ITT: Possible relationship moments

Times when characters were teased to hook up

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How would they fuck?

Penis in vagina

This is the single worst thing Tynion has ever written!

I dare you to find worse.

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Squirrel Girl x Wolverine past relationship tease

What a slut, has she tried to fuck Tim too?

what?

barbara and bruce? or who and who?

It's Lois and Bruce.

I love the look on her face when he rejects her!

the fuck now?

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Batman got his memories erased, Lois on the other hand has no excuse.

when did they put her back in her proper mask?

This is like 3 years old.

is it?

so she's still in her stupid not a mask, mask?

Evil ninja ghost possession. And a guy ghost too.

Bat family members should NEVER be in long term relationships. ESPECIALLY not with each other.

I dunno. This family' working out all right so far

I appreciate how even the people that like inter-Batfamily pairings freely acknowledge that every time it happens the only ultimate result is disaster. Even the writers and artists that ship within the Batfamily acknowledge this.

This is one that was just a "NO." right from the start.
There's no way, it ain't gunna happen, we ain't falling for it.
One character is just a never-ending trainwreck of fucked life-insanity and the other is too popular and too cute and has too much potential to throw into that canonical meatgrinder that embodies the other's stories.
Hell, you can even see that the one isn't even picking up on the potential vibe.
So it just won't happen.

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new 52 lois aka worst lois

I'm glad she's dead.

>an arc where OoC Batman makes Lois Lane wear a Batgirl costume so they could save Gotham from OoC Superman and Catwoman who have been banging and committing crimes without stopping.
Batman/Superman was a waste of paper. Thankfully, this Lois Lane was erased from existence.

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I will say this much, Catwoman riding around on a shirtless agro Superman fulfils a lot of my fetishes.

Then get better fetishes.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Isn't she also trying to get with Dick?

I'm not the one who brought up "muh fetishes". Don't act like a toonfag.

And Luke fox
And the Penguin's son
And Killer Moth.

God, that comic was so bad. Even the art was just horrible. I honestly have no idea how some of this shit got into print.

Don't be a wetblanket.

>Sexy women drapped possessive over buff shirtless men
>not the best fetish
I pity you and your inability to enjoy things.

and that asian guy from the first batgirl arc in rebirth. the bitch is very promiscuous

I can't believe I forgot about Asian Chad.
>he was such a memorable character

In the Arkham series they're married. I think the only Robin she's never gone for yet is Damian.

what I'm having a hard time figuring out is how is she sleeping around after being CHAIR'd by joker, if anything it should've matured her, instead she still acts like a sex starved womanchild

She's making up for lost time.
Nothing highlights how fragile our sex lives are than a paralyzing injury.

Is Magnus gay?

And Jason Bard.

And after being played around for so many shitty guys, she friendzoned Ted Kord.

BLACKED
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>im sorry babs, i cant be in a relationship with you. im busy with my green card marriage wife and our autistic child

Didn't she and ted have cybersex?
>or am I thinking of the calculator?

They should have Deathstroke fuck her

>Ted and the calculator had cyber sex

So who catfished whom?

>too old.

They catfished one another's hearts.

What happened to her? The series ended with the baby being an older child in another universe/timeline or something. But what happened to Linda?

I'm guessing a random Crisis retcon erased her.

He just has enough self respect to not fuck a robot that he built, which is about one step removed from masturbation.

Deathstroke of Barbara?

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Barbara prefers the older gent but for Deathstroke, too old.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He fucked Etienne though.
>tfw Seeley wrote the script for that particular issue of Eternal

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Well in that case it was Slade's instinctual drive to be the shittiest parent possible.

He knows not to put his dick in crazy, specially one that could crush his penis

You know? I kind of ship it because the only time where N52 Barbara was actually fun was when she was with Jason.

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jesus fuck, why wouldnt there be groups dedicated to eradicating telepaths?

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Best couple coming through

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>new 52 lois aka worst lois

True fucking words have never been spoken...

DOOMED

NAMORED

PARKERED

THINGED

Am I forgetting any?

Kate Bishop's dialogue literally reads like the speech in Simpsons about how the other characters should be describing Poochy.

Why is reed such a cuck

It's the thinking man's fetish

You guys do know that Sue hasn't have sex with any of these characters, right?