SDCC 2017 Storytime of Pain : THE ANTI CROSSED

As the third annual SoP comes to a close, let us ruminate on one of the worst Crossed stories of all time.

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please no

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There ain't getting offa this train we're on, user.
'sides, it's only 2 issues

they couldn't have found a higher-res image of Earth?

Overall, Crossed was shit so I'd really like to see how this iteration is any different.

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it looks like the first earth is a higher res but they chose the worse quality one to zoom in on for some reason

It looks like the first one is drawn and the second one is a photo

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This is where we're starting to see where this is going...

>the worst Crossed

Like the worst smelling shit.

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oh

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Is there any way to speed up this 1 minute cooldown between replies? I remember when attaching an image would shorten it to 30 secs on Sup Forums.

buy a Sup Forums pass, goyim

Does Hiroshima Nagasaki care about storytimes here?

>one guy did all that with one knife barley the size of his hand

Jesus people.

pay up those 20 shekels you silly goy

jesus I looked it up and i thought it was 5 bucks and with no timer, but its 20 with a reduced one

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And now Sup Forums thinks these images have malicious code, so I have to edit them in paint. fug

Anyway, this is the Anti-Crossed

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Even the site is trying to deliver us from this shit.

>something horrible is going on outside
>owner tells everyone to get the fuck out
I remember when something like this happened to me.

Sup Forums always detects my images as corrupted although it seems to be a false positive since it goes through anyway

>and cum
kek

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Can't be arsed to censor this shit, which is why we're here at 4 AM. It's not the most graphic Crossed story anyhow

Cramming a halfass "men are all evil" message into a comic about gore, rape and edginess really is breathtakingly awful.

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What was even Avatar's point with this? They are EVERYTHING sjws hate.

the mods dont really care if its part of a legitimate panel I think, i've seen plenty of pages go undeleted

what's the point of Crossed in general

Pretty sure it's meant to be you, specifically you as a comic book fan boy, are evil.

You haven't seen anything yet, user
We have such sights to show you...

I would have appreciated the meta humor of offending the unoffendable Crossed fans with a story about a badazz chick who overcomes her evil male captors with the help of a gay couple IF the latter half of Badlands stories didn't suck ass for the most part. We're talking like a dozen different stories across 50-60 odd issues of mediocre quality and lame twist endings.

>think its all men
>doesn't see the clear line between author and reader
the SJWs really have won

I suppose that is more accurate, user.
Probably, I think I quit reading this after this issue.

yeh but nothing about Crossed is legitimate

And that's issue 1. Halfway there already!

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Anyone who pays money for Crossed fits the desciption

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I guess this guy's supposed to be the male feminist ally who turns out to be just as misogynist as the MRA's

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>ass-to-mouth
so just like...eating ass? it's not that weird

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it's always kind of weird when a straight white man writes stuff like this

That's not what ass to mouth means, user...

it is when it's non-consensual

No like reading crossed

It's fetishization of the rhetoric. Like when Aaron Sorkin writes his version dignified republicans

god The Newsroom was so bad

"straight". yeah, I bet.
t. kinnda fruit here

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I mean he's married to a woman

At least I've got a nice new reaction pic out of this pile of shit.

OwO

>the gay man laughed at this woman getting raped
AROUND FAGS, GUARD YOUR HAGS

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Oh fuck, I remember this one. How could you do this, OP!?

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>that high five

>that fragile masculinity
smdh

I thought Crossed was strictly banned from Sup Forums? did chink moot reverse that? Is he /myguy/ ?

She's doing it, guys
Breaking patriarchy's shackles

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Wait, did she make 2 issues after this and one of them was a secret issue that she could give to any potential saviors?

Or did she really intend for that last issue to be an actual sequel just because she's fed up with all this shit

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the rules slightly loosen on SoP weekend

also mods are asleep

Fuck, skipped a page here

>no more mansplaining

It takes something truly special to stand out in Crossed.

Strictly is not that hard of a line on most topics, especially at 4 AM US time. Even moreso on SOP weekend.

I suppose if we had to, the storytmer could put it in the trash, and link to it on the master storytime of pain lists.

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Anyway, Crossed is now full woke

YAAAS QUEEN
LITERALLY SLAAY

>makes sense
No, dude. From your point of view, nothing makes sense. One minute, all of you were having a nice meal, the next someone is pointing a gun at everyone

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five minutes later that woman got raped by multiple crossed, who got attracted by the gun shoots. the end

I'm confused. Are the anons in this thread disgusted because, like all Crossed comics, this is a piece of shit, or because a woman kills her rapists?

And that's a wrap.
I may do another story by the same writer this time tomorrow. It's just as bad, and deals with the same themes, but isn't as explicit.
Is anyone interested in that?

Previous SoPs:

Day 1:
(Marville)
(The Unfunnies)
(Trouble)
(Nemesis)
(Joker's Daughter)
(Change)
(Amazons Attack)
(Earth-2: World's End)
(The Surface)
(Countdown pt. 1)
(Countdown pt. 2)
(Countdown pt. 3)

Day 2:
(Jade Street Protection Services)
(The Deal/God’s End)
(Avengers #200: The Rape of Ms. Marvel)
(Nightwing: Brothers in Blood)
(Champions)
(Liberality for All)
(America)
(Thoughts on Being a Girl in Elementary School and a few other zines)
(Marvel Mangaverse: Ghost Riders)
(Cry for Justice)
(Rich Johnston’s The Avengefuls)
(Sonichu pt. 1)
(Sonichu pt. 2)
(Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 1)
(Phoenix: Legacy of Fire)
(Rise of Arsenal)
(Batgirl: Redemption)
(Countdown pt. 4)
(Countdown pt. 5)

Day 3:
(US War Machine 2.0)
(Joe Weltjens' DIESEL)
(Civil War II)
(Littlest Zombie Summer Special with ICP)
(Crash Bandicoot Retold)
(Deathmate)
(Sonichu pt. 3)
(Sonichu pt. 4)
(Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 2)
(Superman: Distant Fires)
(JLA: Created Equal & Act of God)

My contributions:
(Extreme Comics)
(The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl BEATS UP THE MARVEL UNIVERSE!)

Hard to tell. Ignoring the sort of weird premise, and obvious preaching, I just don't like it because it's poorly written.

What, we didn't have GIRLS this year?

>you're my hero
that cheesey ass line is the cherry on top

Is it entertainingly bad?

A quick lookup on who the writer is, pulls up a literally insane as in bipolar disorder singer.

You can storytime it now or someone will.