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You've got to be fucking kidding me
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Tumblr-inspired, internet-savvy character named Yesss

So what? She is going to be a morbidly obese landwhale with blue hari that hates every single character that has a penis and isn't gay or black or gay black?

If there isnt at least one porn joke in this movie Im calling it a failure

Reddit Ralph

I think we can all be glad her name isn't YASSS. Like said, it'll be a tumbler shitfest, but at least not full retard.

>a yaaaas reference
youtube.com/watch?v=eed3HcUcz3E

I thought Ralph was about videogame characters? Why is he wading through meme garbage for?

to be hip and xtreme with the fellow kids of this generation

copypaste that shit nigger

M O N E Y

If that was true they'd put him through modern games like Battlefield and Bloodborne

they already did that with the first movie.

To avoid giving polygon additional page views:
>Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2, the sequel to Disney’s 2012 animated movie, will introduce the lovable Ralph to the internet. In order for Ralph and his glitch friend Vanellope to get around the vast online space without getting lost — or worse — they have to rely on a new friend named Yesss.

>Yesss is the “heart and soul” of a buzz-making site, constantly shifting the look of her hair and clothes, which are made of fiberoptic materials — because she lives online. The character will be voiced by Taraji P. Henson, an award-winning actress best known for her work in Empire and Hidden Figures.

>In a very rough clip shown to a panel of fans at Disney’s D23 panel, Yesss tried to explain to the two video game characters the benefits — and consequences — that come with being on the internet. At one point, Ralph asks Yesss how things go viral and Yesss spends the next portion of the video explaining blogs, social media and how fandom has taken over the internet.

>Although we didn’t get a good look at Yesss, based on the reaction to her inclusion in the movie, it is one of the most anticipated roles.

>Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 will be released on Nov. 21, 2018.

>Ralph & Vanellope find paheal

This is going to be an abomination.

i knew sequels were no good :(

>Directly linking to polygon.

Are you fresh off the bit boat, program?

>The Wreck-It Ralph universe is about to get a whole lot cooler.
Wake me up inside.

>breaks the internet
I knew it was shit as soon as I read the title

I'm just worried about the Sugar Rushians. Will they get out of Sugar rush? Will they die?

I gotta admit it's not a good concept, or at least with these characters.

Jesus christ, Disney. I'd expect this shit from The Emoji Movie, but you?

>yfw they're trying to do the Shrek thing 15 years after that trend died
>yfw this ends up being the Chicken Little of this generation of Disney movies

Aww, I was actually excited for the sequel. The first one was hardly perfect, but it had so much potential to expand on and integrate with the licensed stuff properly, instead of have 2/3rds of the movie in a better tie in to candy than actual video games in the movie about video games. But then you went full tumblr. Any and all hype completely dead.

Sup Forums should be the main villain then. Come on Hiroshima Nagasaki, it's all the money you ever needed.

>Disney would never make shit sequels
How are you enjoying your first day on earth?

yeah modern disney is shite

Lol, Ralph 1 had all the makings to be a bad film, yet came out amazing.

Tumblr character won't scare me away.

>First movie doesn't use Mario or Tron because they couldn't find a place in the story for them

>The sequel stops dead in it's tracks for an extended advertisement for the Disney brand where they visit OhMyDisney.com, Disney's crappy attempt at making their own Buzzfeed. The scene features cameos from all the Disney Princesses, C-3PO, and Stan Lee and a bunch of Marvel characters and Vannelope is introduced to the Tsum Tsum toyline.

Jesus fucking christ.

I won't write it off. The Lego Movie looked to be worthy of a write off at this point as well. They might give Yesss a heel turn like that sheep in Zootopia.

>Barely seen anything
>Sup Forums already hates it and Incredibles

Oh vey, I don't know how I feel about them either but at least wait until getting some good footage before getting angry again.

>heel-face turn
Again? WTF is wrong with this studio?

Even if they did do that it'd be the same fucking 'nice character is really the bad guy' cliche that almost every modern Disney film does

that was... disappointing

>linking directly to polygon
Are you fucking fresh from reddit or something?

How's this movie supposed to work? The internet by nature is the absolute end game of "You get out of it what you go out of your way to find." With arcade games there's only so much that's relevant culture wise to pull from, but the internet will always be a micron of it's actual content to any individual person, no two people will ever have even remotely the same experience online. So how are you supposed to have a movie that's relatable that revolves around internet use?

What the fuck does Yaas even fucking mean? God dammit, it makes me instantly angry the moment I see it.

what the fuck are you faggots whining about

It's what gay zombies moan out when they see Beyonce or Lady Gaga. In short, I have no idea either. I guess its some weird sign of approval.

It better have something about ROMs and emulation. Maybe Ralph finds a Korean hack titled Miss Mister Ferix Jr 2000 Nude.

Look at this reasonable motherfucker.

Hey, hey. Quit it.

You fucks will never be satisfied.

Hey Tumblr!

I looked around to get other sites opinions about what was shown (I'm not pleased at myself, but it had to be done.) and effectively, so far this is Kingdom Hearts without the Final Fantasy + everything else disney owns thrown in, basically what the first film was doing with its crossovers but without the hassle of actually putting effort into getting and working with licenses.
Also the main plot is having to go onto the internet to get a patch for Sugar Rush because the cabinet wasn't shipped fully updated, a concept and genuine reason for getting onto the internet that ties in with the arcade aesthetic that actually works. Let's hope the rest of it doesn't screw it up.

Worse than the emoji movie

where is Zootopia 2 Aereopolis? I want to see Nick and Judy threatened by birds of prey predators Rockadoodle style? One gets captured and is about to be eaten and the other one has to save them. Can't Disney just cater exactly to my one very specific fetish?

You know the first one was great because it was about video games without making them out to be some huge joke.

I was hoping for a sequel still about video games, not the internet and social media

What happened to Disney`s decision to restrict sequels to direct to DVD? Before Frozen 2 was announced there hadnt been a big screen Disney Animation sequel since Rescuers Down Under. Frozen was big, I get that, but so was Lion King and Lion King 2 was still DTDVD.

Why is the sequel about the internet and not video games? At least meet halfway and throw Ralph inside an MMO.

they start in an MMO, that's how they get on the internet

How do they even get online? They're in arcade machines, it's not as if they're hooked up to wifi.

>anticipated
who

Sugar Rush as a modern arcade machine probably has some form of ethernet port you can plug a cable into to update it or whatever

Mr Litwak hooked the building up with Wi-Fi

>internet savvy character
>based on tumblr

Shit, even reddit would have been a better choice there. Tumblr tried to fucking spam gay porn here to try to "raid" us not knowing that not only would that turn us on but we'd fire back. I wasn't expecting or hoping a mainstream movie would base a character off of Sup Forums, but tumblr is no where near "internet savvy."

Heel-face turn is evil to good.

You mean face-heel turn.

Can you imagine the shit storm if she turns out to be the villain and her master plan is to make the internet into one giant safe space.

Honestly even then I'd still be disappointed that the movie would be focusing on modern politics and an obvious twist rather than a fulfilling story.

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Sounds boring, but it'd be praised here just because tumblr looks bad

I think it's the gay version of "hell yeah!"

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If i wanted shitty meme's I'd watch the emoji movie. Also Disney's twist villains are getting old.

>Also Disney's twist villains are getting old.

This honestly. I wish they'd make a movie with an obvious villain again. I miss villain songs more then anything too.

Where's the new Sup Forums-inspired, internet-savvy character named Reee?

>Mario was supposed to be in the sequel
>now its about internet memes
There's no hope for Mario anymore

>The Wreck-It Ralph universe is about to get a whole lot cooler.

>blogs, social media and how fandom has taken over the internet.
>fandom
Will there be a part where Ralph becomes a brony?

Sounding like there's no hope for this film desu.

Wreck it Ralph was one of my favorite modern Disney films and the sequel looks like hot garbage

Then again, I thought Zootopia was gonna be a dumpster fire of furshit but it was actually really good

I love Taraji P Henson,however this is horrible.

>New friend named "Yesss"
>could be the "yaas queen" joke
>secret message about saying "yes" to the SS with an inside joke about internet Nazi's
>New girl might be a villain with how snakelike her name is

I'm developing way too many theories this late at night. I'm just hoping for a Rule34 joke at some point when I Redbox this.

But that's already been done.

>Character named "Yesss" from a Buzzfeed-esque clickbait site explaining how the internet works.

Jesus Christ.

The problem here is that the first movie was about a videogame character going on a journey through videogame worlds, meeting other videogame characters and trying to accomplish something for himself in the process. It stuck to its designated theme and that's why it worked.


This, on the other hand, does not look like it has anything to do with videogames at all.

From what I understand the plot is
>Sugar Rush gets shut down due to malfunctions
>Ralph wants to save Vanellope so they go to the internet to order parts
>???
>Disney crossover orgy and Buzzfeed
I think they showed too much new without the segway into it. We're TOLD why they go online but not shown it, so it's really sudden and jarring. Especially the direct Star Wars/Marvel/Pixar/Disney cameos all in the same scene.

Yeah, this. It would have been funny if they delved into the world of PC gaming and we got a Gaben-lookalike showing them around a Steam-esque hub city or something, but this just sounds like it's all social media garbage.

>Ralph v Pepe: Dawn of REEEEEEEE

no thanks

Rich Moore is based, he made WiR and Zoot great. I fear he might be spent after these two movies.

What are you talking about? Let it Go is an amazing villain song!

First movie was misleading too, expect gaming memes, instead we got food puns over food puns.

>WiR2
>expect parodies of famous sites
>we get botany jokes instead.

Something like that is bound to happen.

Is this a Jojo reference?

And to think I was hyped for Ralph 2.

Yeah, something like that would've been acceptable over just going onto the Internet.


Like they go to their version of Steam to try and find help, come across a lead that leads them to the next plot point and have them take part in discount Rocket League or something (in the same way Ralph interacted with the FPS game in the first one) to advance the plot, which then leads them to an MMO of some kind and have them interact with characters and / or people which leads them to the next plot, etc, etc.


What I've just said is probably crap, but at least it still relates to videogames in someway. And I agree with you: this movie just looks like it's supposed to be a shitty meme fest, if not just a shitfest

While this would have been better thematically, normies don't care about PC games, they care about social media. Disney is gonna pander to the largest group.

I remember reading a weekly ketchup, about a week or so after Wreck-It-Ralph, that the plot for the sequel was going to involve Mario. Now I find out that it's going to involve shit that the Emoji movie is going to do, which is pretty much a internet take on Wreck-It-Ralph to begin with. So very sad to read this. Thanks for saving me the time from visiting polygon.

>She's just a character that appears for a minute
>Ralph and Vanellope get annoyed at her for bombarding them with quizzes for which video game character they are
>They get ones other than who they are
>Ralph wrecks her, crashing the site
>They then head on to Not Steam, where they meet the mercs and get addicted to hats
This is the best timeline

Once Ralph and Vanellope make it into the internet, they meet Yesss (that’s right), voiced by Taraji P. Henson. Ralph tells her he wants to “go viral” and she explains that the internet is very segregated; it’s a place where everyone hangs with people who share their same thoughts. But there is one place where everyone shares all the same likes: OhMyDisney.com, the happiest place online.

And then, we’re basically in the internet version of Disneyland. Iron Man is flying around. The Millennium Falcon is docked nearby. Tinkerbell flies by Ralph and he says, “I’m going to call you Stinkersmell”—so she throws some pixie dust on him. There’s a booth called Marvel Yourself where avatars go in and then pop out as Gamora, Iron Man, or even Stan Lee. (“Excelsior,” Lee says.) Another place has a kid pressing the buttons on a Buzz Lightyear model. Just mashing away. Buzz is not happy about it.

Ralph and Vanellope realize that this place is bonkers and Yesss agrees. She said the place has everything, including food and merch—and then someone runs and screams “Tsum Tsum,” a real-life popular stuffed toy, which Vanellope calls “little furry sausages.”

Just then there’s a scream, and things get next-level insane: it’s fans going crazy because the Disney Princesses have arrived. They’re being escorted around by Force Awakens stormtroopers. Vanellope wants to mess with them, but Yesss says they are off limits. So she and Ralph walk away but Vanellope doesn’t. She wants to raise some hell. So she glitches past the stormtroopers into the princesses’ room.

And they’re all there: Snow White, Cinderella, Belle, all the way up to Anna, Elsa, Moana, and more. They are just hanging out and jump when Vanellope barges in. They’re ready to kick her ass when she explains that she’s a princess too. So the girls go around the room to ask how she’s a princess, and they each give their own slightly crazy story: “Did you get kidnapped? “Did you get poisoned?” “Did you make a deal with a witch to exchange your voice for a pair of human legs?” Etc. And finally, “Do people assume your problems were solved because a man showed up?” (or something like that, I didn’t get the quote 100 percent right). “Yes,” says Vanellope, and they instantly accept her as a princess.

They talk about how much they love her outfit, so the ladies decide to order some comfortable clothes. Now they’re all just hanging out and lounging. Snow White admits she can’t really see and needs glasses. Jasmine is allergic to cats. Ariel says she loves her new thingamabob (“What’s that word again? Shirt!”). She says she’s so happy, in fact, she wants to sing, and starts to. But all the other princesses stop her. Then Merida from Brave starts to talk about something in a very thick Scottish accent. Vanelope asks what she said, and one of the princesses says “We don’t understand her, she’s from the other studio,” a reference to Pixar.

Just then, C-3PO comes in and tells the princesses they have a show in a few minutes. “Thanks R2,” one says. “Oh, you know he doesn’t like that.” “Oh, I’m sorry BB-8.” And 3PO leaves all mad. “‘You love princesses,’ they said.’,” he mutters. “I miss Captain Solo.”

“Too easy,” the princesses say about their jokes, and exchange fist bumps.

You expected better from D*sney?

>Do people assume your problems were solved because a man showed up
This movie's fucked

I was already planning on boycotting this because Sarah Silverman called for a military coup, but now.. I mean, not even Chicken Little is as dated as this.

Thank for censoring it but PLEASE tag your posts next time

that was before Frozen made a billion dollars for them in the box office

>“‘You love princesses,’ they said"

I can actually hear him say that.

I'm willing to give her a shot, since she might turn out to be a satirical character.

>She hates the quizzes
>Doesn't even get what most of this "man-" is
>Honestly just wants to hang out with ralph

If she isn't the bad guy of the movie, I'm going to rage out.

>She wants to get rid of video games to create more blogs and shit
>Ralph just kicks the shit out of her
>This crashes the site she's from

Oh stop being twats. The film is literally called Ralph Breaks the Internet. He's going to go through all social medias probably. This site, I swear.

She'll be the redeemable minor bad guy who then teams up with Ralph to defeat the overarching evil. Which is a giant monstrosity created out of angry troll-energy that she helped create but lost control over.

Sarah Silverman is still in this movie. Nothing like that will happen.

That explanation sounds cringy as fuck.
Before that my main concern was a lol Sup Forums joke.