I don't get it?

I don't get it?

Pearl is a hideous monster.

Buckley makes a good point. Amerifats clearly have an obsession for cuck porn.

That's a pretty ugly Marina.

Assuming this isn't bait, the joke is people are in love with the Niggeress to the point of accepting Hitler's ideology.

for Buckley it is a stunning achievement of beautiful art

>shaming people with AIDS
>not even spelling AIDS right

Splatoon new host pearl and Marina, one is a cute black octopus girl the other is a disgusting gremling. The joke is that no mather whas the topic Marina always win because she is cute,

>all these people that draw Marina and then they draw Pearl as an abomination for hilarious joke
>they also can't draw Marina well so she looks like an abomination.
really gets the synapses firing

Pearl won popularity and solo wins in the Japanese splatfest. This is already wrong.

>Pearl is a hideous monster.
idk looks like she'd bully the shit out of you, so good in my book

Yean but this is an american comic and Marina won by a landslide on the american splatfest. Pearl is popular in japan Marina is popular everywhere else.

That's actually what I was thinking.

guess it's going to take time before jungle fever takes root on Nipon but by god Kimishima is trying

I think they're both popular in Japan. There isn't as much of a gap like in America

>yfw goblin Pearl is just a massive ruse
>yfw she suddenly goes through squid puberty and makes Marina look like a dumpster behind Planned Parenthood

I don't really think they won based on popularity, in Japan it was rock vs pop music, with rock winning slightly. In America it was cake vs icecream and we ALL know that ice cream is much more superior than cake.

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her japanese name is a reference to an extremely tiny species of squid, she's not getting any bigger.
also, squid puberty is being able to maintain a humanoid form, so she's already there.

That's because the Japanese are pedophiles.

what is this from?

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Same show as , Kamen Rider Stronger.

Staggeringly accurate reaction images.

I found the tribalism annoying at first, but then I realized that all the talk about superior design is really just code for "I want to fuck the brown one." It's not like normies would WANT to fuck a munchkin that looks like the cellar love child of Die Antwoord.

Waifufags are cancer

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Ice cream > cake. Cake isn't even the superior pastry. Pie is. If you were debating ice cream vs pie you might have a close match, but definitely not with ice cream vs cake.

Holy shit wtf nintendo
what an ugly design

this looks like made by a fucking Shadman

>cake
>pastry
Are you retarded?

>Talking about character designs is actually a Waifu War in disguise.

what a shocking revelation

Which one?

both of them look like made by Shadman

The joke is Buckley thinks Hitler is more likable than people with AIDs

her vagina must smell like dead fish...wait

hol on...

what th fuck happened to my pic? HIROSHIMAAAAAA!!!

>People almost invariably arrive at their beliefs not on the basis of proof, but on the basis of what they find attractive.

congratulations, you now know Pascal...

wtf I hate Marina now

I love Marina for more than her looks now

Havent kept up with Buckley for over ten years, has he improved in any way?

I can't believe literally all of the Calliefags committed mass suicide.

HNNGGGGH

Bum Tickley does it again!

I get that the joke is that people are willing to agree with whatever Marina says cus shes so great or whatever, but that concept kinda gets downplayed when the side against hitler is a shoe filled with shit.

The joke is still fucking stupid regardless, but it just would be a better execution without the middle panel

But Marina is talking about herself, not Pearl

It still needs a third panel either at the top or in the middle. It's the Rule of Three.

>in love with the Niggeress to the point of accepting Hitler's ideology
???

I can't believe doing this still works.

Splatfests were always more about which girl you preferred rather than the topic itself, since the topics were different depending on the region.

It's just that on the first game it was more or less an even split. Now it's clear people far prefer Marina.

Well, it helps that she is designed by Nintendo, as opposed to a western developer.

>we still experience this fucking bug

Ice cream is legally better than cake. It's the law. If you like cake you're going to jail. Note: there is no cake in jail.

3 of those girls take place in the fucking 70's

Congrats for proving fucking Buckley right, retard

One of them is from an alternate 70's where black culture would never have taken off.

Of course she looks good in fanart that fixes her face.

Yeah, but then again Wolfenstein doesn't have the most realistic setting out there.

>America occupied by the nazis
>degenerate "rocking and rolling" music is still a thing

>Tattoo

Is this a Fatalpulse story?

I still believe she willingly defected because she saw how shitty the Octarians's living conditions were.

>rock and roll
>degenerate

>mfw every single game in that image is rancid trash
Guess diversity doesn't really help in the gameplay department, eh fellas?

Reel 'em in

It's only been one splatfest far.
And really who sides with your fap material when it comes to big debates like Ice Cream or Cake.

>defending esport trash, casual games, and realistic multiplayer call of duty clones

First one at Jimmy Hendrix going out on top taking down a horde of Nazis with a mountain of ROCK playing the NATIONAL ANTHEM.

Japs hate black people.

Like, actually. Not a shitty joke.

So you don't like video games, then?

It's cause Afros are awesome.
Why settle for less when you can design the best.

I love video games. I just don't like bad video games, ones that emphasize feminist trash and politics and "diversity" over actual gameplay.

Why'd you bite?

If you ever dealt with the Nigerians in roponggi, you would too.

>laughed my ass off when one of my black sgts yells at one. Saying "I'm not your brother, you fucking nigger".

People did consider rock and roll and metal to be degenerate music.

*That's because the Japanese are men of culture as well
ftfy

>even black Americans are tired of Nigerians

Truly the worst people in Africa, and unfortunately the most numerous. I give it 30 years before population and economic growth forces Nigeria to wage war on the rest of Africa for lebensraum. That, or the nature of the African Union and supposed lack of borders that is supposed to be going into effect this year leads to Nigerians overrunning multiple countries.

>1950s
>rockers sing and dance "provocatively" about chasing after pussy
>1960s and 1970s
>drugs and alcohol get into the mix
>1980s
>metal and satanistic symbols to piss off the religious fundies
>1990s
>KORT CUBAIN

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It's only OK now because the listeners grew up and became the authority figures to the current generation.

Nazis didn't like swing, they saw it as degenerate black American (nigger) music. They probably wouldn't have liked rock and roll either.

But I like the afro on the beyond good and evil chick.

That's because Japs have shit taste.

>All this time later and he can't even copy a simple, cartoony design.

Like shit, her tentacles are harder to draw than her face, what the fuck man

It's mostly that her model sucks. 2D Pearl is cute.

Yes but not enough. At some point in 2012 or so he decided to actually remove as much copypasta from his comic as he could and as a result he was forced to learn how to draw expressions. It's just now he's on-par with the average webcomic instead of being significantly worse.

The entire joke is that Pearl is already post-puberty while Marina isn't (she still has green tips).

Man, Nazi's have SHIT taste

The butthurt of Cakefags nbever seem to cease.

Guys, what about ice cream cake?

That shit is made out of the worst, cheapest kind of ice cream.

>2000's

Only pieces of shit think Hitler was wrong

So Hitler was right to be a coward and kill himself?

I don't know, waging a war with most of the world against him seems pretty stupid to me.

> 76% to 24%

It's probably a good thing they've changed it to a best 2 out of 3 system, because it would suck that regardless of the vote it's going to split the number that much.

easy (yous)

The Beyond Good & Evil girl is cute though. I would much rather play as her than jetpack monkey.

It seems like it will be a character creator so I could just make Jade or even Pey'j if we can make a pig.

This right here. I don't know if it's because there's just the single snaggletooth instead of the gummy looking mouth, or because she looks more mischievous instead of the permanent frowning face she has in 3D, but she just didn't translate to 3D that well.

To be fair i would also say that most people like ice cream more than cake
i also have a jungle fever but since i'm not white that doesn't matter

this pretty much tbqhfam
pic relate

I for one thought Chappie was a good movie.