Can go faster than the speed of light

>can go faster than the speed of light
>regularly gets his ass kicked by an Australian

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Boomer is really good, if you read the comics you would know ya bloody bike

>he hasnt heard of the Boomerang Force

his son had speed force, obviously he might have also had a low powered connection

Boomerang Force > Speed Force

Strayans are dead hard mate

This is like those autistic Accelerator Vs Flash threads all over again

Never underestimate the power of boomerangs, user.

His son got it from his mom, who was a Thawne.

That said, Digger's really damn good at what he does and he's really crafty.

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Someone post the page of Digger turning into a boomerang

the speed of light is no match for the speed of shitposting

the thing with most Thawnes is that they DON'T have the power though, so I don't find that definitive

and those birds are from?

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Hell.

>oh no, it's coming back this way

Yeah, but the genes may still be there. Which may be why Owen only had bursts of speed and not Flash Family speed.

>Australians losing the fight against Nature herself
give them a break, they literally live in hell. can you imagine a few thousand drunk American rednecks trying to massacre as many emus as possible? our causalities would be in the hundreds

also known as?

"Dodge and quip" doesn't work against a man whose projectiles return.

What's the Flash gonna do, not quip?

You really think Flash's banter would be any match for an Australian's?

Fucking HOW ???

aerodynamics 101, if you throw a boomerang it comes back

Isn't he fake Australian?

Half Aussie, his real dad was an American Serviceman.

BOOMERANG FORCE! Read the fucking thread, you nigger.

>a few thousand drunk American rednecks
You realize they all have a pickup and at least a dozen guns each, right? They'd just ride in the back going rambo on those birds. The only casualty would be if they were too drunk to tell a person from an emu.

He's a right cunt, that's how.

And he was raised in rural Australia. He didn't even know his American father until adulthood.

>can you imagine a few thousand drunk American rednecks trying to massacre as many emus as possible?

youtube.com/watch?v=31vm3-BQRJU

>Note that this individual did not participate in the Emu War

I don't know why, I just found that hilarious.

I think it's important to note that Thawne was Meloni Thawne AKA Bart's mom
>Captain Boomerang fucked Bart's mom BAREBACK

I lost it at Emu mob leaders.

>drunk american rednecks
>drunk aussie bogans
What's the difference?

strayans have to fight off roos on a daily basis just to keep the little cunts (their word not mine) fed so the damn bipedal dogs don't eat all the kiwi! oy cunt its fawkin straya

>can materialize boomerangs just by thinking about them

And he cantrol them telepathically too.

The fuck you callin' a bogan, you drongo cunt?

they would be falling out of their truck beds and having friendly fire left and right

this is one of the stupidest panels I've seen in an oldie comic and boy howdy have I seen some bad ones.

Yep. Then we break out the dynamite.

That will only anger the spiders.

Not just any australian, the sickest of the sick cunts.

Bogans have bigger knives, Rednecks have bigger guns. It's easier to identify them by the plumage of their females. Or by the kind of football they prefer.

Like you can handle the bantz give flash a break.

It's always the prison panels that are the craziest, I guess because you need something crazy to happen to justify how they could either escape or fuck with the hero from behind bars.

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pottery

You think that's cool read this shit
galapagos.org/conservation/conservation/project-areas/ecosystem-restoration/project-isabela/
>250,000 goats on an island
>A group of men with a few helicopters used insane tactics to kill them all including mass gun fire, roaming through caves and training traitor goats to find the hiding goats
>They killed all the goats

Motherfucker, it wasn't just some drunk rednecks.
The fucking Aussies actually sent their army to fight the birds.

Are there people who actually think that jap shit could beat Flash?

If this was in Suicide Squad it would be my favorite movie right now

What I'm gathering is that his boomerangs are basically small, angular robotic minions.

Nah m8, He's just that good at Boomerangs.

must be all the shitposting

minus going back in time to prevent him from being born, how do you think flash would beat accelerator?

>"It was me George... I replaced your vegemite with Pan brand peanutbutter."
> Colonel. Frisbee

Like the time when Mirror Master teleported out of jail using his shiny shoes.

which issue?

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>focalized
nice

Are Yo-Yo's tethered boomerangs?

He just can't handle 'strayan banter

Yo-yo's are Asian by origin so no. Their more akin to a flail.

Holy shit, how stacked was Meloni's mom because she is fucking stacked. Also Digger is bart's grandad? that's fucked up.

>girlfriend of a friend is school teacher and lives in Austrialia
>Came over and we all had a drink
>Casually mentioned the emu war
>She had no idead this actually existed
>TFW the great emu war is so shameful for Australians they try to erase it from Australian history.

Where the fuck was all of this in Suicide Squad

Hades, Pluto, Gehenna, Tartarus, the Underworld, the Nether World, the Lake of Fire, Perdition, The Pit of Eternal Torment...

>boomerang themed character
>he's white
why was this allowed?

Because it's not from suicide squad.

Half a decade ago yes

It was a really stupid argument because no one ever really made clear just what accelerator does, and usually made bullshit up as they went along.

Kinda like Haruhifags did back then.