Why does this board hates vampires?

Why does this board hates vampires?

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Because they are huge fucking faggots.

He was asking why we hate them, not why we love them.

you take that back.

Well fuck me for not reading that post right

I don't.

See? Fucking humongous faggots.

Twilight really did a number on vampires didn't it?

Twilight ruined the genre. Now you can't make a good vampire story without associating to glittery school drama tweens.

Man, Dio Brando is an ENORMOUS faggot! Look at that fabulous fuck!

Why hate them? Vampires are fucking awesome, I love comics with vampires.

>jeanette
Bleagh, Damsel is the best girl.
New VTM when?

They're fine. Girl vampires are hot.

>w you can't make a good vampire story without associating to glittery school drama tweens.

Or throwing in the obligatory joke about how much you hate it. Nobody needs to write about how much they hate that franchise, the leading man does it enough for all of us

Damsel is a huge college-freshman-learning-about-the-world-for-the-first-time bitch. VV is best girl.

This.

Because the media portrayed them in such a way, that even other vampires hate them.

>I just lost my wife!
>Time to kill my son!
>Man, humans are the worst, aren't they, fellow demons? I sure as hell wouldn't want to be one ever!

Man, what a douche.

Because they suck.

Thank god there will never be more of this putrid art.

Am I the only one seeing Nicholas Cage's face in the last panel?

But Casrlevania, WoD and Warhammer Fantasy have decent to good vampires.
Vampire were damaged by Anne Rice and Twilight

What does Sup Forums think of Requiem Vampire Knight?

Infidels, There is clearly best girl.

*Therese

>Anne Rice

Interview ain't bad. Armand and Vittorio are decent. The Marius one, Blood & Gold?, is okay. Lestat's fine until it starts getting weird towards the end.

Rice's stuff is really a product of its time and has been hugely influential. I seriously doubt you'd have a WoD without her.

Of course, you probably wouldn't have Twilight without her either.

Fuck you, Anne Rice made vampires relevant. Twilight ruined vampires.

>VV is the best
You fell for the Toreador bait

>Vampire were damaged by Anne Rice
Take it back, Interview was great youtube.com/watch?v=TBDkQc3qS94

Sin! Sin!

I thought Sup Forums loved vampires.

Die monster!
You don't belong in this world!

Not if they're dudes.

Okay dude, Vampires were always pretty gay. Twilight just sealed the deal.

Amen to that, grandson.

Castlevania Dracula pretty much is DIO except he lacks self-awareness

What an emo looking faggot.

"damaged by anne rice"

interviewwtv-1976, vampire lestat-1985. queen of the damned 1988. witching hour 1990. memnoch the devil 1995...

world of darkness. vampire:the masquerade tabletop 1991.

dude. Anne Rice is the grandmother of world of darkness, and the like.

Since when do we hate vampires?
Did I miss the memo?

Humanity ill needs a savoir like them.
Devour mens souls and call it salvation.

It's not that I hate vampires, its that I wish you mothers would just admit you're secretly running the whole blood bank thing.

I don't like being told I'm saving lives when I'm just feeding your lazy asses, it's disingenuous.

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions..

This, vampires rarely work in any medium, let alone comics.

I don't like them because they've been done to death and at this point they can't do anything interesting with the concept anymore

Vampires had been the stuff of teenage romantic drama well before Twilight.

I feel like Vampires as a whole just need an update in fiction, a consistently portrayed, healthy balance between monsters and suave debonairs.


A re-vamp if you will.

Who doesn't wanna fuck a vampire?

Vampires are the creepiest monster

WoD is all Anne Rice. If anything, they were guilty of spreading the Anne Rice infection.

>Fuck you, Anne Rice made vampires relevant.
There's a lot of great vampire movies in the 80s, with hardly any influence from her that I could tell.

>This, vampires rarely work in any medium
They had to quit their dayjobs

Not really versatile, you can get a lot more variation and bang for your buck with demons

>This, vampires rarely work in any medium, let alone comics.

They've worked for most of human history.

People wouldn't keep making vampire stuff if they didn't work in some way.

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Elaborate.

Same thing with capeshit.

Bump.

>I only heard of vampire romances

People never seem to find a balance between romance shit or horror stuff like the Strain.

They had to quit their dayjobs

Trevor, go home you're drunk