If you thought that Calexit was bad, then get a load of this
>"It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists who have surrendered governing authority to the United Nations. Hate speech legislation called the "Coulter Laws" have forced vocal conservatives underground. A group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy, Oliver North, and a young man born on September 11, 2001, set out to thwart Ambassador Usama bin Laden's plans to nuke New York City."
Mason Wood
I'll post the links to other SoP when I'm done.
Matthew Foster
This is Donny Lin's first work, it's also his last. I hope he's doing OK even though his art is terrible.
Ethan Powell
This looks like a 70's toyline action cartoon with 90's comics art
Logan Fisher
The guy in the car is supposed to be Ralph Nader. A quick Google search should tell you how much effort was put into the likeness. For those of you too young to remember, Nader is the reason we got Bush II.
Tyler Wood
>This looks like a 70's toyline action cartoon with 90's comics art Sounds about right.
Julian White
What's Al Gore doing in the Popemobile? That's not how you do a press conference.
Owen Powell
>Algore seems on a pace to lose the 2000 election >Unless something changes dramatically
Hehe! Unintentional humor
Dominic Watson
Nost of this comic's humor is unintentional. I think.
Kayden Nguyen
IN MY TIME we had fancy tower in NY, Gameboys with trasparent plastic and Backstreet Boys on the radio
Charles Morris
So yeah, this is what conservatives thought liberals would do. Funny how Obama ended up killing more terrorists with drones than Bush ever thought possible.
Gabriel Taylor
>Hannity >complaining about fundamentalists
Carter Watson
So Bin Laden thinks that his greatest enemies are American right-wing pundits?
Benjamin Bennett
Hannity is in a comic book? WTF?
Daniel Butler
>WE TOLD YOU THAT IRAQ HAD WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION Also, the author seems to have forgotten than Bin Laden and Hussein were ENEMIES. Then again, so did a lot of people back then.
Juan Nelson
Yes, Hannity is a main character in a comic book, and you don't know the half of it. The real Sean Hannity apparently approved of this.
Oliver Foster
I'm pretty sure he's the guy with the robotic arm on the cover. It's hard to tell, because no one looks like their real world counterparts.
Aiden Martin
>UN Secretary General JACQUES CHIRAC I know that conservatives hated him because he refused to go into Iraq on flimsy evidence, but this is absurd. And it only gets worse.
Ian Jenkins
Meant this comment for
Sebastian Ramirez
Just a reminder that Sean Hannity hasn't been waterboarded.
Carter Adams
If there's one disappointment to the absolute crashing and burning of I'm With Her it's that we never got to see a modern day 2016 version of this comic in (((Hillary)))'s America.
Christopher Thomas
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Lucas Williams
Wait, i'm confused
This is a parallel universe where 9/11 did happened, but helped Al Gone for and not Bush to win the 2000 election with no given reason why, and not Bush on the 2004 election, even though it happened eight months later Bush had already won?
Levi Bennett
>real sean hannity apparently approved of this. Of course he did.
Isaac Thompson
Behold! NANOMACHINES SON-enhanced Sean Hannity! Only he can save America from the evil UN and the islamofascists!
Joseph Garcia
Pretty brave using the "fool me once" phrase when Bush II fucked it up earlier. This was published in 2005, so the Republicans were still in power.
Elijah Diaz
>Hate speech legislation Weird how Obama never got around to doing that
Adrian Bennett
Matt Drudge is the FBI's #1 Most Wanted?
Daniel Scott
It's a world where Al Gore wins because Ralph Nader died in a car crash. 9/11 happened anyway and then Gore became a fascist and won re-election.
Josiah Scott
>The real Sean Hannity apparently approved of this. I'm sure he did. I enjoy Hannity, but the dude is borderline nuts.
Christian Sullivan
To be fair, apparently Bush "fucked up" because at the last second he realized he didn't a soundbite of him saying "shame on me"
This is "Persecution Complex: The Comic".
James Gonzalez
Oh George, You make me yearn for a more innocent time.
Austin Campbell
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Cooper Morales
>So many cold dead hands So they admit that guns in the hands of citizens would never be enough to overthrow the government in times of tyranny like the NRA claims? Also, G. Gordon Liddy should be 90 years old at this point. Good thing he too has NANOMACHINES SON.
Isaiah Sullivan
>I have always found the best gun control was...by using two hands! What does that even mean...?
Carson Lopez
No Liddy, I'm pretty sure that's a gun.
Justin Baker
Yeah, I can't believe I actually miss Bush.
Blake Cooper
But... This makes even less sense! How is the election still going on in 2001? Bush never existed? And even if he never existed, Nader would still be Third Party?
How using a fictional world as a analogu for a fictional situation?
Eli Watson
Why is Liddy so against "electronic crap" if it's what's keeping him young and healthy?
Jaxon Davis
>F.O.I.L. This probably sounded cooler in the author's head.
It's not that complicated. The election happened in 2000, Gore won because without Nader splitting the vote he got Florida, and then almost a year later 9/11 happened.
Elijah Rivera
>Nazi Fuck me if this thread lasts there's going to be some shit-flinging
Isaac Edwards
Why does Bin Laden want to nuke NYC if he's already gotten everything he wanted? He gains nothing out of it and stands a lot to lose.
Easton Lewis
Because American Conservatives are hypocrites.
Carter Barnes
>The RIGHT heroes determined to make it happen Left heroes don't exist
Sebastian Powell
The only good lefty is a dead lefty.
Kayden Jenkins
Going by these letter pages, the author was being serious. This is what he actually believes. He thinks this is a brilliant work.
Isaiah Moore
In his defense, it is pretty brilliant.
Jonathan Johnson
Hey now, American liberals can be pretty hypocritical too.
David Walker
Colmes has revealed his true colors as an evil liberal! Poor guy didn't deserve being shat on like this really. In reality he was a moderate treated like a punching bag by Fox.
Easton Robinson
Remenber that political comic where they were putting a giant economic lamp on Lady Liberty and the kid was bitching because he could not buy a gasoline powered ship in the future, but is never explained why a economic lamp on Lady Liberty or a not-gasoline fulled ship is bad?
Early 2000's conservatives are just were just old people
Parker Cruz
Even without US support, I'm pretty fucking sure that there's no way that North Korea could stage a succesful invasion of the South. Also, how did Gore get re-elected?
David Cox
I don't get it, why is Al Gore sending more troops to South Korea if he doesn't care?
Lucas Murphy
>That fucking anime character dressed like a fresh prince of Bel-Air Lair teenager in the back
My fucking sides!
Caleb Price
I love how he decided to publish the letters that assault him.
Ethan Hall
OH NO! THEY TOOK GOD OUT OF THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!
Robert Thomas
Well, he was right about people getting offended easily, but was wrong about what people would be offended about.
Camden Cox
Maybe...maybe this is actually Satire and we're truly are dealing with sheer brilliance.
Blake Roberts
>Can Democrats be patriots? >Of course not sweetie
Hudson Cooper
The little kid look like it has a mermaid tail.
Owen Foster
I have met too many conservatives with even crazier ideas to think that.
Aaron Ramirez
Is this the start of a gay shota doujin?
Easton Stewart
So, did we actually lose any rights during the Obama administration?
Sebastian Price
SEE? SEE? Conservatives totally aren't islamophobic, look muslim Hannity fans!
Jack Richardson
>unlike her predecessor Clinton will reduce the military budget >but Gore been also reducing the military budget Is that intentional, like Liberal propaganda trying to pull the wool over our eyes?
Juan Collins
Not sure, but for me I had to pay an extra $100 a month for health insurance
Joseph Phillips
Why would they send a suicide bomber instead of having someone just shoot Hannity?
Evan Hernandez
I was literally forced into wanting dick user.
Sebastian Davis
I fucking hate Hannity, I know everyone thinks O'Reilly is worse but Hannity is the scum of this Earth
Matthew Watson
>Reagan PALEOCONSERVATISEKINO
Joshua Sanchez
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Christian Barnes
O'Reilly is a worse person, but a better pundit with less insane opinions than Hannity.
Hudson Campbell
It's amazing to me Conservatives won't court the Muslim electorate.
Liam Wright
Most unrealistic thing here is the idea Hannity would be concerned for anyone else.
Jacob Watson
Before 9/11, muslims actually tended to vote conservative. Republicans may claim that immigration is a democrat plot to get more votes, but if republicans tried they could get plenty of muslim and latino votes.
Luke Cook
This is a good example of what goes around comes around.
All the Dems freaking out now and all the Repubs being smug forget what it was like in 2009. Or 2001 for that matter. Or 1993...
Parker Peterson
>Hannity uses a nother and child to shield hinself from the blast.
Sebastian Fisher
RIP Limbaugh, no NANOMACHINES SON for you.
William Hill
Probably because Islam is a very conservative ideology. Something both conservatives and liberals try to ignore.
Mason Hill
So, they send a suicide bomber against Hannity, but 2 guys with scimitars against Liddy?
Jacob Flores
Poor Otacon, hasn't he suffered enough?
Kevin Ross
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Logan Green
That doesn't look very Larry Elmore-ish.
Leo Nguyen
What's with Liddy's boner for Harleys?
Adrian James
>Michael Moore is the taxi driver
KINO
Landon Adams
I think that before WALL they were trying for that after Mormon Jesus crashed and burned. I suspect that sooner or later we'll be at that point.
Asher Reyes
Reminder that G. Gordon Liddy is 76 years old here. And he has no NANOMACHINES SON enhancing him yet. He's pretty /fit/.
Eli Bell
RIP O'Reilly and Ingraham. Remember kids, torture works!
Brody Anderson
Fuck you Mike Mackey. This isn't badass, it's sick.
Noah Garcia
That's not Michael Moore. He has a...different role in this series.
Asher Smith
>Department of Peace DAMN LIBRULS
Thomas Moore
But if Al Gore had gotten elected, 9/11 wouldn't have happened. That was entirely a Bush Administration failure.
Eli Gomez
>That's not Michael Moore. He has a...different role in this series.
Will we be going full Team America: World Police?
Joseph Rogers
>guns >doing shit to super tech
so having a gun is a superpower?
Oliver Cox
This could almost be fun...If I didn't know this G.Girdon Liddy and there was absolutely no dialogue.
Brody Morales
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Easton Anderson
I PRESENT YOU VICE-PRESIDENT MICHAEL MOORE AND PRESIDENT CHELSEA CLINTON
Parker Parker
>I must admit I always wanted to do this I know this is meant to outrage us, but it's too ridiculous to take seriously.
Tyler Nguyen
Water, fire, air and dirt Fucking glasses, how to they work?