The Hulk's Hulk

Admit this shit was stupid as hell

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a stronger hulk that was fueled by sorrow than rage...
yeah that's dumb
they also already had a KLUH
he was great, he was a hulk created by Xenmu or whatever that big white furry guy's called.

I continue to be unimpressed by Matt Fraction. Kluh will never stop being a shit idea. Especially when compared to the Grey Hulk.

Still prefer Remender over Waid.

Kluh was from Remender's AXIS event.

you're thinking of that weird Fear Itself Hulk that Fraction had in his Defenders run.

Wouldn't the inverted Hulk just be the devil hulk?

>Hulk gets hit with a magic backwards spell and turns into Kluh
>Punisher is killed and gets brought back as a Frankenstein
>Army guy who likes Spider-Man gets his legs blown off, but then the Government gives him Venom to grow him new legs and also it grows him guns
>Apocalypse can travel in time, so he goes back in time and makes four Horsemans of Death because Death is the coolest one

If you told me that every Rick Remender plot was written by the kid that did Axe Cop, I would not have any trouble believing it.

Your right. It's getting harder to keep track of all the worthless crap that's been happening to the hulk.

Thank's for the correction.

Kek

>a stronger hulk that was fueled by sorrow than rage...

literally musou tensei

>>Army guy who likes Spider-Man gets his legs blown off, but then the Government gives him Venom to grow him new legs and also it grows him guns
This was Sott tho

I did like the part with Loki, though.

>>Army guy who likes Spider-Man gets his legs blown off, but then the Government gives him Venom to grow him new legs and also it grows him guns

to be fair most of that was not Remender's doing.

Marc Guggenheim wrote the story where Flash was crippled, and Slott created Agent Venom, Remender just wrote the ongoing (aka it probably would've happened with or without Remender, just not to the same quality level)

Don't forgot that they'll never stop piling the dumb bullshit on. Ever.

How many hulks have spawned from Banner anyway?

Gotta be more than 10 at this point.

true, but they also probably won't acknowledge most of it for a while either.

outside of Planet/World War Hulk and Skaar's existence, how much of the last decade's worth of Hulk stories have really stuck with Hulk?

Kluh, the Fear Itself thing, Jason Aaron's Banner is the real monster, Doc Green? all quickly forgotten.

AXIS was stupid... could be good as an story arc, but as event? no, thanks!

is.. is this from a gay comic porno?

Was that issue like a weird joke? Like was the artist instructed to make it as gay looking as possible?

Exactly what I was thinking
Either that or banner has not only a rage and sorrow hulk but also a rape hulk.

thats been true for most of Marvel's events for the past...8 years?
House of M, the first Civil War, Secret Invasion (maybe?), AvX, and Secret Wars are the only ones that seem monumental enough to warrant being real events.

Fear Itself should've stayed the originally planned Thor/Cap crossover that it was. AXIS should've just been a Uncanny Avengers arc. Siege should've just been a Bendis Avengers/Thor crossover.

This will never stop looking like the start of some bara yaoi doujin.

I LIKE KLUH

man, i wish there is some more personalities hulks.

It was kind of funny.

I don't even remember some of them are just weaker or stronger Hulks they don't even looks different, also was Doc Green the perfect Hulk or something?

This must be where the Dillon Sup Forums banner panel came from. Was this Ennis' Punisher run or did Dillion do art for someone else, or...?

Yeah but it was FUN stupid. It was the kind of stupid that makes you giggle uncontrollably and watch at what crazy nonsense will show up next.
I'll take AXIS' fun stupid over most of the other modern event's boring stupid any day.

It was Ultimates 3
Same run with the gay blood sucking.
I'm not sure what was up with this run but it was suuuuuuper gay.

How is Kluh different from the Devil Hulk personality?

gay hulk lol youtube.com/watch?v=dv6gAxM5LgM

Eh it was fun. AXIS was the last marvel event that I enjoyed. The Carnage and Hobgoblin minis were top notch.

Kluh was silly, but the issue of Nova where Sam fought him was great

why does he look like an All New All Diverse Guido Carosella?

>Admit
As soon as that happened there were a tons of threads shitting on it, who anywhere on the internet was calling it genius?

> hey everybody I read Captain Tsubasa aren't I cool

I love Terry Dodson's woman

Doc Green was some weird bullshit but he wasn't the perfect Hulk. The closest thing to that was The Professor.

When can we just skip ahead to The Maestro?

"admit" it? How could anyone possibly argue otherwise???

Ultimates. This is a clone with an engineered brain.

Never explained why he's green instead of gray.

Very probably. No, actually the previously timid Nerd Hulk was already under the influence of a vampire (don't ask, please God) and was deliberately provoking Cap.

I'd say that was Green Scar / Worldbreaker, since the Hulk is a creature of rage.

What would he do besides rule a shitty wasteland?

>Yeah but it was FUN stupid.
Not really.

Stupidly fun, yeah.

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>I'd say that was Green Scar / Worldbreaker, since the Hulk is a creature of rage.
This.
The Professor was just Banner with Hulk's body, and even then it had that huge drawback that if he got too angry he'd revert to Banner's body.
Green Scar was his optimal form. Intelligent, angry, powerful and above all, it was still Hulk, not Banner, who was in charge.
I'd dare say Green Scar is the closest to El Maestro in terms of power.

I wouldn't mind seeing an arc with the Maestro taking over the scorched Earth after the apocalypse. You could even have him fight another massively powerful hero or villain who survived the blast and wants to take over themselves.

What's the consensus on "Hulk: The End"?

>People on Sup Forums actually defended this

It was almost surreal.

I liked it. It wasn't anything special, but I enjoyed it.

Future's End is still my all time favorite Hulk story. The only thing I think when I see Red Hulk is "literally shitty Maestro."

I liked that dude.

Also: Remender did the best X-Team run in the last 15 years.

It's good. It's a shame though that PAD's written three different endings to the Hulk and they're all depressing as fuck.

Savage Hulk
Gray Hulk
Kluh
Gravage Hulk
The Merged Hulk
The Green Scar
Mindless Hulk
Doc Green
Dark Hulk
Hulk Squared
Compound Hulk

How does each of those endings go?

I'll storytimed then in a bit.

you clearly haven't read enough Hulk comics if you think this is stupid

this is a bastion of sanity compared to World War Hulks not that WWHs was bad, it even follows the internal logic of how Hulk works and the established fact of Hulks being sub-personalities or facets of an individual

which of course draws on the werewolf concept that the original 6-issue Lee/Kirby mini pushed so hard, minus the moon being the cause of his changes - it stands to reason that when the shock of a hidden self has worn off you'd introduce another

>SUCH A RONERY MAN

Nice. Thanks user.

>Jason Aarons banner is the real monster
This man is a bad idea factory. Everything he touches is garbage.

This annoys me to an unreasonable degree.

Hulk: The End
I don't think I'll be able to do the third one so it'll just be this and Future Imperfect

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is the H at the end silent?

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>and was deliberately provoking Cap
So after that conversation, he bought him a post-workout drink from the juice bar?

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>Devil Hulk
Yeah, it's like nobody who writes Hulk has ever read somebody else's run. Devil Hulk, or nightmare Hulk, or whatever you want to call a hulk driven by the darker, more depraved side of Banner (instead of the righteous fury of normal Hulk) is an idea that's been around and hinted at forever but nobody ever pulls the trigger on.
Then we get Kluh. Weaaaaaaaaak.

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Yeah the hulk shouldn't have feet

Here comes a new challenger!

>it's like nobody who writes Hulk has ever read somebody else's run.
It seems to be a bigger issue than it should be

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who is green scarlet witch

Enchantress

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He got cap to suck him later in that issue

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i imagine the robot has the voice of john cleese

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