Riddle me this!!

Riddle me this!!

What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?

anal

Trouble

Your mom.

Yu-Gi-Oh!

trouble, seems too easy though

A mousetrap. An insurance plan. A pit.

chinese fingertrap

I was gonna say my digits.

North Korea

Prison

a water tribe babe

A trap?

prison

Sup Forums

fpbp

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legit

A fandom

>Anonymous 07/26/17(Wed)00:02:55 No.94158061▶
>Riddle me this!!
>What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
What did he mean by this?

Debt

You guys need to think bigger!
Ugh if the Batman was here he would get it!

Marriage, but only if you're male.

I don't think prison is all that easy to get into though. First you have to do something sufficiently illegal, that takes some effort. Not like you can just go about your normal routine and get tossed in jail, much less the state pen. Speaking of jail, you also need to be arrested, processed, arraigned, deal with a public defender, take a plea bargain. That's a lot of steps. No man I think the answer to this is fall into a trap. You could be doing pretty much anything and get stuck in a trap, and it can be immediate. Like a cage or a net falling on you.

It's not a trap, Tripsler? Shit I really thought I got it. My bad. Are you sure it's not a trap?

The Gotham Opera House! The staggered arrival of the patrons and the orderly queues make getting in a matter of minutes, but with everyone crowding the lobby, trying to leave at the same time, it's a nightmare to get out. You almost had me fooled, but 'think bigger' obviously refers to the fact that the opera auditorium is the single most voluminous room in all of Gotham.

That's it! Riddler is planning on holding the orchestra hostage

Beat me to it

>go outside
>take kitchen knife with me
>stab someone in the face

wow SO hard to get into prison

Holy aria, Batman! It's almost time for the final curtain!

They wouldn't drive you straight to prison after that, user, this isn't a cartoon you know, they'd take you to booking first, there's this thing called due process.

you just said earlier you think prison isn't easy to get into

you didn't say it isn't easy to get into QUICKLY

and yes i did see all your steps listed until you get to prison, but those are still EASY, you stabbed a fucking guy in the face, then all you have to do is sit there like a retard until the judge sentences you

maybe spit in his face or call him a piece of shit (which also is easy as fuck) and voilà

Love

Sup Forums

Bed

A noose?

women's lingerie

Alcoholism

skinny jeans

No you need to make better riddles that don't have so many right answers

Ain't that the truth.

Seeing something fucked up by complete accident and trying to forget about it and then it makes you depressed about shitty things really are?

A marriage.

A rape accusation.

Marriage

A coffin old chum. Bats certainly got it.

A one-way box

The answer IS trouble, dicklick.

Trouble.

Going into a big forest without a map. Unless you burn the forest down.

If it's so easy, how come I'm not married?

A gym membership

Go back to bed, Alfred.

>and Hawkeye

Scientology.

Porn.

The military

Marriage.

ohio

A trap. Wink wink.

... big trouble?

Student loans. I wish I was dead

Just go into drug dealing.

Debt

No thanks. I saw Breaking Bad.

user, that's just make believe. It's not a crime if you don't get caught.

It's still a crime though. Also I'm against drugs ever since heroin took the universe's best metal singer.

Masturbating.

Was everyone else doing it wrong on purpose as a joke?
its clearly "a pickle"

A heroine addiction

Ah, Riddler...your shenanigans are usually worth a laugh, but this was just too easy.

"What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?"

I'll break it down simply: "Easy:" From the old saying "Easy-peasy Japanese-y" implies the solution is from the Far East...one letter from "Easy" by the way. Clever, Riddler.

Now, what in the far east was easy to enter, yet hard to extricate oneself from? Let's look at the word "Hard." First part of President Warren G. Harding's last name, usually named as one of our nation's worst presidents...not unlike a certain Richard Nixon, who bungled the Vietnam War, making it "hard" to win.

So the answer, Riddler, is obvious: Southeast Asia.

What's easy to get in to, but hard to get out of?
-A hole.

What's hard to get in to, but easy to get out of?
-A hole (the other kind).

Egad Batman! The entire region of Southeast Asia?!

Meth

A grave

prison

How does he do it?!

A pickle

Script

But what is the riddler going to do in southeast Asia Batman??

Sup Forums Sup Forums

A lease.

My my Bats that took you awhile.. I even fell asleep because you took so long. Congrats on solving it. Now if you excuse me I have to catch a flight to Southeast Asia. Expect a new riddle tomorrow at exactly NOON haha ..hahahaha toodle loo batman

...Sup Forums?

Death, is easy to die, but is very hard to come back from the death.

a prison or opiate addiction

Quicksand

what happened here

A car wreck
A cult
Columbia Record Club

See , but last step go for the spouse's neck