Nice and easy, no sudden movements...

>Nice and easy, no sudden movements. I would hate to have to kill you two in front of your impressionable son who has the wealth and good genetics to train his whole life and become some sort of highly skilled costumed vigilante

Fuck off you homo

What if Joe Chill and Alfred Switched Places?

>NOT MY WIFE'S PEARLS! MURDER MY SON AND WIFE AND DESECRATE THEIR CORPSES BUT YOU TOUCH THOSE PEARLS AND I'LL EAT YOUR GUN!

He would loots as much as he could from Wayne Manor, while Alfred escorts them home.

>He tells Bruce his parents were killed by cops

batman is so fucking boring and unrelatable and this post explains it better than anything else.

What did he mean by this?

Yeah, Bruce Wayne should live on autismbux instead of his family's money and spend all his life as a NEET shitposting on a Chinese porn forum, that'd be a relatable, exciting comic book! Maybe a cute girl would show up and go "Oh Bruce-chan, I love you so much even if you smell like feet, let me clean your apartment!"

Sure you can take my wallet it's has like fifty bucks in there and I can just cancel my credit cards yeah her pearls are nice and all but I'm rich so who gives a fuck I can but more

I would read a comic about Bruce Wayne being an autistic NEET weeaboo.

weak bait but spider-man is batman done right.


in fact, Batman is the king of autism for not getting over his parent's death, very few kids who had to go through that never let it go.

remember that bats is the supposed "human with the strongest willpower" but cries when someone mentions his dead parents.

Oh boy, it's another Sup Forumscksuckers Bitch About Batman thread!

What if he killed the son instead?

How is that bitching about Batman? It's just a Joe Chill thread, stop looking for problems.

What if they didn't get killed and Bruce grew up with a happy family?

> MY PARENTS ARE ALIIIIIVE!

what if joe chill killed himself?

Flashpoint.

Why would a rich family only have one butler? Bruce Wayne should have been raised by multiple butlers and maids

Didn't you read rebirth? There were 3 Alfreds all along.