JSA Storytime: Mr. X

Good evening owls,

so who the hell is this guy anyway

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Damn, they're never going to get Batman with a signal like that.

Radiant City >>>>>>>>> Gotham

oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/2/

isn't that almost a Dalek back there

speaking of people freaking out about men today, lol

It's been too long since Kronar appeared in an Oglaf comic. My running theory is Greir is his son/daughter.

I want the goddamn Ivan plot back goddammit

is this /d/?

I want Platinum Grit back, if you ever read it. Kate was my comics waifu before I knew what a waifu was.

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So, the new Mage trades are a repackaging of the 2005 reprints - anyone who has that one know if the "consistent" re-coloring job messes with the Excalibur scene?

it's the Tom King signal

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Hello, Storyteller.

Had to do some quick lawn work, because the city apparently cares if their shitty little neighborhood looks slightly less shitty.

I spent a good minute laughing my ass off. So many claiming DROPPED. But they'll stay. They always do.

>Homer, have you been licking toads again?

no fandom has ever wanked like Who and no fandom will ever match its lofty heights of misery

>That plan

Yep sounds exactly what people would do with that kind of ability...except replace "HA HA" with "fap fap".

It's /d/ every time.

Now when I say I think Dr. Who is shit, I'll have to say I've always thought it was shit.

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1986, sigh

let x = ?

Good to see you keeping at it, storytimer. Mister X = good shit

This is just what we all needed to read

Salute to the anonymous who ran it all back whenever and it caught my eye

>old DC comics printing the top 10 books of the year
>includes lots of non big 2
>Legion in top 5

sigh

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Mercedes, please stop being best girl. In my experience, that's usually a sign you're going to end up dead.

The instant I discovered 13 is a woman, I immediately looked to the comment section for the predictable bitching. It's glorious! Look out, nerds, the evil SJWs are coming to take your hobbies away! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

it was predictably immediate and fierce

>RUR reference, nice

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I must confess, I'm starting to take a sadistic glee in watching the tears flow whenever a piece of media decides to prominently feature a FEEEEEEEEEEEEEMALE. Cause 1 it's fucking pathetic that people actually get angry about that, and 2 this shit was foreshadowed way back during 11's run. If you didn't see this coming, it's your own damn fault.

I don't trust any of these people

At this point I don't really give a shit if the doctor is a black midget transvestite, I'm just sick of all the companions being either a) madly in love with the doctor, b) the most importantist specialist person in all of time and space or c) all of the above.

> I'm one of those people who liked Donna

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If you guys are gonna wank about Companions I'm gonna go drink, just warning you now

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I couldn't even name them. Also RIP.

Absolutely with you on that front. Stop. Forcing. Romance. Subplots. Seriously. If Bill falls for 13, I will be proper pissed.

>liking Donna
Look at this user having taste! Donna was great. Fuck the haters.

Nope, I said my piece, now back to a much more enjoyable use of my time, reading Mister X.

People are always falling in this book

I don't even do drugs and I can tell you THAT is an amateur mistake

like the guy on erowid who was all "so the jimson weed didn't work so I took twice as much lol"

Batwoman is getting another statue and it looks so good
sideshowtoy.com/whats-new/batwoman-premium-format-figure/

Why must statues be so expensive ;_;

Donna best girl

I had a friend who made the same mistake with Everclear

I had a jaw-droppingly awful experience with Everclear

shit do you know anyone who had a GOOD experience with everclear

top-shelf cover talent on this book

It's theoretically possible if you're careful? But it doesn't really lend itself to being careful, it lends itself to "okay that's a bit strong" careening into "hey, I made it naked into the shower, that's a win"

Everclear seems to me like the "Fuck it, I'm done. Wake me up never." drink. Not really sure why people fuck with it.

It's strong and cheap, relative to the strength.

FOX better let him do that New Mutants poster he's been fiending after.

If you water it down properly you get a great ratio of proof to cost, and it's neutral

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i'm so mad at my theater for not having Logan posters

also that Dani art selling at SDCC

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My place used to just have a big bin of posters you could take for free, it was great.

see, best girl lived

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Hurray!

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Man the way the color breaks up between panels in this is just crazy good.

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For now.

Bit seriously, this happens so damn often that I've come to expect it. That's just fucking weird.

We've lost some of the pure blue/orange of earlier, but it's always good coloring

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The most recent companion was an intellectually average lesbian.

Normally, this would be a condescending thing to say, but I mean this with all sincerity. Mercedes is really cute when she's angry.

Granted, that might be part of her audience proxy thing, where she share's the reader's inevitable frustration with X's bullshit. But still.

This comic is just nice to look at. Again, something most modern comics are missing is proper atmosphere, but Mister X is dripping with it.

This book got everyone involved in so many legal battles, lol

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Heh! I think I'm gonna like Mercedes' new friend.

I like Bill. She's cute.

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is it worse than Black Kiss 2?

Alvar Aalto was a Finnish architect and designer who did beautiful things, particularly a vase design for Iittala

It's Early Chaykin rather than Late so the art's better, but it's just as fucked up, more coherently so.

Poor Katsuda. She just keeps getting shat on.

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I decided to quickly search the plot. The first line on wikipedia was:
>The series is set in Los Angeles in the 1980s and opens with Dagmar Laine, a transsexual prostitute and lover to former 1950s film star Beverly Grove, searching for a reel of film taken from the Vatican's collection of pornography.

Holy fuck.

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We met those two in Black Kiss II, as well!

As best I recall it, the initiating event is a guy getting assraped by a demon and turning into some sort of vampire from it

We'd have to go back to /aco/ to read that and who am I kidding not enough booze in the world

Man, I'd judge but fuck it...we all know my history with Crossed.

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The only thing I've ever thought about storytiming on /aco/ was Faust: Love of the Damned...just to see what's what.

Because it's insanely difficult to censor.

Oh wait, is Black Kiss that porno comic we read that had a nigh incomprehensible plot about a lesbian vampire countess?

Fucking hell, I forgot all about that, cause it was boring and made no sense. Also the art sucked.

the best thing ever is Blue Board Worldwatch

WORLDWATCH: blackpantherblackpanther

That was one of my favorite things y'all did.

That was the sequel that we read

the original is more highly esteemed, if only for the "really was a goddamn bombshell when it came out" aspect

NGL, if Chuck Austen said "WORLDWATCH is coming back!" I'd be totally here for it

Same here.
It was...utterly ridiculous but it makes for fun storytiming.

Partly the same reason I miss Crossed.

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Eh, I've knuckled up and censored a comic. I'm not getting a second three day ban for a bottom of the barrel Deviantart webcomic. Fuck that.

And as an aside, all manner standards are fucking dead if that poorly drawn trash counts as porn. Who the fuck is jerking it to Crash Retold? Honestly.

I will post a selfie with a Mr. X shirt if anyone ever finds one

I wonder what the most risqué thing someone has storytimed here before. I saw someone do The Boys last year

I've censored comics, mainly every damn issue of Crossed in it's final year.

But Faust has billions of dicks flying about every where, and even for 15 issues it would....take a long, long, time.

I don't think The Boys ranks up there.

thanks for reading

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