Hello, Sup Forums. This is for you

Hello, Sup Forums. This is for you.

not another fucking summons

...

>little man from the draft board

N-not again... it's been DAYS!

Uh... No habla english....

The fuck? A mailman bringing me mail?
What sorcery is this? Aren't you supposed to be walking old ladies, fetching groceries and mowing lawns instead?

put on some pants nigga

I kinda remember this but not from what

Daffy's trying to dodge the draft.

So, Sup Forums, what's his power level in terms of toon force? How does he stack up to Cecil Turtle or The Gremlin?

I can't be drafted if I'm DEAD

oh wait

This cartoon always makes me remember Looney Tunes are a lot older than I though.

>Back in the day you just got into the Army like that.

Lucky.

>as machine-gun fodder for beach landings
I'd send you back if I could.

Nevermind those two, this guy's almost Droopy tier

>almost
He haunted Daffy back when he was still daffy and chased him into hell.

Could be worse i suppose.

Not him, but please do. It has to be better than this non-life I currently waste oxygen with.

>That episode where Daffy tries to dodge the draft

Duck Dodgers in the 20th Century

Oh, would you look at the time! I've gotta head off to, um, burn my laundry!

heh

Guess he put one over on that little old man from the draft board, didn't he?

Well now I wouldn't say that...