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What is she, /swco/?
Reminder that the holiday special is canon
How do you do it?
My favorite meme. You never cease to amaze, you Michelangelo of shitposters.
nice you used my pic :D
SO HOW BOUT THOSE GIANT ASS SPIDER WALKERS AY
she is a bit mysterious, we dont really know what she is besides minor unimportant and pointless.
I like it
Looks kinda like two slavs courting
Someone should make the version of the Sillicon Valley click farm gif with the indians waiting for new /swco/ thread to post "what is she".
I'm gonna reserve judgement on any of these new walkers until I see them move.
The designs don't really lght my fire, looking at them stationary, but they could be for a good reason - if they animate them to move about in an impressive or especially menacing way.
Someone post the lego version
Reminder
What is the lewdest thing in Star Wars and why is it hand-holding?
Hand-holding while doing other unspeakable things.
>unspeakable
I guess Sabine must be into some pretty weird shit.
Mandos, man. Watch out for them.
Meanwhile there's whatever the fuck this thing's meant to be.
Honestly I like these two more than gorilla walker. They evoke the image of the AT-AT/ST whilst still adding something original to the mix.
You can see a little bit of crabbo walking around at the start here.
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Meanwhile pic related looks like it's trying to be strandbeest, which would be really cool to see in motion onscreen.
as a slav myself I can confirm
>I like these two more than gorilla walker
Gonna second this.
>hux is included
PLEASE TELL ME HE HAS A COMBAT SCENE
Hopefully a walker falls on him
that thing is like that boston dynamics spiderwalker thing
itd be interesting seeing how they get the fuckin thing to turn
delet this and get out
>You can see a little bit of crabbo walking around at the start here.
Genuinely never noticed that before. Thanks.
Have to squint though. They seem to be moving at the same pace as the old AT-ATs. The gorilla design makes me hope that they're gonna move like them - slow regular tread but sudden bursts of speed at close ranges. Would make for a good 'oh shit' moment cinematically.
I agree though that this other, sorta...spidery looking thing is more interesting. Can't wait to see what the hell this thing does.
And then there's gorilla boy. I do like the extra guns and leg saws - keeps with the theme of FO designs trying to correct the Empire's mistakes. Other than that it's the same tier as the FO TIE for me - not really bad, just unoriginal compared to the other two.
>leg saws
Fugg are you talking about
sabine is shit but ssposters need to stop being such salty fucking avatarfags, roleplay elsewhere and let people have their fun you pathetic crackshippers
i still think those leg saws are grips for leaning down to drop off troops
Look at the 'jagged' part on the front legs toward the bottom. It's there to prevent another Hoth.
What looks like serrated saws on the front legs. Obviously the FO took some pointers from the Battle of Hoth when designing their new frontline walker.
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Daily reminder we're only 5 months away until it's revealed Snoke is Darth Plagueis
its more likely to be clone sheev then snoke.
but odds hes just an ancient evil, i mean sheev sensed snoke for years in the unknown region.
i think he would have known if he sensed his old master.
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Five months until we get to see Goldmember gear Snoke in the flesh.
>let people have their fun
But not you people. Your fun isn't welcome here.
I didn't even consider that it could be clone sheev, but now I realize that it's basically inevitable.
Fuck
I'm so pumped for Liberace pimpmaster snoke and his ninja turtles to freshen up the ST.
But I'm also saddened by hwo low the bar is after TFA: 'Something new. Anything! Even if it's dumb, we just want something new!'
Lego Star Wars for the past few years has been adding minifigs that have dick-all to do with the rest of the set. Like how the Phantom or whatever has a Thrawn minifig. Probably betting on people buying the sets FOR the minifigs.
>ssfag gets triggered by normal discussion and has to insert his avatarfagging into every single thread multiple times while telling others to leave
>gets told to fuck off
>accuses me of starting it
nice projection there, this cringeworthy forced meme has been clogging these threads for two fucking years and it needs to end
that would mean the snoke we saw was actually sheev and snoke has yet to be actually shown.
thats not a bad idea actually.
snokes the main reason sheev sent countless expeditions into the unknown region.
I'm not that first user, nor do I post, ship, waifu, or even like ss. I just think they should be allowed to, as you put it, have their fun.
Also
.>ssfag gets triggered by normal discussion
The Sabine and SS fans like to ironically take pot-shots at one another in a spirit of fun, do you realise that? Sheesh, the thread is far and away fine walker discussion and snoke speculation. It's not being overrun. Take your own advice.
This user gets it.
Why don't you make me if you're so tough? Face it, your waifu is dead. Despite what your delusions may tell you, Ezra never liked her. The were enemies. Your ship could never happen, and now will definitely never happen.
The only girl Ezra ever showed interest in is Sabine. While she initially turned him down, they have developed a close friendly relationship over the years, with an ever increasing focus on the two of them in Season 3 and promotional material of Season 4 so far. It may turn into something wlse, it may not. But it's the only ship in the show after Kanera that actually has anything going for it. You may not like Sabine, but you can't meme your way out of canon.
It's over, SSfag. I have the high ground.
Question is: will his ninja turtles bodyguards just stand around like the royal guards, or do some actual fighting?
Because if it's the latter that means, in all likleyhood, one of the following: someone manages to fight their way to snoke's throne room, kylo goes berzerk at snoke/snoke goes berzerk at kylo, or the elite goon squad gets sent out to take down someone appropriately threatening (Luke?)
Or a training/sparring scene
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.
I want to see some ST characters visit Vader's fortress at some point. Like a group of smugglers getting lead to Mustafar on a quest for Vader's stolen treasure or Kylo going to knick some of grandad's old Sith tat or something like that.
You just can't add a bitching dark lord's lava castle to the lore and then do nothing with it.
no, this one does every time someone posts anything about either sabine or ezra (HEAVEN FORBID BOTH) some faggot roleplayer has gotta come in and post pedophile seventh sister "memes" (epic for the win xd) until he gets told off by maul, sticc, womanlet, bisectual posts, taking up an entire third of any given thread's posts
EVERY FUCKING THREAD FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS AND MOST DAYS HAVE MORE THAN ONE THREAD
>george is out of the picture
>snokes royal guard have vibro swords that block lightsabers
>Building a giant phallic tower on the site where you got your junk burned off.
Jeez, Vader. Bit obvious.
But seriously, they've got to do it. I'd personally like to see a new republic first-in mission after endor, and all the crazy shit they'd find there. But I guess they'd have bigger stuff on their plate for a while, so it probably all ends up on the black market before they can get there, with Kylo eventually getting into bidding wars for it all on e-bay.
We're gonna see it in the Vader comic at least, you can bet money on it.
LSG have been planning it for a long time, since before they knew for sure it would be in Rogue One.
Protip, aspie: he doesn't like Sabine either.
not with Pablo around
what species are you that when you see this structure you think "penis"
ALL towers are 'phallic.'
>>Building a giant phallic tower on the site where a sith shrine is located
fix'ed
Pablo is powerless.
Austrian.
That much is obvious.
>We will never see a canon version of Ahsoka riding Anikan while calling him master
not a vibroblade
I thought your kind was mono-testicular, not hemi-pened
literally has never seen a single episode of rebels
Not to shitbucket Ezrabinefags.
>I see things no one else does, so I must not be a crazy crackshipper
You're getting more stale every thread.
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Hyperbole much?
>Protip, aspie: he doesn't like Sabine either.
you didn't watch the show because he always liked Sabine regardless of whether she liked him, he liked her in the first episode, he liked her even more in the last
if you want evidence, look at this thread, then look at the archives
I want to increase Dr. Aphra's midichlorian count, if you catch my drift.
>that one guy who believed midichlorians could freely float from one entity to another to grant them force powers
suddenly that's funny instead of being stupid
Padawans are not for love making.
Unless it's Ezra.
Please point me to a scene or a piece of dialogue or anything that indicates how much Ezra doesn't like Sabine.
say that 2 my face faget nd not just on ur computr
I remember trying to explain how blood transfers wouldn't grant you force Powers because Midiclorians dont cause the force like 5 times
Does it involve penises?
You'd think Padme would have an off-the-charts midichlorian count by the end of ROTS. Instead she just seems to get less perceptive.
It's emperors day and now we've made our stand
And now the powers of the empire
Have been driven from our galaxy
The battle's over but the war has just begun
And this way it will remain til the day when all are one
GENERAL VEEEEERS COMING TO SAVE THE DAY
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GENERAL VEEEEEERS REBELS ARE FUCKING GAAAAAAY
I was making a Colonel Bogey joke
>Hitler has only got one ball!
>Goring has two but very small
>Himmler is somewhat sim'lar
>and poor old Goebbels has no balls at all
Midichlorians are in the blood, not in the cum
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they are in every single cell of every single life form, because they're just magical mitochrondria
I'm afraid this won't stop user from trying.
I can't blame him.
>that dress and DFC
>DFC
You fool, that's just her hand obscuring her tits from this specific angle
has anyone replaced the crystal with a penis in photoshop? or redrawn the whole thing with a penis instead of the crystal because that does not look like a comfy surface to sit/lay on.
asking for a friend.
>asking for a friend
brah theres no harm in saying you want aphra to touch your penis
>You will never be a Jedi Master who turns his padawan to the dark side for the purpose of love making
>with Kylo eventually getting into bidding wars for it all on e-bay.
>kylo casually burns his way through the FO's budget snapping up every last piece of Darth Vader memorabilia that finds its way onto HoloBay
>one day Snoke goes to buy some new gaudy robes and one of those fancy White Dwarf Mollywhoppers to replace Starkiller
>gets his space credit card declined
>confused as fuck, checks his recent purchases
>finds out that Kylo "borrowed" his card to buy one of Darth Vader's gloves for three hundred million
>extinction event tier shit flipping ensues
aphra's boob size is constantly changing
are you saying your penis is not your friend? how sad!
Part of a noble tradition!
Reminder that a bawdy song called 'Darth Vader's Many Prosthetic Parts' is canon, and it got its author sent to a gulag.
I remember a now non-canon source claiming that Anakin had no anesthesia used during his vader suit surgery in order to preserve his midichlorians, which already makes no sense, now I guess thats just because Sheev was being a dick because dark side?
Just look at this flattie
my penis is not my friend, he betrayed me when he discovered furry porn and monstergirls were just as good as humans
>not A cups or even smaller
D R O P P E D
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More creative than any design in TFA at least.
>Aphra having big tits
They'll never find an asian actress to portray her
Chelli's got the goods.
This might be even more disappointing, but thats a TFA design.
It was relegated to a blink-and-you'll-miss-it establishing shot, and it probably never going to be seen again, as TLJ is opting for the more familiar looking AT-AT walkers.
bad taste to be desu
How little you know of Japanese porn!
Damn right she does.