What do you think ever became of him?

What do you think ever became of him?

>idiots:
something normal grew up to be famous
>intellectuals
BRUH HE BECAME A DRUG ADDICT AND KILLED A GUY AND WENT TO REHAB ACTUALLY A SOCIOPATH

Are "extreme" sports even a thing anymore? Is there anything he could theoretically make a living doing? Maybe hockey? I know that was a thing he played.

It's extremely rare to be able to make a living doing the sports he did. In all probability he worked at the family restaurant for the majority of his life.

He never beefed it.
But he did fuck his sister.

He got a job. Oh, let's say at a bar.

>What do you think ever became of him?
Nick Magazine actually made some decent proposals for what the gang do as adults;

>Otto takes over the surf shop and restaurant from his dad
>Reggie gets into the Magazine publishing industry
>Twister becomes a film director
>Sam becomes a professional athlete

probably smokes a lot of weed while living in his dad's house, working at the shore shack to pay off his child support.

Though to be fair, all the kids in this show were like, prodigies, and did amazing at anything they touched. These fuckers surfed, skated, and all kinds of other shit at age 9.

not really, skater culture etc is pretty unpopular among kids these days

everything is about social media

I think hockey might be his best "in" if he wanted to do anything professional. He was SoCal, right? The fantasy "good end" could have him playing for the Ducks.

Though that might be a stretch, cause the show was way more about surfing and skateboarding.

He married Twister and they adopted a baby which Sam comes over and takes care of while they have gay sex in the next room.

Hopped on that street racing gig after it went full meme back around a decade ago and eventually went out like Walker.

I wouldn't doubt it. Sam's dad was a fucking brick wall.

Runs his dad's beach house i guess

MODS

Looks like Twister beefed it harder than anyone.

WE'RE BUTT RIDERS

ON A MISSION

So only the nerd actually ends up in sports?

Damn it, what did I miss?

More boys should take the opportunity to fuck their sisters at a young enough age that things don't get weird.

Gay sex.

...

Twister totally beefing it.

It's not gay if it's ironic or to prove you aren't gay.

No. Pedophillic gay porn.

Oh. Twister "Rodriguez." Like Robert Rodriguez.

They're just practicing for when they get real girlfriends.

Which involved gay sex.

Wait what

I'm going to see that squid in my nightmares.

two children fucking each other.

Damn. Otto's kind of a fucking failure.

He is happy user. Can you say the same of yourself?

Lemme help you with that

BOTTOM POWER

Yeah.

I'm just saying though. His sister's some magazine editor, best friend's in Hollywood, nerd friend turned into a chad, but here's there running a business probably just making high end five figures. Also has a receding hairline.

>Reggie's business crashes and burns like a private airplane
>Twister ends up on trial for running a brothel full of 8-17 year old boys.
>Otto develops a meth addiction
>The Squid beefs it for the last time and his legs have to be amputated.

That's fucking retarded.
Sam is a high school physics teacher
and married to Regina (who stopped going by Reggie she was 14) who is a businesswoman but for a Fortune 500 company. Maurice is a mechanic and stopped going by Twister shortly after Regina did.

And Otto... considering what a hardheaded retard he was in the show, I see him bumming around on the Dullards' couch, mooching off them, constantly going on about extreme sports coming back one day and him being ready for it.

So The Squid is Walt, and Otto is Jesse?

Two friends just hugging each other. Nothing wrong with that.

And naked. And sweaty.

Pals shouldn't be ashamed of their bodies.

He took over his dad's business and probably opened a dispensary.

HE GOT SPONSORED!

Is that why they're on top of each other?

>Gary LeRoi Gray saying "I AM the one who knocks"

As funny as that would be, I was thinking more Sam is just doing the teaching gig for something to do during the day since Regina makes more than him anyway and there's no need for him to be a stay at home dad at this point because Regina can afford to hire cleaning services and the kids are already in elementary school since much of their early childhood had him being the stay at home dad while he was going to school for a teaching degree.

Otto's just perpetually stuck in the past, still having that mentality of a 10-year-old going through his extreme sports phase despite being in his 30s. And his sister and brother-in-law keep yelling at him to get the fuck off their couch and get a fucking real job. Which Otto insists he has because he "works" 3 hours a week at the Surf Shack, and even then he half-asses it

Yeah. It's a close bond of friendship and years of trust. Homosexuality has nothing to do with it. This is how TRUE friends hang out.

With one friend's hand on the other's lower back?

You mean Chris Hansen real shit?

Fucking pedos, day of the rope when?

Of course. How else do you show your friend you have complete trust? A firm grip of that lower back speaks louder than any pat on the back.

Nah, it was Twister and Otto buttfucking each other.

Real talk, I'll be Otto did meth. I'll bet Otto DOES meth, in the present day. I bet he's a scab-ridden methhead. It fits his character.

Well he had a stint when he was 23 but got clean...ish.

Regina still has a padlock on the liquor cabinet and got very very angry at him when she walked in to the bathroom and saw Otto drinking children's cough syrup like it was a can of Mountain Dew

I figured he'd be more likely to be an acid burnout.

They all got jobs in retail