You've been approached by Firaxis and 2K games to make an XCOM cartoon

You've been approached by Firaxis and 2K games to make an XCOM cartoon.

How do you do it?

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I dont, i sell the rights to dark horse so they can make a x-com comic and their spin off
>a one shot basee only on the snake aliens
Who wouldnt want that?

Go with XCOM 2, instead.

>Take a group of international youths
>Have them find their way into the "resistance" because teenagers love that rebellion tripe
>Make sure they're diverse, but they all have to be jingoistic caricatures
>have them win their freedom.jpg and fight ALIEN OPPRESSORS
>by their powers combined, they call upon the commander who leads them to victory ala Captain Planet
>replace your stupid asinine animal sidekick with a GREMLIN drone with a sassy personality

Will it include aliens being rocket fisted by robots? This is important.

Do the main characters miss a 99% hit chance almost every time?

Xcom 2's plot was fucking terrible. Your ideas belong in a garbage can.

There are simply too many adult themes in Xcom to make a good adaptation that would also be appropriate for the audience's age group. Shit you would see half the squaddies die on the first terror mission after half a season of building them up. And they wouldn't die in a nice gun fight either, they'd get melted by plasma, ass raped by cryssalids, turned into gibbering lunatics and traitors by sectoid commanders, or shot by their own teammates. That isn't even getting into what the Ayylmaos do to the civilians they abduct.

It's basically 30 minutes of the UFO defense intro every episode

I would make it about Marc Lecointe
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Basically the Xtacles vs Aliens.

xcom2's plot was fine.

Main character is a bald sweden chick named Gretta who can't hit an alien at point lank range.

Absolutely.

You'd need the SPARK C3PO to the Gremlin R2D2.

Season 1 introduces a colorful, likable bunch of badasses. The season 1 finale ends with them getting squadwiped, minus the comic relief Heavy who was in sick bay and the rookie they sent in his place, who blames himself for the failed mission and eventually seeks redemption as the Volunteer.

OP's plot indicates the new XCOM franchise, not the original.

real talk, anyone who thinks XCOM is a hard game needs to git gud

How would you deal with the commander as a characer? Shoot his scenes POV like in the games? A face-obscuring helmet and full-body clothes, with no dialogue?

>Intro starts
>IN A WORLD
>WHERE WALLS ARE MADE UP AND LINE OF SIGHT DOESN'T MATTER
>ALIENS ATTACK EARTH!
>BUT A BRAVE RESISTANCE FORCE MADE OUT OF TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD FIGHTS BACK!
>Bradford: X-COM, TO THE SKYRANGER!
>Cue a montage of soldiers gearing up for battle
>GUIDED BY THE WORLD'S GREATEST MINDS AND LED BY THEIR FEARLESS COMMANDER, THEY WON'T STOP UNTIL THE EVIL ALIENS ARE DEFEATED!
>Record scratch
>BUT FIRST...
>A battle montage, during which a rookie misses a point blank shot
>THEY MUST LEARN THAT A 9/10 CHANCE FAILS HALF THE TIME... FOR REASONS.
>THEY ARE
>X-COM!

the plot wasn't bad.

Two words
Snek Waifus

Is there a game like the start of XCOM but all the way through, without the middle bit where you get enough tech that every mission after becomes a pointless chore?

I would do something like Battlestar Galactica.

The main focus is on the commander and the intelligence team.

There would also be a a small team of soliders with plot armor doing the deeds.

And some key characters interacting between intelligence, soliders and engineering.

>there are people who haven't played Long war 2 with tuning mods
>there are people who haven't stacked hit %age on their snipers
>they haven't taken the talent that gives them back their action points if they kill a target
>they haven't played this while your sniper takes the high ground and mows down wave after wave of teleporting ADVENT and alien forces.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y70XddToyqY

Cartoon where Xcom is ISIS when?

I make a porn comic about a xcom 2 ayysnek trying to find love in a post xcom victory world.

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