"now, go get me pizza nuggets"

>"now, go get me pizza nuggets"
WOW WHAT A BITCH, MARCO ISN'T YOUR SLAVE YOU SLUTTY EARRING-WEARING FAT-ASSED MERMAID SHE-HUSSY AAAAAAAAHRRGGH!!!

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My exact reaction. This was a prime example of relationship abuse. Princess Marco stands up for all women. When will she stand up for herself?

Calm down Star, Marco isn't going to stop being friends with you now he's dating Jackie.

At least Jackie puts out.

pizza nuggets is code for "ravage me tonight while star watches"

this lazy slut will be a hamplanet soon
having ass this fat and gorging on junk all the time

It's kind of weird how Jackie is also Star's mom.

>the voice
>the ass
It all makes sense. Moon disguises herself as a teenage girl to fuck the boy her daughter has a crush on. Pretty sick. Pretty hot.

>Jackie and Marco have a daughter
>They name her Star
>It's kind of weird how Moon is also Star's mom
I want this to happen now

It's canon if you watch the new episode, the price Moon had to pay for Eclipsa's help in beating Toffee is being infected with a perverted need to dress up as a teenage girl and get dicked by any boys Star has a crush on for all eternity.

>seriously setting for sticc
Marco knew from the very beggining that Jackie was going to have an hourglass body, he played the long game and won.

I'm not sure I can handle this.

>Star, I'm so sorry, but I NEED Marco inside me

>going for a gluttonous fatass
>playing long game
you can only pick one user

Is there a mega link to the New episode?

...

it's not even on the app user
there should be streams at 11am edt

Wasn`t it already released in the big thread earlier?

>Didn't miss the movie dropping while I was at work
>But too tired to wait another four hours

no, it was never put on the app

no one has seen it yet

just take a nap

Thats bretty fugged up :DDDDDD

Grab some coffee and you'll feel better

>Already calling him husband
>At 14 years old

>fat ass
>insult

Ok

The other girl calls him Queen

She meant Nigglets

Where will you guys download the movie ? hen do you think it'll be up ?

>Tom
>Oskar
>Marco
Who is next?

You weren't in highschool from 2000-2015, were you, user?

Not him but I was and don't understand what this means

It's common for couples in high school to call themselves husband or wife. I called my highschool sweetheart wifey all the time

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What? Really? I never heard of this. Where are you from? I'm Midwest

East coast.

Alright folks, i was absent last thread, im about to go to work, can i get a damage report? we have no movie
Please tell me atleast everyone kept the autism to a minimun

Nothing to report, but the movie is happening at 11 am est. The autism starts then.

So it's a East coast thing huh?

Compared to the clusterfuck of the Season 2 finale this has been nothing.

nah it happened in the Midwest too

its pretty cringy looking back at it, but yeah dumb teenagers think they will be together forever and that they already know who they wanna marry

I gave up on this show but this I gotta see. Link?

Thanks, but also i want to point out i Said "last thread" as in
Singular thread
Is the janitor finally gone?

>waste 1 hour looking for streams and you tube fake videos
>it turns out it wasn't released yet

Anger rises

and that's why I always check Sup Forums first

Meh, I genuinely wanted to marry my highschool girlfriend abut she wasn't as keen

I was afraid that the board will be bombarded with spoilers like "MoonFee confirmed" or with dead Toffee or something

They wouldn't kill Toffee this early now.... would they?

Does this have to be the next thread?

its possible

talk of it really increased after a preview image was shown that seemed to show Star with a new whole wand

He can die and appear in the finale. Also S3 might be all about Eclipsa so Toffee being alive might detract from her focus.

HAND ME THE EPISODES, NEFCY!

>people here still ship Jarco

i ship marco and that demon guy

How long until it airs?

3 hours

>>/y/

Starcucks are still delusional it seems

Fixed

>He doesn't ship Princess Marco and Toffee

How did an entire week pass like that?

Nobody does outside of memes

do we have a discord where we could hang out btw?

They'll truely, truely never learn.

Spell "truly" like a normal person Jarco loser

Why is Jackie absent from the opening?

The writers have realized she's a shit character who serves nothing to the story except being an obstacle to the greatest love story ever told so just like Alfonso and Ferguson, she'll be forgotten and delegated to the background like the abusive disgusting scum she is

Starco shills are in full force today it seems.

Why do people think Jarco will break up?

Maybe Jakcie is perfectly okay with being only the second most important girl in her boyfriend's life and being repeatedly left out and ignored by him in favor of some other girl.

>Usually wake up around 2 PM
>Wake up at 8 due to hype
>Have to wait 3 hours

Does anyone have the picture of Star making this face and she's surrounded with radial blur? I also think it was captionned "NUT" but not sure. pic related

The hubris of Starcofags is as boundless as their inability to learn, my friend.

>Star's the cuck
>Marco's going to stay in Mewni all summer to be with Star and forgo plans with Jackie

You know, your joke makes me wonder if there's a story where a woman from a monogamous society learned her role in a harem relationship, and accept that. By 'harem' I mean a specific type of polyamorous relationship where one man is 'married' to >2 women.

The Japanese people must certainly have written them, but have others? Our society is currently very monogamous and I feel writing that story would turn off a lot of people.

No but I have this

But how much longer will Marco be dating Jackie?

I mean, is Jackie going to be fine with the fact that her boyfriend chases after another girl who confessed to having a crush on him all the way to another planet, but also MOVES BACK IN WITH THAT GIRL when gets there? And what about when she finds out that Marco has been announced to the people of Mewni as Star's fiance?

anyone gonna stream it in 2 hours?

Surely even Jackie is not chill enough to just accept all that.

Or maybe they can get into a complicated "gray area between best friends and lovers" territory, but that seems too soap opera-ish

Give me a quick rundown on Star.

It is a show where a boy has to choose between three girls, right?

I got this

get on the livestream: ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9. Password is comrade. It's screwy though. Disable your adblocker, refresh and wait for the video to load, then enable again or you'll be interrupted by ads periodically. Also try different browsers if it won't load no matter what

No it's about a magical princess fighting evil. Who just happens to like a boy who is in a relationship.

Jackie is fat! Fat! FAT!

>boy has to choose between three girls
people want him to choose between three girls (and some believe he had chosen a girl already, in his future), but in truth it's barely about a boy choosing between two girls and it's mostly a stupid, stupid princess with magical powers ruining everything for everyone, even herself.

No, thats just shitty memelords.

>On Earth, Marco is married to Jackie, and there's no official record of Star's existence.
>On Mewni, Marco is married to Star, and it's an open secret that they have threesomes with Jackie every night.

That should do the trick, thanks man

This is all you need.

That's the one! Thanks!

>Putting your self in the friendzone
This is what suicide looks like

This has definitely happened in some anime/manga. I have no idea how they get away with it.

this one seems legit

Plan for me is
Watch the movie all three times today
>cancel free subcrition to directv now after wards so it doesn't charge me
>drive to Walmart and return the apple to hdmi converter I got so I could stream it from my phone to the tv, spend about 1.00$ in gas in total after I get my refund
>screw Disney
>screw Walmart
>screw apple
>give a 1.00 to oil giants

It's ostensibly a show about a magical girl who fights evil, but she never really fights anyone anymore, and when she does, it's usually a stretch to call them evil.
Really, it's about Dexter Lizard's keikaku, Star and Star's mom regretting their life choices and Marco, everyone's favorite spic, trying to get his dick wet (and somehow succeeding)

A magical princess from another dimension is finally old enough to receive a powerful artifact passed down through her maternal ancestral line. She however is quite rebellious and energetic in demeanor such that her use of this artifact could threaten destruction of the kingdom.

As a result, her parents decide to send her off to Earth where she lives with a middle school boy named Marco Diaz who loves nacho, karate, and being safe. But when Star shows him the awesomeness of adventure and being weird, he decides to tag along, the start of a beautiful friendship. But as Star gets closer to Marco, she falls for him much to her dismay.

It's a story of womanhood.

Most justifications of girls that are fine with being in a harem are "I just love him so so much" . In some better harem stories there's a decent friendship between the girls to excuse some of the possible tension and there's just some sluts. Most issues of jealousy or insecurity are either solved in one chapter or not addressed at all.

And in porn, all the justification is "there's enough of him for all of us"

>give a 1.00 to oil giants
You neoliberal scum. Why don't you just drown African children in hot oil while you're at it?

Also, that seems a lot more effort than just waiting a day or two for the mega to come out so you can download it.

ATTENTION

I don't want to be a killjoy, but I do want everyone to keep in mind that at least 80% of the movie isn't going to be that interesting. It's going to be dumb filler stuff like Ludo being beaten by a book or Marco watching River party.

Just a small reminder for everyone to keep realistic expectations.

Anyone got a stream link?

I just hope it's funny like most of the show is.