Uber Invasion #7 storytime

What will have in this issue desu

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You got to hand it to the Germans, last they where seen they where burning down New York and they have already reached Detroit?

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>All German Nazi boy vs All American Boy
Place your bets people, who will be best boy?

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*rolls eyes*

seriously, fuck off

>Ubers who can move in super speed to the point where everything around them in frozen
OH SHIT

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>rolls eyes

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>alternate history where the nazis won
Yawn

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>African-Americans with the power to run fast

hmmmmm

They haven't won

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Could have won it there

I fucking swear if he just recovers no problem and the Zephyrs get wiped out

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Well then

> "Hey white boi, need some blackup?"

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OH BOY WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS SHOCKING REVERSAL COMING

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You know, Razor should jump him and pull his fucking brains out.

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BUT IT'S NOT AS SHOCKING AS THIS REVERSAL

I for one would love a solo series with a super hero who has super speed and dual wields knifes while being constantly on fire.

And there you have it, the Germans lost their most loyal and fit battleship.

>half of his head blew up
>still alive
Well that's fucking dumb

IS THE TIDE TURNING?

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Next issue Sieglinde is fit for combat again and sent to America and and she is also pregnant

a injury like that might not kill you right away

We saw from the first american battleship that they survive even the most horrific injuries where they shouldn't still be alive. It's entirely reasonable that he'd be alive.

In america yes, europe is fucked tho

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ffffff FUCK YEAH DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS!
didnt read the rest but I am SO HYPED!!!

And this is why you don't put your most powerful unit on front.
Keep it on the rear for the final assault.

Death does not come easily to enhanced humans.

Well, at least the Nazis lost, FOR ONCE.

Who were the asshats that said the newly discovered Über would be flyers and that I was wrong to think they would be speed related? You can go suck your own dicks now.

Also this; so exhaustion leads Übers to burn ala nuclear meltdown? Or is it just these zephyr guys?

most obvious and effective method of attack.
Take that Nazi fuckers, it's payback time

Yeah, my bad, I thought they would be flyers. There was one image of an Uber in a flight suit. I didn't think they would have SUPER-SPEED, which is even more awesome.

>so exhaustion leads Übers to burn ala nuclear meltdown? Or is it just these zephyr guys?
It's just zephyr, when a regular Uber gets exhausted then their heads exploded.

>Also this; so exhaustion leads Übers to burn ala nuclear meltdown? Or is it just these zephyr guys?

Not sure if we've seen total exhaustion before. Probably leads to halo malfunctions or tearing your own muscles/breaking your own bones in regular ubers

Sounds like it's just basic friction to me.
If you throw anything fast enough it will make a nuclear explosion as well.

Everytime I see this thread every month I wake with the same fear.
"Any moment now, Patton's gonna die in a hamfisted, any day now..."
Being a Pattonfag is suffering

Fucking finally. I felt sorry that all the suffering was for the other two.

I'm honestly surprised he died like that. Like, you'd think Razor would have had to fight him. But instead, he spent the whole battle running away.

Oh, that makes sense. Thanks user.

I remember Colossus 1 was still alive after being literally melted. Fuck.

ZA WARUDO

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I can safely say no-one expected ZA WARUDO powers. If flying breaks Uber in half, how much more does being able to stop time?

redtails

like pottery.

F

Probably the air friction from rapidly losing his powers while sanic fast

Unless there's a new standard battleship power discovered, or the germans pull a new design out of their ass, the sanic activations are effectively

I just hope Gillen doens't a pull "we expended all our zephyrs and now we can't get a new one LOL" like he did ith the bombs

It isn't time control, but speed.

*are effectively the most powerful uber vs. uber weapons designed so far

It's okay, the final TWEEST in Uber will be the Doc discover the ultimate Uber set up, and he will end up becoming Superman.

>ultimate Uber set up

Yes, the Doctor Manhattan with crab arm activation.

Welp, guess that was a misleading cover.

>Well, at least the Nazis lost, FOR ONCE.

They already lost several times. Of their two other battleships, one is a wheelchaired corpse who can only do Halo / construction, and the other is one armed.

>I just hope Gillen doens't a pull "we expended all our zephyrs and now we can't get a new one LOL" like he did ith the bombs
well we haven't had any indication that Zephyrs are particularly hard to manufacture by Uber standards once the sedative issue was resolved, unlike those stealth Ubers the Germans had or anything Cruiser class or above are

>wheelchaired corpse who can only do Halo / construction
Yeah, because having someone able to act both as builder of defensive structures at will in practically zero AND as living supernatural artillery time is a shitty thing to have.

>and the other is one armed.
You don't need arms to kick ass or disintegrate people from kilometers away.

And the meantime the Allies lost who hundreds of Tankmen and Heavy Tankmen, their only two battleships (though Churchill was lost to stupidity, rather than actual action), that chap Dunkirk and the fucking atomic solution. Yeah, maybe the nazis have lost here and there, but they're still a whole mile ahead in the war race.

It's not like losing one arm is a huge loss for a battleship when you still got the halo.

The author said he will never add any flight battleships since it will ruin the balance of the book. We will get "frog men" aka "navy seals" eventually. Being able to stay underwater for days on end with no food and taking out battleships from underneath the water is too good to pass up.

Is Siegmund gay?

That would honestly kind of suck for people.

> buddy gets blitzmensch package, can kill with an eyeblink
> other buddy moves so fast he's invisible
> best friend is fucking ripped
> mfw all I can do is be aquaman

They only lost the "initial" five.

Allies have -
No Full Battleships
Crippled Jewish She-Hulk Behemoth
Multiple Classes
Regular Tankmen
Beefcake Tankies
Eye beam boys
Super fast Zephyrs
Super Human Patton

Nazzies got -
1.65 Battleships
Panzermensch
Blitzmensch
Geltzmesch
Big Boys
Joseph Goebbels wearing the dead face of Hitler

Japan has -
That one guy
Some other dudes
The Emperor

Russia -
Best Girl
Glorious peasants
Stalin

From all people, it's not suprising this idiot could live without half of his brain.

IIRC, all the Geltmensch are dead.

Yes

>Nazis being screwed over by their stupidy
Is this still Uber?

>Control the Atlantic trade routes from U-Boats and other naval ships
>Jap troops already showed the effectiveness of using tank men to bring supplies to troops undetected on islands.
>Interesting battles involving underwater debris to using the absolute dark from the deep depths of the ocean floor.
>Using Halo effects that would absolutely scald tank men due to the water becoming super heated
>Effecient hit and run attacks along coastal cities which would include taking back London

I think it would be cool.

For uncle Adolf ? Yes

You wouldn't get the Halo effect, would you? You'd already have spent your two slots entirely on underwater survival. I mean, at best you'd have to give up the halo or super-strength for it.

All the spies are dead and Japan has one nuke, but if they can figure out how to activate it is a different mater

Are you some fag that jumps to conclusions? The war is still going.

It was all a dream.

Second best boy after Dunkirk

This was first Invasion issue what was so satisfying and enjoyable.

What came first, Iron Pill or Uber?

I'm probably a bad person for this, but the cover is unintentionally hilarious. It just makes me think he's going:

> "OH GOD OH GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING"

It would have been tactically sound if he kept at least some support to cover him. The idea was probably to quickly wipe out artillery fire since it doesn't affect him much then let the weaker mooks curbstomp whatever is left without losing units to artillery fire.

So doing the math where 2 weeks of time is 2 minutes for them we get (14*24*60*30) a factor of 604,800x times the speed of a human. Speed of light is 300,000,000 meters/s round up so for every 2 meters a second these guys move at, that's a full % of light speed.

> Pornhub: Black men run a train on white boi.

> "Fuck. Maybe, if I *squeeze*-"
> "FUCK"

The messed up part is if he'd been able to see behind himself when those appeared he would have seen a clear path right behind him.

Hold up, I am retard, counted minutes twice because I thought in seconds for some reason.

Orders are orders, mate. And with Siegmund around it would be straight stupid to risk losing Colossus 2 in the fray.

It's like when I'm playing one of those bullet hell games, and I'm trying to magic pixel my way through.

>speed-forces behind yuo
>unsheats diamond dagger
>"psht, nothing personnel nazi boi

Did butterfly survive?

okay, heres the thing.

force is based on mass and velocity roughly.

force in Newtons is 1/2 mass times velocity squared.

the important part here is velocity SQUARED.

these zephyrs move at normal human speeds, if normal humans experienced two weeks in two minutes. thats a little over 10,000 times faster than a human moves.

an average running speed of 15 mi/hr becomes 150,000 mi/hr or 67,050 m/s.

the global average mass of a human is 62 kg. while running a zephyr produces around 139 billion Newtons of force. look up a rifle round for comparison.

it is likely that the Halo effect has been sublimated into a spatial distortion effect that prevents the zephyr from combusting, eroding, ionizing, and exploding while running.

the physical activation has obviously been soley focused on speed.

the zephyr flight could incidentally have killed the entire blitzmench corp in this time, which is what I was expecting.

despite the spectacular results anti-zephyr tactics would be somewhat easy to achieve.

they are already proven to be susceptible to halo fields which occur instantaneously. a halo "net" or bubble would easily suffice to destroy any number of zephyr. chemical agents such as chlorine triflouride would also work since zephyrs still interact with the atmosphere.

its interesting to see spatial warping effect from the halo, I predict a double halo sublimated into spatial warping could teleport or wormhole.

hahaha how many people thought Razor just shit himself at first?

they're probably even quicker to activate than standards, since there's no overt physical change.