Good afternoon Sup Forums, and welcome to day three of SDCC.
Last year, for the Storytime of Pain, I shared with the class an awful event.
It only makes sense to continue with something BIGGER and BETTER than the last. Something, that according to Bendis, will someday be adapted to film, like other great Marvel events.
Right?
My condolences to Illuminated user.
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Previous Threads:
Day 1:
(Marville)
(Trouble)
(The Unfunnies)
(Nemesis)
(Joker's Daughter)
(Amazons Attack)
(Change)
(The Surface)
(Earth-2: World's End)
(Countdown pt. 1)
(Countdown pt. 2)
(Countdown pt. 3)
Day 2:
(The Rape of Ms. Marvel)
(Jade Street Protection Service)
(Liberality for All)
(Champions)
(Nightwing: Brothers in Blood)
(The Deal/God’s End)
(America)
(Thoughts on Being a Girl in Elementary School and a few other zines)
(Cry for Justice)
(Marvel Mangaverse: Ghost Riders)
(Rich Johnston’s The Avengefuls)
(Sonichu pt. 1)
(Sonichu pt. 2)
(Phoenix: Legacy of Fire)
(Rise of Arsenal)
(Batgirl: Redemption)
(Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 1)
(Countdown pt. 4)
(Countdown pt. 5)
Day 3:
(US War Machine 2.0)
(Extreme Comics)
(DIESEL)
I have been waiting for this. This is Bendis being Bendis as possible.
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I never bothered reading this, but I'll read it now. Holy shit $6 an issue?
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I know this a storytime of pain, but this image pretty much sums up the first issue of this shitty event perfectly.
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aww yeah time for some half-assed political commentary
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Here we go...
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Reminder that Doc Samson hasn't appeared since this issue, and it was never explained how he's alive again.
Illuminated user's Carol's War parody makes more sense, just having him be in her head.
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Why were these double page spreads?
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THIS
Fucking this. This was the moment I knew CWII was going to be shit. This was the moment I knew Bendis would do his worst and man I wish I would have been wrong.
>Bendispeak at his maximum
>Ignoring continuity for the sake of it
>Killed Rhodes for pure synergy
>Miles is the fucking key of everything
Man, Bendis deserved to be fired after this shitshow
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Quick sidebar.
This issue had 14 VARIANTS attached.
Reminder to count the double page spreads.
Each one takes up 2 of your page count.
Spend wisely.
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>Bendis OC are the key to everything
Fixed
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Beast you fucking traitor.
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Since when can Hawkeye fly?
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Now, to insert the FCBD issue!
I'm sure nothing in this will be made redundant...
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>This coming from Tony who literally locked up the Hulk and threw him off the planet.
What is going on here? Does he not remember doing that?
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why is doc Green alive ?
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>No feet
>oversized guns
Thanos is making Rob proud
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They are such creepy fucks
illuminatingcomics.tumblr.com
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Reminder that Carol did nothing wrong.
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>earth avengers
opposed to what ?
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Gonna skip tie-in ads that occupy the rest of each issue.
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Hey look.
It's this spread. Again.
What's Ulyses doing these days?
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Hey look, another two page spread.
pretty much.
He's in All New All Different Nextwave.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Poor poor Rhodey....
Yes, I'm still pissed.
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Why Beast? Why?
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Me and my strong drink are enjoying the storytimes of pain and the hard work you put into actually having these comics in you possession.
But seriously, whens the magnum opus of comics, Girls?