Voltron: Legendary Defender

It's time to volt, Ron.

5 days until SDCC panel!

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>3 weeks

Hope we get some decent questions this time.

a vain hope, but at least tyler and bex will be entertaining

>Decent questions for V:LD at SDCC
>In this hell fandom
Yeah, no. Still got our SDCC user to ask one good one though.

5 days is more than enough time to catch up on season 2

How many questions are going to be about making ships canon?

God, I hope this leads to a really good pay-off when season 3 starts.

Stranger things have happened. Maybe we'll get lucky.

>SDCC user picks perfect question
>practices asking in mirror, has tone, emphasis, and facial expression down perfectly
>gets handed mic
>immediately blanks
>mind is an abyssal void empty of all thought and being, a single lonely question drifting across the nothingness
"Does Lance really have phimosis?"

I was talking about stupid shit in general, which is already on the bingo card for SDCC I think.
Such as:
"Is this character gay?"
"Do you guys want candy?"
"I loooooove you guys and even though I'm 15 I somehow think wasting this question is acceptable ;)"
And a question that gets a "Maybe if you watch you'll find out" response, which is acceptable.

gotta love the mice
Only 3 weeks left 'til season 3? Time sure does run fast.

I hope some of the side characters get some love.

You know how this fandom is, user. They won't.

"How would Colleen and Lance feel about each other if they ever met?"

I just want Lance getting up on everybody's parents.

McCree probably pulled that on Shiro the first time he visited and that's why Shiro's jealous.

Well this thread is dying faster than my dad when I was 3.

People are busy watching Castlevania.

why big hands on tiny waste are so fucking hot

There's nothing to talk about. These threads have been on fumes for months now.

Keith learned his slut skills from the best.

McCree is that dad who's working his way through all his kid's friends.

>4 Episodes long
I know the show was originally meant to be a movie, but how have those threads not exhausted all discussion yet?

He gets older, Garrison boys stay the same age.

Yeah, but there's always been nothing to talk about and yet we still find a way to reach the bump limit.

Sexy men, nostalgia and pee drinking.

People discuss the games, they discuss the religious aspects of the show, they get butthurt about Ellis's writing, they talk about pee.

>pee drinking
Sypha, right? Probably by the same people who would post about Pidge's armpits.

Is Ellis known to include animal fucking talk in his work? A lot of anons say it's 'classic Ellis' writing. Sorry for being a newfag to him, but Castlevania is my first encounter with his scripts.

The two share a certain appeal.

>"I want Pidge to piss in a bucket and give it to Lance under the guise of beer"
>"I want her to get in a bar fight with him and crush his balls"
I've unironically turned into a Pidge-waifu poster

>it's the medieval vampire hunter planet episode

I want Shiro to impregnate Pidge!

Lance would be heartbroken. They'd have to go on Maury.

I would consider "as part of the show's homage to anime, are you planning an obligatory beach episode?" as a good question.

Based Coran.
youtube.com/watch?v=JEA2rGKh6kU

Yeah, dude can be pretty vulgar. It's part of his charm.

Man, reverse traps just turn people into animals.

aw yeah son

[MOTION COMIC] The Tale of Lance and the Dragon
Part 1
>youtube.com/watch?v=o-hwwAFj1AQ
Part 2
>youtube.com/watch?v=o-hwwAFj1AQ

>It's the Keith fucks a space-cow episode

>Including the same link twice
Alternatively
>Me not taking the time to read

Lance believes the baby is his. Even if it has monolids and black hair.

>Part 2
youtube.com/watch?v=sil3ZHPmPUM

No bully, I'm phoneposting

Colleen gives birth to a brown baby with blue eyes. Sam is confused.

>Maury: You are NOT the father!
>Lance: No! This can't be true!!

So who here thinks Keith's character is going to become more like his 80s counterpart as the series continues.

Too bad the baby is already named Juan Manuel McClain.

We'll probably get more "I'm a galra? Whuhhhhh?" scenes.

That wasn't a cow and it was part of a Blade of Marmora initiation so it doesn't count.

I think so.

>stares at knife

What's the ship name for Colleen x Lance?

Clance.

Ok what part of Lance's body was Allura referring to?

Clance? But some people confused that with Coran/Lance. Which is also a good ship btw. I really like Lance with a genderswapped Coran because milf chasing.

Celtic magic, laddie.

Also a homophone with Klance. It's perfectly confusing.

Me. It makes sense.

>season 3 is probably going to be literally all about Lance to make up for him getting shafted in season 2

I see no reason to look forward to this.

Allura is gonna grab Lance by his neck and that's why he's turned on.

He's never going to match the beefiness of his dad or his mom, is he.

>and yet we still find a way to reach the bump limit.

With only 30-something IP's per thread, no less. It's pretty sad how much samefagging goes on here.

>no BoM hazing episode
Kolivan had a special paddle made and everything

I have no idea why they haven't done a series of Youtube videos on Lance talking about events from the show from his own point of view.

>samefagging
w e w summer

I hope he gets shafted again just so I can see his fans get even more asspained.

Daily reminder that Lance is Scottish.

*Glaswegian

Not samefagging. Just camping out of these threads and replying to everything like an autist. Roleplaying helps.

Because it would not interested the 6-12 year olds who make up the show's main demographic.

Yes it would. I'm sure I've seen it done for a kids show before with short promo spots.

>That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it

I've been here since 2007. Do you even get the reference of pic related?

Lance is confirmed sub.

Speak for yourselves, I samefag all the time here.

>Some people confused it with Coran/Lance
>Tfw I drew Clance as the wrong ship two times
Ms-paint user here, ready to take a few requests, though probably not more than 3, it's getting late here.

And Pidge is into femdom. Are they a perfect couple or what?

Allura choking Lance.

Colleen cradling her newborn brown baby and Sam looking at it in confusion.

Hazing in the Blade of Marmora.

>M-maybe it's just tanned.

Sam wonders how the baby got tanned from within the womb.

Colleen says it was that trip to Cabo they took while she was pregnant.

Thace got so many paddlings
Nice digits, Satan.

He secretly likes it.
(I didn't get lazy and you can't tell me otherwise)

Shiro knows the truth but cannot bring himself to tell Sam.

What hazing rituals does the BoM do?

is he blushing or choking? or both?

>been here a decade
>doesn't know what samefagging is
Okay.

He can't breathe and his face barely shows it, but yes, in ms-paint Lance canon, he is choke-blushing.

crossing of the desert
the unblinking eye
the paddling of the swollen ass
etc

the fucking of the goat
the raid of the panties

I bet Ulaz strapped him to a medical table more than once. You know, as a prank, bro.

Are they jo bros? Who charges their crystal faster

thank you for your perseverance, user

They tell their non BoM friends they met in a coffee shop.

I've been trying to but god it's just so DULL, I'm clinging on to the hope that they can pick it back up in season 3.

>yfw mouse user, timefag, deus vult user and antikallurafag are all samefag

Shit, Castlevania has a reverse trap? Guess I'll check it out sooner rather than later, then.