What does Darkseid do on his downtime?

What is casual Darkseid like?
What are his favorite foods?
Does he even eat? Does he poop? What would a toilet on apokolypse even look like?
Does he have to do laundry? Does he brush his teeth?
He can't just stand there with his hands behind his back and look intimidating 24/7 can he?
These are the questions that plague my thoughts.

downtime? antilife equation aint gonna find itself broski

DARKSEID HAS NO DOWNTIME.
HE IS THE ROCK AND THE CHAIN AND THE LIGHTNING.
HE IS YOUR NEW GOD, NOW AND FOREVER
DARKSEID IS

He likes pastry and pottery.

What's his tax policy

He browses furniture stores.

He doesn't need one since he already owns the hearts,minds and souls of everyone on Apokalips.

can someone tell me what means that "darkseid is" line?

Draws rule34 foot fetish porn of anthropomorphic foodstuffs

It sounds wicked cool, so you have to say it or piss off

In the original Pact comic, Darkseid was around to see the discovery of the element needed for Metron's chair, and when Apokolips and New Genesis went to war Darkseid turned it into a technowar where he started lobbing metoers and suns at New Genisis using machines. He also schemed pretty hard, so Darkseid is probably a big fucking nerd.

Damn it, you are so stupid! Do I have to put on a puppet show here to make you understand?

I always imagined he just sits in a chair and chills. Now I'm convinced he shitposts on Sup Forums.

>Darkseid is probably a big fucking nerd
This. He just does math when not conquering stuff.

It's a reference to how the Biblical God refers to himself, the idea being that he is so powerful and all-encompasing that he cannot be defined by any outside factor, but solely by his own existence.

Of course he is, his first wife was the queen of nerds. That's why Heggra had her offed.

He searches for the comfiest chairs

he has his part-time job

I wanna see that, go on

He sits on comfy chairs. The only comfy chairs in all of Apokolips.

He watches porn, vide Superman and Barda.

>it's a "Darkseid sits on Swamp Thing" episode
Is there anything that villain won't sit on?

He pumps the Batmobile's tires.

>Does he even eat? Does he poop?
Guess not. He's a god, remember?

I can get behind on Darkseid being a huge nerd. Comfy chairs would definitely help him in being one.

DARKSEID DARES ALL!

>What would a toilet on apokolypse even look like?

Like a bidet, but instead of cleaning your asshole with water it cleans it with nuclear fire.

Darkseid does math when he is bored and likes to buy comfortable furniture. His favorite food are universes and yes, he can look intimidating 24/7.

that book his reading is good. very kampfy read

>That speech

He's so romantic. I like this Darkseid. Nowadays he's just dull. And I'm afraid that the dull Darkseid is gonna be the one featured in the movies and not this poetic son of a bitch who likes comfy couches and Mein Kampft.

That was a good issue senpai

Well, well! A big, muscle-bound nerd!

he's omnipresent

Try to find new things to imitate from Thanos.

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