How have you been doing, Sup Forums?
I know we've been doing a shitton of Sonic Comics in light of the end of the partnership with Archie, but that doesn't mean we can't do other comics, right?
Like this!
Behold: Crash Bandicoot Retold!
Sup Forums Storytime of Pain: Crash Bandicoot Retold
Nathan Jackson
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Chase White
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Easton Martin
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Owen Morales
YES YES YES YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HYPE I AM FOR THIS
Jack Butler
For anyone paying attention at home, yes - This literally is ripping off the intro of Mortal Kombat 2011.
Thus is the cardinal sin of SuperSaiyanCrash: His complete inability to make an original plot.
Jayden Sanders
I wonder if he's going to try to copy Injustice 2's plot.
Wyatt Reyes
You know he will...eventually. Like he will for the re-releases.
Cooper Turner
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Gavin Sanchez
As a fun sidenote:
On the credits, they keep trying to make it a secret who Crash is, but meanwhile dump all these OCs of his own shitty little fanclub like people actually care.
Oh, and someone better rev up the OC counter. You'll need it.
Alexander Perry
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Grayson Russell
Why yes, random stranger I just met ten minutes ago! I can totally tell that you're a trustworthy person who will help us vanquish evil and totally not betray us in any way!
Adam Jones
>Red, evil and violence looking
Get used to the shitty grammar, folks. It's here for the long haul.
Sebastian Walker
>New
>Improved
>Mature
>Powerful
Oh, how wrong he was...
Jaxon Campbell
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Robert Wright
To be honest, that stick doesn't look too dangerous...
Jonathan Anderson
>It's like we're in a Dragonball Z episode
...these words are truer than you know.
Grayson Wright
Now for a warning: CBR will have several scene with...what I can only presume are breasts exposed.
They will almost always be furry.
You have been warned.
Charles Garcia
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Aiden Carter
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Ian Ward
Yes, Ripper Roo's asshole is exposed in that panel.
No, there is no reason as to why.
Jason Barnes
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Hudson Martinez
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Henry Jackson
Why, yes.
These two are clearly dangerous assassins.
David Brooks
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Oliver Mitchell
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Isaiah Carter
I think you can tell by now, but the art here is fucking horrible. It's especially relevant in the art scenes.
Eli Brown
>they may be female
nice sexist undertones, really in the spirit of crash.
Doesn't the fedora one die?
Alexander Jones
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Adrian Cruz
>Implying the heroes can ever actually die
Justin Ward
All I'm seeing on the cheetah are back nipples
Thomas Reed
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Leo Nguyen
...you bastard
Lucas Davis
FATALITY
Jayden Clark
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Alexander Butler
Cortex
dood
Cortex, what the fuck are you doing to Tiny?
Austin Hill
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David Williams
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Evan Martinez
Oh look, you just murdered someone right in front of their daughter's eyes.
Ladies and gentlemen, your heroes
John Green
>Note: This OC died on her way back home
Jacob Davis
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Tyler Fisher
That's right. You're seeing Coco Bandicoot naked.
SSC, you fuck
Brody Scott
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Gavin Perez
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Josiah Carter
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Hunter James
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Jeremiah Richardson
Coco is still naked.
Everyone finds this fine.
Asher Phillips
Oh no...not...
Is this Goku? I can't keep track of these OCs
Jayden Carter
Here's another fun fact about Crash Retold:
Like any other Shonen Anime, the main character will keep gathering all sorts of superpowers from anywhere. In this case, he just took the Devil Gene.
Jeremiah Walker
Oh good, someone else decided to run this, so I don't have to. Fantastic.
I was considering doing this because Crash is suddenly relevant again, but thanks for saving me the trouble.
I got hit with a three day ban for that shit. Word of advice: black bars.
Colton Clark
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Connor Phillips
It's weird how the mods react to this stuff. I recall a storytime that was uncensored and shit was still fine.
Leo Lewis
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Jackson Turner
OW THE EDGE.
With N. Sane Trilogy making Coco into the cutest motherfucker ever, the bullshit heaped onto her in this comic has only gotten worse.
Ian Wood
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Christian White
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Ayden Taylor
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Benjamin Ramirez
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Lucas Evans
It was absolutely none of that shit that saved the day. It was typical shonen bullshit where the protagonist pulled a new superpower out of his ass.
Search me, dude. It was never a problem before.
And really, what have we come to where this trash is considered smut? Who is so desperate as to actually jerk off to THIS?
Jackson Clark
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Liam Lopez
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Easton Cruz
>needing 8 people to get some batteries
Luke Smith
>Derukui
Oh look, one of the few characters in this heap people actually kinda gave a crap about.
Speaking of, it's really fucking obnoxious how none of the game characters act in character. The closest is Cortex, but he's still really off.
Juan Foster
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Levi Allen
You mean people actually liked her? Just this form or the furry one too? What about the Mikasa ripoff from the Injustice comic? Is it just because she fucks Megamix?
Aiden Thompson
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Leo Morales
It's almost cute how it tries to adapt the game plots. It even does fucking Crash Bash eventually. No Crash Team Racing though, oddly enough.
Alexander Jenkins
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Hunter Davis
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Camden Adams
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Nathaniel Barnes
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Jace Gray
She has a similar appeal to Megamix. Both former bad guys who just want to protect their family and aren't as fucking stupid as the rest of the cast.
Last time, folks ended up getting attached to Cora as well, mostly because her story isn't complete crap.
Grayson Phillips
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Ayden Sanders
Which one's Cora? The lesbian who ended up pregnant out of a dare?
But that aside, I get it. Everyone else has absolutely no personality, so people would naturally try to attach to those with even fragments of one.
Colton Cooper
>Look at my boobs!
Yes, look at how poorly drawn they are!
Steph is perhaps the most ridiculous character in this entire series. Like, holy shit, just look at her.
Joshua Harris
Another Murder.
Yay
Sebastian Clark
The juxtaposition of this art is really messing with me.
Jose Jones
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Parker Powell
OOOH! Backstab!
Justin Bailey
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Grayson Allen
>Which one's Cora? The lesbian who ended up pregnant out of a dare?
Yep. Notice how you remember that. Despite the sheer amount of insane whoreshit that happens in this comic, you tend to forget all of it until you give it a re-read.
>But that aside, I get it. Everyone else has absolutely no personality, so people would naturally try to attach to those with even fragments of one.
And this is why. Almost all the characters are bland as fuck.
Anthony Hughes
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Dylan Moore
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Caleb Turner
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Lincoln Wright
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Jayden Nelson
>poison cannot affect bandicoots
... Bullshit!
Seriously, our "heroes" are a bunch of murderous psychopaths. Crash killed Ripper Roo pretty much solely because he was kind of annoying.
Zachary Gomez
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Hunter Peterson
dat tiny face
David James
>I'll make you wish you regret doing that
I'm pretty tired but is it just me or does this make no sense?
Ethan Torres
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Daniel Butler
>they only just decide to mention how she's naked
That's a damn nice render... where did he steal it?
Oh god, I forgot how hilarious Steph's design was... it's like a checklist of Mary Sue stereotypes
Ripper Roo Butthole Count: 2
Sebastian Butler
Nope, the author just cannot into english
Jaxson Hernandez
Is this the one where everybody goes super saiyin?
Jackson Williams
Yes
Jeremiah Wood
Waiting warmly.
Joseph Diaz
>Oh look, she's naked, isn't that WEIRD?
>Oh btw you're related
Aiden Ramirez
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Aiden Robinson
Oh child, you ain't seen grammar mistakes yet. That's tame for this comic.
Right? Steph's design is completely absurd. She even has that pretentious Crisis Core single wing thing going on.
John Hernandez
Evil doppelganger, check
Xavier Gutierrez
good lord it's jecht