Literally the ONLY capeflick that matters

Literally the ONLY capeflick that matters.

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um, excuse me?

Aren't you forgetting something?

I hope they make Helen's ass bigger and jigglier in the sequel.

>second movie starts seconds after the point the first movie ended on

>Mr.Incredible doesn't have black hair,nor Elastigirl do
>their daughter still has black hair
Was Bob cucked?

Why are parodies of Capeshit infinitely better than actual Capeshit?

Who would pay to see this crossover.

No one cucks Bob and gets away with it

Recessive genes user.

because capeshit are something that has been done to death, it's like classic disney princess formula, which is why it's super neat and infinitely better when it gets a parody
I would suck ten dicks dick right now if it meant I could have any new Megamind content in general user, that's where you're underestimating me

>cape___

This really needs to stop. Sup Forums please go away

Hair dye.

Sup Forums memes are always the worst of the site. Literally just try too hard.

an emotional teenage girl dying her hair black? that's preposterous
it was clearly cuckolding

Mommy..

>capeflick
>cape

Violet was clearly around the age where she wanted to be a little gothy, plus she wanted to impress that hipster boy. She probably dyed it.

Is Violet having invisibility and forcefields a reference to the invisible woman, or is there just some thematic connection between them that causes those two powers to often be paired up?

Should've totally ended in a threesome

She's an angsty teenager who wants to vanish off the face of the earth and when people try to get close to her she pushes them away. Hence her powers.

They're all based on the roles of a nuclear family:
>Bob is the father and carries the whole family: Strength
>Helen is the mother and keeps everyone together: Elastic powers
>Violet is a shy teen who wants to be left alone: Invisibility and a forcefield
>Dash is a hyperactive kid: Super speed
>Jack jack is a baby and full of posibilities: Hence multiple powers

Same. You need to wonder at which point in time the story of MegaMind takes place. It's probably after the Incredibles. Otherwise, Metro Man would have taken his forced retirement with joy.

It wasn't that good.

plus it fits the whole theme of her wanting to hide

agreed, and actually, same goes for the three guys in El Dorado
damn Dreamworks movies and their threesome bait

>villains who LITERALLY did nothing wrong

is it, dare I say it.....

Capekino?

>villains who died horribly

FTFY.

>kid who gets told he can't be a hero because he wasn't lucky enough to be born with powers dies a horrible death
Still mad to this day

>kid who murders at least 20 hero for being butthurt that he can not become a super

Well, he did kill all those heroes and put the city at risk from an uncontrollable death machine.

>except the genocide

>kid who clearly has the superpower of superintelligence is still too dumb to realize he's superhuman

And yet, ironically...
>No capes!

>notfantastic four
you only """"like"""" this because of one scene that wasn't even mean to be erotic. laaame

This is pretty good btw. Kurt Russel is the dad, Bruce Campbell is the gym coach, Lynda Carter is the principle and MEW is the villain.

Was he even told that he couldn't be a hero, like ever? It's been a while since I saw the movie so maybe I'm just forgetting, but I thought Mr. Incredible just wouldn't allow him to be his sidekick.

EVER SINCE I FIRST WATCHED THIS MOVIE BACK IN 2005 I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED HER TO SIT ON MY FACE!

this.

>supergenius.
>not a superpower.

>after a 14 year long hiatus

>15 years too late.

poor Pixar.nothing but a bitch for Gisnep.

I want to touch elastigirl's butt

This movie would be a lot better if the character designs weren't so fuckin nasty

I mean just LOOK at tina fey

Just like Worm!

>Imagine being the kid who saw Stratogale die.

To be fair to her though. it was probably relatively painless.

Syndrome on the other hand...

>it was probably relatively painless.
she got sucked into a plane engine.

But at least she hit the blades headfirst and died instantly.

Syndrome got pulled in feet first.

>she hit the blades headfirst
source?

Here
youtu.be/M68ndaZSKa8?t=152
This should clear things up nicely.

As you can see, when it happens she is positioned at a right angle to airflow entering the engine, which caused her head to be pulled (by her cape) towards it before anything else.

well, you're not really wrong, so GJ. OP is NOT a faggot. for now.

damn, this aged badly. despite stylization.

Wait no, I tell a lie, she was flying in line with the airflow, but she was still pulled into the turbine headfirst.

Also misjudged how quickly it happened.

The only thing I remember form this movie is Elastigirl's ass. They'd never get away with this if the movie came out today. She'd be deemed a "sex object for the male gaze" or some stupid shit like that.

what? no way dude, every character in that movie is fuckable except for like, Hal

Because most cape movies are terrible about knowing what to give gravity to.

Like they try making too much of the story about the various super powers versus what the effect is on those that have those powers.

Like The Impossibles doesn't have the entire story hinge on the characters' powers, it hinges on the story of a family man feeling powerless and wanting to enjoy a taste of his former glory.

giv

because capeshit is inherently silly and juvenile and no amount of mature theme insertion can change that fundamental truth

If you are 5.

SHUT UP WITH THE KEK TALK. Are your brains poison fucking mush? You sounds like total morons throwing that around so much. you disgust me. Fucking buffoons.

because capeshit is one of the most overdone genres in the history of media

What's the matter KEK ?

because capeshit is shit

Patrician taste, y'all

the sequel will suck

You take that back

don't jinx it

If nothing else it will bring in new porn which is good enough for me

I sincerely hope they keep Jack-Jack away from the main plot..

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No, Sup Forums's just making shit up as usual. Buddy just couldn't be Mr. Incredible's sidekick, he could've asked others, but he was too fixated on Mr. Incredible

What makes it even better though is that The Incredible's powers are better thought out than most super heroes anyway.

This though. The world desperately needs higher quality Elastigirl porn than what we have now.