Welp, I'm up. Who wants to suffer some more?
Here's last issue:
Sup Forums Storytime of Pain: Crash Bandicoot Retold 2
Andrew Thomas
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Anthony Garcia
Uka Uka is tracking all that is good in this entire series with that chart.
Nathan Fisher
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Brody Ramirez
The cover alone was enough to tell me to stay away
Adrian Lopez
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Joseph Morgan
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Connor Anderson
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Ethan James
By the Omnissiah, what IS that thing?!
Sebastian James
Already, we descend into furry hell.
Nicholas Torres
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Brody Morgan
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Adam Richardson
Pictured: Crunch using Google Image Search for "Natural Disasters"
Isaac Ortiz
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Charles Turner
>The children
Let's be honest. Who actually gives a fuck about them?
Benjamin Young
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Eli Taylor
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Lincoln Jenkins
Having never played Crash Bandicoot, which of these characters are actually from the games?
Charles Jenkins
A despairingly small number of them
Tyler Miller
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Cameron Garcia
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Andrew Wood
Oh look, the girls became a b-plot
Kayden Taylor
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Anthony Johnson
Dat Anatomy
Isaiah Smith
>The kid goes super saiyan
Already degrading the significance of this power one issue after it started
Jason Hill
>Crash being a shonen retard
How IC is this?
Isaac Brooks
To be fair Dragonball had the same problem. When your work consists entirely of ripoffs, you can only be as bad as the things you rip off.
Anthony Johnson
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Matthew Kelly
Those cutesy animu sfx only make it more painful
Camden Bennett
REMINDER:
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Austin Hill
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Colton Lopez
But see, that was made to make fun of the anime trend. This is completely made straightface serious
Anthony Hill
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Kevin Parker
I meant more how Crash is obviously inspired by this shit.
THEY KNEW.
John Williams
>tfw I've only read the first part
youtube.com
Zachary Scott
>Clothes thieves
Oh ffs
Cameron Gutierrez
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Liam Hill
>They read War of Fate
how terrifying
Kevin Stewart
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Thomas Anderson
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Robert Edwards
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Wyatt Torres
Wait, when could THESE chucklefucks become super saiyan?
Julian Jenkins
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Julian Cook
Welp, another OC for the counter
Tyler Evans
Previous SoPs:
Day 1:
(Marville)
(The Unfunnies)
(Trouble)
(Nemesis)
(Joker's Daughter)
(Change)
(Amazons Attack)
(Earth-2: World's End)
(The Surface)
(Countdown pt. 1)
(Countdown pt. 2)
(Countdown pt. 3)
Day 2:
(Jade Street Protection Services)
(The Deal/God’s End)
(Avengers #200: The Rape of Ms. Marvel)
(Nightwing: Brothers in Blood)
(Champions)
(Liberality for All)
(America)
(Thoughts on Being a Girl in Elementary School and a few other zines)
(Marvel Mangaverse: Ghost Riders)
(Cry for Justice)
(Rich Johnston’s The Avengefuls)
(Sonichu pt. 1)
(Sonichu pt. 2)
(Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 1)
(Phoenix: Legacy of Fire)
(Rise of Arsenal)
(Batgirl: Redemption)
(Countdown pt. 4)
(Countdown pt. 5)
Day 3:
(US War Machine 2.0)
(Joe Weltjens' DIESEL)
(Civil War II)
(Littlest Zombie Summer Special with ICP)
(Deathmate)
(Sonichu pt. 3)
(Sonichu pt. 4)
(Chaos by Ithiliam pt. 2)
(Superman: Distant Fires)
(JLA: Created Equal & Act of God)
My contributions:
(Extreme Comics)
(The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl BEATS UP THE MARVEL UNIVERSE!)
Day 4:
(Crossed: Badlands #91-92)
Luke Richardson
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Nathan Morris
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Michael Garcia
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William Lewis
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Evan Nelson
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Carter Davis
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Carter Evans
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Henry Carter
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Elijah Collins
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Connor Rodriguez
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Hunter Parker
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Connor Gomez
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Jacob White
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Sebastian Sullivan
>He became super saiyan 2 just by beating up a teammate
Fucking hack
Austin Moore
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Isaiah Green
See that rabbit guy?
I think he was drowning so he could be free of this autistic hellhole.
Charles Barnes
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Nolan Sanders
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Camden Cruz
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Landon King
>Human OC
Jeremiah Foster
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Jack Perry
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Ayden Garcia
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Juan Moore
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Cooper Anderson
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Matthew Sullivan
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Jonathan Ross
>You're pregnet
>I CHECKED
Samuel Watson
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Julian Roberts
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Charles Nguyen
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Jordan Johnson
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Oliver Clark
Actually, research has shown that just releasing pent-up anger just makes you more likely to get angry again, because your brain thinks you've been rewarding it for getting mad. It's more useful to redirect it into something constructive, or talk it through with somebody you feel comfortable with , like a therapist.
Landon Wood
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Jaxon Jenkins
>Tiny's back again
DEATH IS MEANINGLESS
Parker Smith
>Cortex has thousands of Tinys masturbating in jars
WTF dood
Samuel Brooks
>Halo plasma swords
Of fucking course
Aaron Peterson
All girls have fat tits and treated as weak damsels.
Bentley Sanders
I truly love that this whole "Stay behind, girls. We MEN will handle this!" bullshit is coming from the most useless character in the entire series.
For real, this Not-Shadow motherfucker does approximately jack shit throughout.
Andrew Johnson
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Adam Hughes
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Oliver Rodriguez
Nobody listens to Yamcha the hedgehog!
Brody Smith
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William Hernandez
>Furry Squall
Wyatt Johnson
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Nathaniel Sullivan
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Nathaniel White
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Austin Kelly
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Matthew Nguyen
So like, what if in Wrath of Cotex, instead of Crunch, it was some Tiger chick named Tani? Yeah.
That's really all this arc boils down to. Also, kinda the Cell saga, but without the Androids. Fuck me, this is lame. Where's Heihachi already? Goddamn.
Ryan Cook
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Lucas Sanchez
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Christopher Evans
>Fighting while pregnant
I hope the baby dies
William Wilson
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Aiden Harris
>Sharingan
So when's bankai?
Brandon Howard
Y'know, it's one thing that literally everyone has a super form, it's entirely another that ALL of said super forms look completely stupid and hideously garish.
Seriously, want to show these to /fa/, and watch them go into a blood rage.
Brandon Reed
>Where's Heihachi already?
Are you /ourguy/?
Kayden Jackson
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