Admit it, you're going to watch this aren't you?

Admit it, you're going to watch this aren't you?

No!

The real question is, how much will Sony pay the critics for good reviews?

I'd fuck the scene/emo girl emoji though.

Nope.

Do you think we will have something like the "I called boss baby and he answered" video?

I'm good.

This movie is going to make millions off of people who are going to ironically see it.

fuck no

Are people going to watch this instead?

Does someone have a gun to my head?

Nope. No one I'm friends with is going to drag me to it, and I'm not going to pay money to see it.

Only when the camrip come out.not going to see it in theaters,no way

>Movie is about emojis
>Punk girl is a hacker for some reason

no?

I'm going to pay for some other movie that's in the same theater that deserves the money more than this one. That bar isn't very high so it could be any other movie.

i will but i'm not paying for it

If anything, I will pirate it. I don't want to support Sony.

Did I watch the Flappy Crush movie? No.

Maybe years later, if I'm bored.

Probably. Just to laugh at how bad it is.

I'm not gonna pay for it tho

>Sony animation
No

>tj miller got fired/left sv for this shit

Never in my life have I watched a movie when the basic premise was off putting to me, the one exception being CARS and that was forced on me.

>Director
>Tony Leondis
>Previous Films
The Emoji Movie (completed)
2011 Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters (Video short)
2008 Igor
2005 Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (Video)

Could surprise people

I'll pirate it like Sausage Party and Angry Birds.

>tfw seriously considering seeing it in theaters
I've got a couple of friends who really want to see it just to see how bad it is. So do I, but I really don't want to pay for it. Maybe I'll let one of them buy my ticket.

what happens in that video? i aint giving that fag a click

I'll just wait for someone to pirate it.

It's probably going to be of average quality (so no Foodfight fiasco here) because it's going to remind people of Inside Out and Wreck it Ralph but it's still creatively bankrupt

use hooktube, youpak or a archiver then

nothing, he calls a number which he has saved as boss baby. then the call fails. don't forget to like and subscribe and comment your favorite food so you can win one of 50 20$ Apple gift cards

so angry birds?

I need to, I'm writing some Infinite Loops for this shit over on Spacebattles.

See the movie but convince your friends to get a ticket to something else so Sony doesn't get the money.

By pirating it

Yeah!

Fuck no. Are you fucking kidding me?

Hell no. Only when a decent Webrip comes out will I watch to see how bad it truly is.

Me

I would rather rip my dick off, throw it in a lake, and drink a bottle of Windex than see this movie.

Bet you wouldn't.

I'll go and see Baby Driver again. I really enjoyed it.

But we're keeping hopes up because of girl right?

fuck yes, I'm going to watch this. My fiance and I have a tradition of watching trashy feature length animated films and getting wasted. This year it was Sing.
I'm gonna have a hard time choosing between this and Son of Bigfoot to be honest.

no, that shit gave me cancer in the first trailer and i will laugh very hard if a f*cking autism guy watch this...

I might redbox it or something.

It's gonna be BIG on Netflix though.

Only if I get paid.

Yar Har Fiddle dee dee
That's the only way, this movie, i'll see!
Not giving a dime to a film about Emoji
But i'll watch a stream!

I'll pirate it

>f*cking
You can cuss here. We wont tell your mom.

So why does the generic techgirl one have a body while everyone else is just a "head" with arms and legs?

>one of the main characters is literally a piece of poop

I liked Igor
not because of the direction

>while everyone else is just a "head" with arms and legs
look two posts above yours

No. I'm going to watch War for Planet of the Apes
Because shit's half off on Tuesdays
And I can get that shit for free

Voiced by Patrick Stewart!

Did you just find that out?

I'll pirate it and maybe stream it for Sup Forums.

No, I only go to the movie theater when I really badly want to watch movie or I will just watch it online for free.

I wish I had not missed the Witch when it was showing in theaters since like 99% of horror movies are garbage.

>Somehow sending the "wrong" emoji means no girlfriend

This conflict is so dumb. But I guess I'm expecting too much from this dumpster fire

I'd pay to see it. I'll take my 14 year old little bother with me too. I don't see the problem, what could go wrong about this flick?

Is that the fucking rabbit from Secret Life?
They just took his face and slapped it on a mouse body

Nigga I didn't even go to see Wonder Woman or Homecoming, movies I'm actually interested in. Why the fuck would I watch this trash?

I'm going to watch this piece of shit to watch piece of shit voiced by sir Patrick Stewart

No?

I'm not 10?

Enough people will see it out of a sense of "irony" that it will get a sequel.

I'd rather save my money for the MLP movie, thanks

How can the mainstream population of Asia have such shitty taste?

"Tried texting an emoji and THIS happened"
"Emojis gone wrong"
"Emoji movie secret emoji pack"

IT'S THE

No.
maybe renting if I happen to hate myself when I'm at family video

TITO

Thank's for reminding me australia does not get it for a month after america
I better avoid the entire fucking internet then because no way I am just watching a camrip.
I will probably watch a camrip of the emoji movie though.

It doesn't look terrible, but the internet hates it because for some arbitrary reason, you aren't allowed to make a movie based on emojis.

I want to go see it to see how trashy it will end up being.

I also want to record the audio for Sup Forums so that you guys can listen to the movie instead of actually watching it yourselves. Maybe even schedule a listen-together if it works out well.

>it doesn't look terrible
Shit taste confirmed, never post here again.

>fanart related to the Emoji Movie likely be about the human characters instead
>fanbase around those characters sohehow grow out of control
>Sony decides to milk the fans' goodwill by making a spin-off film out of those characters

read the book

it doesnt do anything besides


jailbreak is an emoji princess

Only reason I'll be seeing it

I have a prediction:

The Girl Emoji/hacker emoji isn't actually a hacker, but a princess or some shit, maybe the red dress dancing emoji, who became a hacker to hack herself out of being a princess

...

the hand is the fat protagonist friend no?

No. I value my time and money.

can't wait for porn emoji

Why the hell does the emo chick have a body

So you're saying this movie is LITERALLY Wreck-It-Ralph?

Is the word emoji copyrighted? Every phone company uses it. Why not make an r rated version?

It's not going to be anything outrageously bad; it'll just be a cringy premise with execution that's no different from the generic shit we've seen in a bunch of cg movies.

Yeah because i'm curious, not because I expect anything from it.

I watched Boss Baby and liked it though (it's not a great movie by any means but i wasn't upset watching it yknow?)

Blatant race-mixing

Nothing about this movie looks interesting, so no

No but I have to admit the trailers gave me a sensible chuckle once at him bumping into the "elderly" emoticons.

The only good thing from this movie is people on tumblr drawing Emoji-Sluts.

If you guys see the movie, please don't pay for it. Buy another movie's ticket and then go into that specific theater.

If you pay for it, you're showing Sony that this crap sells. This will kill animation. It'll turn into meta-commercialist garbage, selling not products but identities and entire ideas of products.

Yeh

Kill yourself,Sup Forums

i want to watch only for that cute girl in a scarf

Yeah. It sounds like a stupid premise, and I like to watch stupid movies every once in a while. I'm not planning to see it in a theater though, I'll wait for other options.
Some of the other recent CGI movies that Sup Forums was dreading turned out to be tolerable enough. I don't expect this one to be Foodfight -tier either.

Lol I haven't even seen every movie from respectable companies.

Never. There's so much shit I actually want to watch or read but don't have time. Why watch something that has no chance of crossing the line from bad to so-terrible-it's-funny.

I'm not even giving them a YouTube view for the fucking trailer.