Veronica thread

Now that the dust has settled, who was best girl actually?

Veronica, obviously.

I just dont understand why Archie doesnt pick her when it seems so clear cut.

Agreed. It's like Johnny and Mavis of HT. Poor as fuck ginger getting it on with a black haired woman with a father who has money.

veronica is a fickle bitch who will go out with archie one night only to go out with reggie or some new guy the next

Veronica keeps dumping him because he is a fuckhead

I still have a hard time choosing, but I always have to go with Betty. She's loyal, thoughtful, trustworthy. She can be crazy, sure.

Veronica? She has money. That's it. Otherwise she's a total cunt most of the time.

Assuming they are basically equally attractive. Hell, I prefer brunettes, but I gotta go with Betty.

A lot of people think that the setup in Archie is that like, Archie is just this unaware schmoe and Betty and Veronica are both scheming to get them. Actually, usually the setup is Archie is already going out with Veronica and basically completely pussywhipped/wrapped around her finger, but can't please her because he is a mong. Betty lusts after Archie for reasons that are inexplicable and schemes to get him to notice her, and ends up doing something like doing his homework or fixing his car only for Archie to go right back to Veronica.

Not totally, its a mix of both. Just depends on what joke they want to do in the story. I would love the current new Archie to do a story where Archie gets in an emotionally and sexually abusive relationship with Veronica until she destroys him and moves on to the next guy

I though it was basically canon that Archie was asexual

Have you even read an Archie comic?

youre thinking of Jughead

Jughead isn't really asexual either. (I know they said this in a recent Jughead comic.)

He just views the games women play as a waste of time, and sees how Archie is a complete idiot about women. Jughead has had relationships in the past in his previous series.

Why do Archie fans like us even exist? Why do we read this shit?

Outfits.

I was given Archie digests when I was little. I read tons of books already, and would get a digest whenever I went out with my parents. Had myself a pretty sizable collection.

Lost interest. Still liked Archie, but didn't pay any attention to it. They did the wedding storyline and I got those comics and enjoyed them, and remembered how much I enjoyed reading the digests. Started reading the digests again.

DeCarlo's stuff is great. Archie from the 80's back is great. 90's has some good stuff. 00's is garbage. Too clean, too safe, no jokes.

The new books are alright, I'm enjoying them.

Veronica, she is really too hot.

What dust?

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the long and tragic waifu war that lasted from 1942-2015. Many lives were lost, bettyfags were particularly vicious. To this day no one knows who the best girl is. Which is why I made this thread.

The war never ended.

Veronica is only sexy because of her personality, Betty is who you would wife.

This is where I reveal my suicide vest with BETTY 4 LYFE spray painted on it.

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Sometimes, it's neither and characters get paired up with one-time characters for a punchline. There's even scenarios where Betty's not in the picture and the love triangle is a Archie-Veronica-Betty one.

Sure, there are some common scenarios, but writers tend to be very flexible with the characters.

>Betty lusts after Archie for reasons that are inexplicable

The early newspaper comics by Bob Montana had her as being in love with him from childhood.

Veronica, on the other hand, dated Archie just to piss off Betty. The idea of Veronica actually being in love with him came in later and wasn't really a big part of the character until the late '80s or so.

fucking nerd holy shit kek

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do you think some poor kid in the 50s lacking in any porn jerked it to these comics

She was drawn that way

user, I'm pretty sure G.I. servicemen fighting the Nazi scourge in Europe and the Japs in the Pacific were jerking it to vintage Archie gals.

I got porn and still jerk to it

not exactly

well thats just weird

desperate G.Is I get. Probably hard to get porn, but easy to get a betty pin up.

Banky Edwards was right, Archie wanted them both at the same time, you assholes! He never chose one because he was trying to get both of them into a three-way!

holy shit this is hilarious. I love the simplicity.

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He would end up the Ross...wait that might be to old a reference. Well fuck you and eat a sandwich

I wanna get this as a tattoo

>Archie attempting to get double toppy

Veronica. She recognized that Archie wasn't ready to settle down with one girl, so she matched him, and refused to settle down with just one guy either. The two of them were dating, but not exclusive, throughout their relationship, and that's the way both of them liked it.

Betty, on the other hand, is slavishly devoted to a man who just sees her as one of the boys, and could never commit to just one girl, but especially not her.

I wish so bad it was my squirt....

I'll try to clean more Pin Ups later, maybe someone will make some good variants with them

Comics like this make me really want to subscribe to that Archie Unlimited thing. $8 a month for all the archie comics I could ever want.

Only problem is it's only available on a phone or tablet, not my computer.

Why are Betty and Veronica even friends? They hate each other constantly.

Some of us like a sensible chuckle and a nice pair of legs.

Fucking Ethel, duh

I'll give them credit, for having HUNDREDS of issues they do always deliver on a sensible chuckle and well drawn legs.

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She just needs a big dick

I wish I could've romanced a girl like Ethel when I was in high school

Is Big Moose's big enough?

Betty is gaining her trust just to kill her

I wish shed just do it

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