The SDCC doors have officially opened, and you know what that means. That's right folks, the 2017 STORYTIME WEEKEND OF PAIN has begun! Strap in folks for 4 days of the worst, most heinous comics to ever be published. These aren't just bad comics, these are the worst of the worst.
To kick things off, we start with a classic. One of the Unholy Trinity that gave birth to the concept of SoPs. This is the Storytime Weekend of Pain. This is MARVILLE.
Austin Ward
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Carter Price
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Logan Wood
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Cameron Martin
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Connor Peterson
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Luis Wilson
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Chase Robinson
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Parker Gomez
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Nolan Moore
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Julian King
I've never read this but I've heard about it.
Isaac Turner
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Jaxon King
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Jackson Jackson
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Wyatt Ross
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Jackson Perry
I can feel my sanity eroding already.
Christian Cox
Oh boy, you are in for a RIDE.
James Harris
If Axel Alonso wrote his own religious manifesto and turned it into a Marvel comic, would it be as funny as Marville?
Joseph Anderson
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Brandon Young
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Jose Adams
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Cooper Anderson
Why user, why do you always have to make us suffer.
Carson Ramirez
No way. Jemas is a special kind of crazy to allow this to happen. Alonso would just be a bunch of cameos by Atlanta rappers he likes with a handful of standard liberal talking points.
Ethan Martinez
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William Barnes
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Gabriel Bennett
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Ian Howard
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Oliver Butler
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Parker Scott
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Christian Collins
Yeah i'm hating it so far
Hunter Martinez
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Jacob King
OP, what's the best part about Marville? The references to Spike Lee and Ted Turner that were already outdated at the time? The pinup covers that were intended to be sexy but just look uncanny valley? The inexplicable dive into religious theory? Or Wolverine being part of the missing link between animals and man?
Hunter Rodriguez
I'm so confused and scared what the hell is happening
Nolan Phillips
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Anthony Brooks
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Robert Watson
The letterer giving up halfway through the comic is my favorite.
Jacob Richardson
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Gabriel Reed
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Brandon Cruz
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Nathaniel Cox
user, you haven't seen nothing yet, oh lordy you haven't SEEN nothing yet.
Ethan Brooks
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Noah Gutierrez
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Justin Anderson
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Michael Ramirez
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Gavin Campbell
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Jaxon Hall
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Ryan Fisher
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Robert Walker
What the fuck is this...
Adam Russell
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Brody Watson
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Nicholas Morgan
It's already that period of the year again? Neat. Keep going, OP. You are doing Satan's work
Carter Walker
>The wasted Greg Horn's talent on this drivel I hope he at least got paid handsomely.
Noah Price
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Lucas Brooks
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Jonathan Roberts
So, is there any real reason Jemas tried to force in philosophy in issues 3 - 5?
Nolan Walker
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Jeremiah Richardson
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Wyatt Cook
This was part of a bet between Jemas and PAD. Jemas bet PAD that he could shit out a comic by just stream of conscious writing in one sitting that'd sell better than PAD's Captain Marvel run. Marville was the result.
Landon Garcia
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Brody Perry
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Nathan Young
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Robert Peterson
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Juan Baker
I think these pages were meant to be together.
Angel Miller
Is the pain thing biannually then??the Girls storytime took place a few months ago
Charles Smith
Alright, now here's the issue where the letterer and inker gave up.
Liam Watson
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Zachary Brown
Ah, yeah. A handful of the double-page spreads are broken up unfortunately. I thought I had already edited them all together from when I storytimed this last year but it looks like I accidentally deleted the folder that had the edited versions but kept the unedited versions.
Sorry bout that, folks.
Thomas Young
Well, yeah, but that doesn't really explain the "let's figure why crime is a thing by meeting God" "arc" that started here: .
Noah Wood
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Robert Reyes
the most confusing part of this are the notes. did they think it was funny or were they seriously under the impression that clueless normies would read this one day?
Benjamin Hernandez
You can do a storytime of pain anytime you want. The Storytime Weekend of Pain happens during SDCC and all of Sup Forums's storytimers get together to do nothing but SoPs.
Adrian Ramirez
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Jack Walker
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Cameron Cox
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Jeremiah Williams
The pinup covers are insulting. Like they had zero faith in this, so they slapped them on to promote sales.
Xavier Nguyen
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Elijah Diaz
Every year, I forget just how awful this series is.
Colton Ross
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Joseph Russell
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Gabriel Richardson
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Thomas Perry
By the way, what else is part of this marathon? Is it other stuff Linkara talked about?
Michael Collins
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Joseph Ortiz
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Andrew Stewart
oh neat, thats where that panel is from.
Elijah Cook
>tfw Bill Jemas legit believes that Wolverine was an otter and the progenitor of humanity, and that talking Jewish dinosaurs existed in the Jurassic period This is a special person.
Also, why is Spike Lee the Kingpin? No, seriously, I never got that. What is the fucking joke there?
Zachary Walker
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Charles Baker
HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Josiah Taylor
I've never watched/read/listened to (I'm honestly not sure what he does other than constantly seeing people bring up his name and a single picture of him in a fedora holding a gun) any of his stuff, so I'm not sure. But to answer your question, while I can't speak for what the other storytimers have planned, I'd be in Trouble if I spoiled what's in store.
Christian James
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Chase Jenkins
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Grayson Wilson
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Brody Parker
Why does "God" have no lines at this point but is appearing everywhere in the art?
Dylan Barnes
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Liam Taylor
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Luke Price
>Heavy-shaking-head-no.gif
Jayden Barnes
I think at that point, he remembered this was supposed to be a parody comic.
I see. He's a comic critic for TGWTG, btw. He did all of Marville.
Adam Ward
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Luke Bailey
>Trouble Y'know, for as dumb as Marville is, it's at least unintentionally funny. Trouble is just shit, and makes me legitimately angry.
Jonathan King
If this was written even remotely competently then I'd say the writer is trying to make a point about the fact that while God may not speak directly to us, he is always with us and guiding us. But since this is Marville, I'm honestly not sure.