What if

Animals IRL suddenly become anthropomorphic? What effect would it have on society?

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More people would try to fuck them.

Would human-animal relationships be accepted or rejected by the majority? How would politics, religion, culture, etc. react to that?

i would be such a slut

all animals? only some species as a whole? only a few of each kind?

fucking specify

The world would become very, very strange. I think both Liberals and Conservatives would actually put their shit aside for once just to try to get a grasp on the lunacy. People wanting to have sex with them would just be the start of our problems, now you'd also have to come up with rights and legislation for them. Also, how intelligent/conscious would they be? would they just have human proportions or would their brains evolve as well? This has the potential to be an absolute nightmare that a thread on Sup Forums wouldn't even begin to scratch the surface of. I'm talking all out paradigm shift type stuff here. Who's to say they wouldn't try take over civilization? There are way too many unknowns here.

Mass panic and a lot of killing. The way anthro animals are typically drawn, they realistically wouldn't be able to speak human language and since having a humanoid form doesn't necessarily imply human intelligence, there would always be some doubt as to what level of sapience these new creatures would have.

In short, it would be less like a comedy show and more like an older Kamen Rider series.

>every bug in your house becomes sapient
Terrifying.

If they get human level intelligence, do they retain their previous memories and, if so, can they then process those memories like we can?
If so, many people have a new sapient best friend and/or waifu and a lot of farm animals will be coming for blood.

When are the new bojack episodes coming out?

The time will come, one of these days

That is unironically one of my worst nightmares.

>Every mouse on earth realizes they compete with humans and decides to cull us
>Every single ant goes on a genocidal mission to erase all non-ant life forms

would you start a relationship with fem bojack?

people are already insecure about interracial couples. They would more than likely hanged in public.
if we weren't aloud to hunt them, our meat would just dry up instantly.

Horses would make cuck porn

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The nice answer is we'd have some awkward years as people create legislation for clearly human beings with clearly human-level intelligence and the ability to speak. Edgelords in the thread saying they'd just be killed needlessly is fucking dumb.

The "realistic" answer is that adding a sudden influx of literally 20-30 maybe even more BILLION intelligent beings who now want jobs, homes, and so on have just totally destroyed any and all economies on Earth.

>people are already insecure about interracial couples. They would more than likely hanged in public.

This. Especially when considering factors like is humans and anthros can sexually reproduce, it would mark the end of the human species regardless of religion or race.

Not to mention anthros would look pretty damn freaky IRL. Look at say IDW TMNT where the anthros are usually drawn as much more "realistic" on average. They don't look that aesthetically pleasing to the eye.

Horses would find out about Bronies and rape them to death

Nah, we'd find a way to eat meat. Remember, chicken knows chicken.

Sudden rise in beastiality followed by disappointment because you've just created humanoid animals instead of anthro animals with sentience on par with humanity.

Most countries would condemn it, some may even start a mass genocide or war on the anthropomorphic creatures.

However, this would be different IF the citizens turned from humans to anthropomorphic animals instead. It would force a radical progressive movement in our governments and societies to be more accepting to the sudden existence of furries. There will still be a lot of discrimination and genocide may still happen, but it won't be as violent as animals becoming furries.

I would finally get laid

Think Planet of the Apes but with ALL animal species.

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>Every mouse on earth realizes they compete with humans and decides to cull us
I'd pay to see a planet of the apes- like series about mice vs men. I mean, the rodent is one of the few animals that can keep up with humanity's intellect, so it would be interesting to see how smart mice would cope.

kill them and eat their meat like a hardcore true barbarian.

>Think Planet of the Apes but with ALL animal species.

How come they never made a movie like that? All animals evolving or turning anthropomorphic. Guess it's too much work to detail so many ranging species even for a successful Hollywood studio.

If they're just going to be anthros but still mouse sized? They stand no chance. Unless they invent a shrink ray to even the odds against mankind.

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>Not to mention anthros would look pretty damn freaky IRL. Look at say IDW TMNT where the anthros are usually drawn as much more "realistic" on average. They don't look that aesthetically pleasing to the eye.

Look at Orangina commercials or comics like Autumnlands

Some species would look hideous but some would make the conversion pretty well.

Even if they were dumb as fuck beasts, humanoid shape means compatible organs means comfortable sex, so as soon as they discover they can fuck people they'll wander around rutting the first person they come across. Imagine a dog humping your leg or smelling your crotch but it's actually a 6 feet tall bastard.

Everyone is forced to become vegetarian, immediately. Meat is literally murder. Soybean futures go through the roof.

>The "realistic" answer is that adding a sudden influx of literally 20-30 maybe even more BILLION intelligent beings who now want jobs, homes, and so on have just totally destroyed any and all economies on Earth.

>want homes

Can you say biggest construction boom the world has ever seen?

Sooo many dick jokes...

Massive overpopulation, anarchy, mass culling of the anthropomorphized as they lack a unified or defining history and culture in contrast to humans.
All traits and identity are preformative in line context that lives and breathes human history.
No history - no culture - no identity - no personality

Unless the tomcat from brookln suddenly emerges with an understanding of the moonlanding and a bastardised entomology of the english language and other general spooks and memes then the question becomes what happens if over a billion cavemen appeared out of nowhere and all our dogs cats and birds are gone.

>lack a unified or defining history
He doesn't know about the emu's...

The short-lived TV Funhouse show from Comedy Central had Jesus being depicted as different animals (dog, cat, duck, lobster, etc.). Would something like that happen to religion?

What about the "Adam & Eve" and "human dominion over everything" stuff? Would anthro beings challenge those notions?

I get genuinely upset that the cat girls are level 4 on the furry scale instead of a far more pleasant 2-3.

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You know what this thread reminds me of? That Disney cartoon Teacher's Pet's first episode where the dog reveals himself to be anthropomorphic and intelligent to his human boy owner. The human boy tried to pull rank on the dog but it's no use. He literally consciously rebels saying it's his destiny to disobey the human boy.

And in the finale he dates the boy's mother and no I'm not making that up.

>rape
>Implying they wouldn't enjoy it

The fuck would we eat

GAS THE BEASTMEN
SPECIES WAR NOW

Probably rejected for awhile.

If it's fully sentient and can say "Yes I want to fuck" in a learnable language then who cares?

thanks for reminding me that bojack returns in about two months OP. Its probably my favourite show right now

We fucking starve to death
There's no way our agricultural systems would be able to take reverting to a completely vegetarian diet, especially to accommodate the sudden influx of sapient species we now need to provide for.

And what will happen to all the carnivorous dogs and cats of the world? We cant exactly feed them pigs anymore

Well, we'd probably start eating each other cause I doubt a wolf or even a cat would have any moral implications in killing to eat.

Human meat, when ingested by other humans, has a strange psychoactive effect and can cause brain damage or mental problems, even when eaten without knowledge that it is human.
The human body knows that it REALLY shouldnt be eating its own species

Do you even Endtown web comic?

Beans?
Crustaceans
Fish

Nuts
Berries
Plant based products
roots
fish

>My fur baby takes priority over you!
>animals show affection easily
>would they be clothed?
Yeah, if it's not out in the open, you would know everybody with a pet of the opposite sex would be fucking them. Gay would still be ostracized.

we already know what will happen, yiffing does not come without consequences:

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Let's say you live in an era where animals are anthropomorphic.

which would you date?

with fish we already will have the B12 so problem solved

Furries, furries everywhere.

all the rodent family, they are the cutest ones, also bun-buns, oh also mares because they have those muscle... vaginas...

Fox for me

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If anything, the fetish would just end up being normalized because it would be real.

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Livestock farms around the world pretty much stop happening. No eggs, no milk, no meat.

Farmworkers become terrified of their now sapient animals, refuse to work. Farming industry shuts down, although agrarian crops would still continue.

The other huge issue is cats and dogs, these are basically driven out of their homes, people refuse to believe that these 'walking creatures' were once their own pets. You now have packs roaming the street, looking for food after being shunted from their home. Police absolutely cannot deal with the numbers and basically do nothing.

A few days pass, most industry is completely shut down, everyone waits for the govt. To figure out a plan. Govt themselves wait for scientists to tell them wtf is happening, scientists say 'we ain't found shit'.

Rising food shortages cause the animals to go criminal, stealing from houses in packs and kicking out the owners before moving on. There's a few gunfights,that spiral out of control, a fee days pass and basically all hell breaks loose, everyone is starving. Who knows what would happen after that?

>Most meats would be banned
>People would try to fuck them
>Pets become slavery and starts debates
>/an/ is deleted or changed to stop shit flinging (i.e people talking about marrying dogs and we wuz wolfs n shit)

Rabbit, horse, cow or red panda. In that order of preference.

>Every single ant goes on a genocidal mission to erase all non-ant life forms
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holy shit they are more bio mass then we are already
This is not a war any more than there's a war between men and maggots... This is an extermination.

there wouldbe war. then whoever won would enslave the other

A lot of broken hearts when all the pets suddenly get to speak their mind about how they've been treated and what they really think of their owners

Has anyone mentioned the '90% of world die of stavation' yet?

>60 posts in
>No one has mentioned either Duncan the Wonder Dog or Animosity, two comics that deal with this exact situation.

Animosity's not quite as... philosophical as Duncan.

Including corals and sponges?

>animals become antros
>no toons
Boring

They'd be killed everywhere instantly except for California and New York.

I'd like to think there would be a massive race war between all the different animals cause it turns out they're super racists, meanwhile humanity just kinda steps back and watches it all unfold from afar.
I mean people are saying they would try and kill us, but wouldn't they also try and kill each other too? to be the dominant species

>Soybean
You mean seaweed.

A purely vegetarian diet can't obtain vitamin B12 through any source but a specific type of seaweed. If the whole world had to go strictly vegetarian you'd see a lot of malnutrition and a massive shift to farming untold quantities of seaweed

did that continue?

Fucking chaos that's what would happen. Humans can't even handle the fact we come in different colors imagine having to live with an anthro

Isn't this the same with Cows?

It's on issue 7 IIRC

>Animals IRL suddenly become anthropomorphic?
MY DOG IS A FUCKING LIAR

Duncan is good, but Animosity is nothing to write home about IMO

>fish
>crustaceans
do you not realize those are animals too?

Due to how biodiversity works I can assure you most of us will just end up with some kind of insect.

It's gonna be terraformars all over again

>be me, terrified of spiders
>end up with spider gf
Love is a mystery

This

Kill all the male anthros keep their sperm, mate with their females.

Pax Humania.

>using that stupid meme scale
>on Sup Forums

>not fucking the males too, specially the thin effeminate ones

plebeian

I made my own scale. Yes, but you misconstrued the meanings behind these.

Anthromorphic - Any animal with human characteristics, 'talking animals'. This can range from 'Lion King' esque animals known as 'ferals' or more humanoid characters such as 'Callie Briggs' and all in between. This does *not* apply to animals in media (cartoons/movies/books) that just act like animals.

Furry- Fan of 'Anthromorphic' cartoon characters/art, sometimes fursuits but most don't.

So yes, characters like Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny,Twilight Sparkle ect, all falls into this territory.

Man, imagine some of the weirder couples in such a world. I suppose it wouldn't be frowned upon, but rather a little odd.

Give me a couple(eg. Human & Cat) and I'll make an example.

both are wrong.

in practical terms a true scale of anthros would have two axis: one for stylization, with one end being absolute abstraction and another being absolute realism/naturalism, and the second axis indicating animal and human balance of traits, one end being absolute animal face, posture, and other physical traits amounting to simply an upright creature and the other being the archetypical "bitch in a halloween costume" kemomimi, pussycat, bunnygirl, vixen, etc.

I like tall chicks, so a horse.

Has it ever been addressed in Bojack if the humans and humanoid animals were always alongside each other, or if that's a recent development?

>"furry" tiers
>no toon tier
Every single time

We'd be so overpopulated all the humans and humanimals would be crushed to death within days.

>What effect would it have on society?
Furries would be considered bormal
Furries
Would be considered
Normal

Kevin Hart and a Siamese Cat

Dwayne Johnson and a French Poodle

Eddie Redmayne and a lioness

>BARBED
>HORSED
>KNOTTED
>JAVLIN'D

>Australia becomes the biggest warground the world has ever seen