immortality.

For a handful of your cells.

Cum on everything you see

Start lifting. Get rich.

Wow. This show is worse than I remember.

That reminds me, didn't Adam West die from that?

naw man he died of an overdose of joker's laughing gas haha!! :-DDdd fug

Wait for the call to action in your story arc, and you should find out in a few episodes. If not, then you're just a boring ass side character that people will put in shitty fan fiction where you do nothing relevant to the plot, and are probably just the butt end to a lame joke.

that was so gross, i'm pretty sure somone in /d/ would fap to it

Push yourself to the limits of human endurance everyday, eventually you'll become a super athlete.

>Get rich.
The only real-life super power.

Edit out the chicken pox and edit the snot white and I'd jack off to it.