>MJ in the MCU is one of Peter's teacher
>She takes a special interest in him and calls him "tiger" all the time in class very seductively
>Peter crushes on her
>She walks in on a shirtless Peter in the janitor's closet about to change into Spider Man
>Tom Holland's beautiful toned twink body turns MJ on
>Pulls his pants down
>"Ms. Watson, w-what are you doing!?"
>"Face it Tiger, you've just hit the jackpot."
Let's do it.
>"Face it Tiger, you've just hit the jackpot."
Damn right he did.
Mommy MJ I can get behind.
>"Peter why did you embarrass Flash at lunch. Get in my office so I can punish you, tiger!"
Imagine Hendricks being MJ and trying to act as a high school student when she's obviously too old for it, being low-key embarrassed
hnnng
>year 2017
>the human race still hasn't found out how to naturally enlarge breasts and penises
WTF are we even doing as a race?
>as a race
We're a species
...
>implying any other race than white will ever come up with a breast/penis enlarging serum
>She walks in on a shirtless Peter in the janitor's closet about to change into Spider Man
Why she is going to the janitor's closet?
Asians maybe? I'm white and I couldn't care less
To get a mop for the mysterious jizz on the floor in the back of her classroom.
>implying Iron Man won't be MJing Peter Parker with MJ standing for Michael Jackson
Why do you keep showing this PS2 game?
Fenugreek is said to enhance breast tissue, and is commonly used to promote production of breastmilk.
Don't know how to fix your small dick, though.
FOOLS! Karen is the only woman for Peter
Giganta?
You people are fucking weird, and need to actually get laid at some point in your life...
holy shit.
Maybe she saw Peter going in the janitors closet and followed him.
>t. Hole who is mad because she'll never look like Christina
You should probably kill yourself.
>she has red hair so she should be mary jane
Underage b&
...but it makes so much sense.
Just like how Bryan Cranston should be Lex Luthor.
Yeah, because of hair.
M-MOMMY!
Fuck off normal fag.
>implying he won't get cucked by tony
My thoughts exactly.
please fucking stop with these