Do UPS men really fuck men's wifes?

Do UPS men really fuck men's wifes?

All the time yes.

Sure, they'll fuck your wife. Sometimes get them pregnant. If they do, you can be sure they'll deliver the child.

Drones are going to take their jobs anyway

Then the drones will fuck your wife

And if you are not married, they fuck your pet or the garden gnome

Common porn scenario user.
Tho probably happened IRL a bunch of times.

decent looking 19 year old here. I worked at ups last year..
but I had to stock the trucks. I didn't get to directly deliver and duck people's wives

The majority of American housewives are hambeasts anyway.

well did you hear any stories?

"Maybe they can bring some cigarettes and Gatorade he's gonna be pretty wiped out. The FUCK."

God this fucking show.

Hahaha, get it? Get it?

Whatever keeps them at bay.

I work at UPS and I'm going to become a driver within the year, I haven't heard any stories of drivers sleeping with customers and that's probably because drivers have a strict schedule.

But my friend has said he has come across women opening the door wearing lingerie.

Was a jumper for the holiday season myself, the delivery schedule is really strick. It'd be nearly impossible to do it while on the clock. The driver didn't confirm or deny those stories, only said women on his route have proposition him more than once.

I had a middle aged woman do this twice, would invite me inside. Turned it down cause yeeesh. Always ordered box wine and other liquor. When she would answer the door, you can tell she was just short of plastered.

Sounds like fun

>work as a part time driver
>get put into routes of people who are out sick
>go to nice neighborhood
>package at a nice house needs a signature
>woman comes to the door with nothing but a robe on and titties out
>realizes im not the usual driver
>giggle and covers up then gives me a wink after signing
>get put on another route and never see her again

I never got to ask the guy if he was hitting that but I think there was something there for sure.

Was she hot?

>go in and fuck a housewife
>realize I've completely fucked my run
>get fired for being a mailman who can't fucking deliver the mail
it's a nice fantasy though.

>get chewed out
>have a stupid smirk on your face the whole time

>tell them why you're smirking
>they sue you for defaming the company
>don't tell them
>guaranteed firing for bad attitude and not meeting the schedule
just become a plumber if you want to get laid so bad

Just yours.