HOWS IT GOIN' WEIRDLO?

HOWS IT GOIN' WEIRDLO?

yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

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Why was Mertle such a cunt?

I can't believe she let a smelly haole speak to her like that.

>mertle will never sit on your face

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She looks like a fat, angry, old woman. Is that why she's pissed all the time?

Oh, I've just been going around slowly amassing an army of alien genetic experiments that will allow me to bend the world to my will and make sure that snotty bitches like you are the first ones against the wall when the revolution comes.

Y'know I just realized how punchable Mertle's face is.

her dad walked out on her. that's canon

But she shilled for her dad's convenience store in the second movie.

because she's a haole trying to force herself into fitting in, by destroying the natives

I don't remember that at all

More like asshaole.

hiding a very deepseated crush on Lilo that she won't realize for a couple more years, luckily for her Lilo reciprocates those feelings by then

worth mentioning that movie takes place before the show(which itself takes place over a year at minimum so there's plenty of time for this to happen)

Damn that's depressing.


But yeah she did shill for her dad Karl's store near the end of the second film.

honestly considering Mertle's mom is pretty nice when we see her in the show, Mertle's dad was probably an asshole, or at least encouraged the bad parts of Mertle's personality

THE FUCK YOU CALL ME WHITE BITCH?

Lilo pulls off her aesthetic better than she does

Mertle's VA IRL

2old

bump

Realistically a girl who looked like Mertle would be getting bullied 24/7.

I really love how the show recycled the same five movie jokes over and over and over again. And how all of the characters were turned into caricatures of their pre-movie selves. And how the experiments were a poorly disguised excuse for pulling every lazy kids' cartoon trope out of a hat each week.

>shrink episode
>body swap episode
>time travel episode
and so on.

The second movie takes place in a less retarded alternate universe where character development actually occurs. That's always been my take on it.

It's kind of rare for the bully/mean girl to be the one who wears glasses.

You'd think she would stop messing with Lilo after she had kicked her ass a couple of times.

Lmao that explains a lot.

Dude, why you would post an revealing old grandma?

>Mertle is Beth from Bravest Warriors
Huh.

Lilo pulls a lot of things very well if you catch my drift.

Fucking savage, Yuki.

Lilo/Mertle is a beautiful thing

mods?!

No, please, not the weird shit.

nothing about that pic actually breaks any rules, although admittedly almost everything else that artist has done does, I only posted it because there's not really much for Lilo/Mertle out there(at least that is work safe)

I don't even like that kind of loli stuff anyways

Too. Fucking. Young, user. You're gonna earn yourself a vacation.

more?

trust me if I could find a Lilo/Mertle pic that had them older and wasn't crap and/or NSFW I'd have posted it

and as I noted in nothing about the pic actually breaks any rules

as far as I'm aware nothing else that artist has is Sup Forums safe, not to mention it's the only piece of his I have since I'm not really into lolis

Yeah... WEIRDO...

>not liking thicc lolis

step-dad? remarried?

n-nani?

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Which dancer's belly would you blow raspberries on, Sup Forums?

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The fat one with glasses. I ain't touching no native.

far left

I had forgotten about that one, Van does the best Lilo & Stitch fanart

it's a shame there's not any good art of aged up versions of Elena, Yuki, and Teresa like Lilo & Mertle have(or Victoria for that matter), heck it's a shame at how underused those characters were by the show, is basically the only notable thing any of them did in the show

Shoots.

It's because nobody cares about characters with no personality beyond being Mertle's stooges that just go "Yeah" Kooky.

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Lilo's VA was cute, but it doesn't look like she's doing so hot anymore.

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bump

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it's more that I feel there's missed potential with them, or indeed pretty much any recurring human character in the show that isn't Lilo, Nani, David, or Cobra Bubbles

would suck the farts out of her asshole to be honest

I really wish they at least made upba little bit in the show, Myrtle losing her father and Lilo being an orphan would have been an interesting dynamic.

Not saying myrtle stops being a cunt but maybe soften up a little after experiancing a bit of loss of her own.

they do a little bit during Leroy & Stitch

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I DO love me some good fisting

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Myrtle's dad walked out on them, while Lilo lost her parents during a storm in an accident on the road.
Lilo would have the upper hand in the blame game.

Really, she looks like a typical tumblrite dyke to me

You mean Lilo and Stitch was basically Hey Arnold but in Hawaii and with aliens?

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>mertles dad
Ya'll know this was fake from Tumblr, right? I don't remember the exact set up, but Yuki is actually agreeing with Lilo about something. Mertle's dad is a powerful man.

>fat
>ugly
>glasses
>ginger
>dad left her
She must have a lot of issues.

She has more issues than Vogue.

Girl on far left has unwavering focus and confidence in her moves. I like it.

Don't forget dat old woman name.

>Mertle/Myrtle

Ewwwww. Right up in the List of Boner-Killing Girls' Names next to Agatha and Edith. Plus, dat fugly face and humongous glasses aren't helping her.

>"Child's play. Can't we do something harder?"
>"Oh hey I'm actually on beat."
>"Don't let weirdlo psych you out. For god's sake why is she SOAKING WET?"
>"don't mess up don't mess up don't mess up don't mess up."

I hated Mertle so fucking much

Unf

To be fair it's probably baby fat.all the kids in Lilo & Stitch are a bit pudgy.

Besides being chubby ain't that big a deal in Hawaii.

Not enough Nani in this thread

Last time I posted her it got deleted.

>Lilo reciprocating a crush on a girl who said it was a good thing her mom was dead because she would never be like her
Keep writing that fanfiction, buddy

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Cute

>he doesn't like Agatha

>humongous glasses aren't helping her.
I always thought her glasses were cute

Catty Bantz in public.

Grunting Sweaty Scissoring in private.

>no this is not lilo and stitch xxx the porn parody
we have some great talent right now

quick request

Always got to me how the teacher was never around or didn't care about Merida bullying or starting shot with Lilo and always jumped on her case when she defended herself.

Mutant Lilo fondling titty monster Mertle?

Lilo and Mrytl hulaing together. Either friendly or competitive.

more cute stuff with Lilo & Mertle like

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done when it's done

Fat Myrtle

So just regular Myrtle.

Honestly, she looks like a boy.

No, fatter Mertyle

No.

nani with stitch looking hard at her

That looks kinda cute.

Merle & Lilo eating icecream together.

Reverse Lilo and Mertle in OP's image.