Invincible Iron Man #9 storytime

Bendis' mary sue can do no wrong! Watch her press the "I win" button again via cancer in word form

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such great art, wasted here

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SLAAAAAAYYYYY QUEEEEEEN

Yes MJ is also here, she has nowhere better to be

"HOLY --" not sure what bendis meant by this. is riri surprised by her own awesome ness?

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MJ's 'does not compute' face. don't really get this page either, but basically they're gonna turn AI tony evil

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the big bad villain goes down in just 1 blast. high caliber heavy machine gun doesn't even make a dent on riri's armor at point blank.

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riri caught on film starting a world war and overthrown a peaceful country. Will get ANOTHER call from the president thanking her soon

She has super tumors like Ultimate Tony?

and the letters saying what an inspiration riri is to women everywhere. that's it.

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

>and the letters saying what an inspiration riri is to women everywhere.

to be a token replacement by stealing what a man created?

>DOOM'D

>Iron woman becomes Doom
>Doom becomes Iron man
Bravo Bendis

HOL UP

>they're gonna turn AI tony evil
that, and it also directly contradicts what was written by Spencer in Secret Empire #6 . The Tony AI is basically Bendis and Spencer retconning/ignoring each other's writings

Fuck off shitposters

>The Tony AI is basically Bendis and Spencer retconning/ignoring each other's writings

I seriously hope they keep doing this

Ayyy yooo
WE AR KANGZ NOW, BRO
DEM CRACKERS, AMIRITE?

>This is an act of War!
Um, she started it. Literally, she started t by launching an attack on US soil. Not to mention that her authority as Head of State of Latveria isn't recognized by anyone, SHIELD didn't even know she was back.
Really, I don't understand why SHIELD didn't just retaliate themselves instead of sending Riri, they had more than enough evidence anyway, and since when does SHIELD or the US government need evidence to do whatever they wany anyway?

>She attacked American soil because she thinks she's better than us
What the fuck? Does Bendis expect us to think that Riri is smart? That is the logic of a child, or of a politician trying to fool people with "they hate us because of our freedoms".
There was an actual purpose to the attack, a strategy, an objective. Same with almost all attacks done by terrorists or governments.

>Why does she hate America?
That's like asking why an Iraqi or an Afghan hates America.

how many damn issues have someone taking a photo of her as the cover?

>She's saving the world from a bad person
Von Bardas may be bad, but she sure as heck isn't a threat to the entire world.

as many as it takes to show everyone loves riri.

>How did I get out of that? I forget.
SUPERGENIUS HERE, FELLOWS.

>world war
Nobody is going to be starting a world war over Latveria. They have no allies and Von Bardas just waltzed into the country 5 minutes ago without establishing any diplomatic relations with anyone.

Another smartphone cover.

I hope no one is actually paying for this.

Fucking Brevoort. Do Marvel employees actually like him? Or is this just fulfilling a Marvel quota?

This cover has nothing to do with the contents of the issue. Then again, neither do most of the covers of this series for some reason.

So, why doesn't SHIELD just go after Von Bardas themselves? And where the hell is Steve Rogers? Why does Bendis keep pretending that Sharon is in charge of SHIELD?

Someone get Riri a green cloak stat!

Has MJ done ANYTHING of note since joining this comic?

YASSSSSSSSSSS


fuck this stupid company

WHATS WRONG WITH HER FACE

She is in her 40's and she got a stressful job.

Nope, and her inclusion felt pretty forced, she was clearly only put in the book to try and increase sales.
Slott did more with the "MJ works for Stark" plot than Bendis ever did.

What's wrong with the way Von Bardas looks?

lol it's the editorial mandate to draw her with meth face now

So next issue will be about how Riri said on film that she was taking over Latveria and everyone shits on her, right? R-right?

WE WUZ DOOOM N SHIET

SO U BE SAYIN
HOL UP
U BE SAYIN

You shouldn't be racist based on their appearance, but judging people by their appearance is fine.

Also, dialogue is awful.

I hate this.

It's weird watching all these Marvel books slide off page 10 with so few replies.

Because no one reads and enjoys these books.

you don't get it, riri needs her brainpower dedicated solely to quipping. She forgets on purpose, to be relate-able

To be fair.. 90ish percent of all afghans don't even know about 9/11.

It's the same sort of clusterfuck that started WWI in Latvertia. If Latvertia falls then it's easy picking for Transylvania if Dracula's people are competent while hes off on his honeymoon with Shikla.
If a nation of vampires suddenly invades a civilian population with massive amounts of Dr. doom's technology then suddenly everyone nearby shits themselves and they start to go to war. Then NATO and Russia get involved for their own reasons. The clusterfuck would keep expanding outwards since everyone else wants to end a war that might accidentally the earth (given the tech levels in Marvel and stuff they have lying around) and now you have a world war.
There's a reason everyone tolerated Doom's bullshit for all those years.

Bendis needs Maria Hill but Spencer is fucking with his character so he's taking his frustrations on Sharon Carter.

>superhero wins against villain in her comic
>"REEEEEEE"

So he'll be bad because he can't enjoy beating off?