What comicbook character has the most totally absolutely rekt vagina?

What comicbook character has the most totally absolutely rekt vagina?


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Kitty and Domino have both been fucked by Colossus. It is cannon that Peter fucked Domino in his metal form. There is no way they don't have vaginas you can fit 3 hands in

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>It is cannon

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That witch or whatever that had sex with the Hulk.

>It is cannon that Peter fucked Domino in his metal form.
How?

His body doesn't have fluids when he is in metal form. He can't cum or have blood in his erect dick.

That being said look at the size of those condoms

Life finds a way

No, his iron-form cock is literally a cannon.

He uses a strap-on user

The whole rest of his body manages to function in metal form, why the fuck wouldn't his cock?

>Colossus is a big dude
>That must mean his cock is gigantic.

Why would you need condoms on a literal radioactive pussy?
Guess better safe than sorry

Wait... is that... real? Open condoms in an Avengers book?

Also, wtf, those are big as his palms or something. Jesus, does the guy have a legit monstercock?

Kitty can just turn intangible if it gets too rough though.

I thought he didn't have any junk. Did he lie to Rockslide for solidarity?

He might not be able to cum when in metal form, but his dick still exists. A strap-on can't cum either, so what's the difference?

...

I just realized that Hopeless threw in huge condoms in both the first and last issues of Arena. Mettle has them in the first there and Arcade has some in his room as he uploads the Arena footage to the internet in the last issue. He also wrote the series in which Colossus hooked up with Domino.

What's up with Hopeless and giant-size man-things?

Wait... Arcade has a Huge Dong? Arcade... of all people?

What can I say? The man's got a killer erector set, if you know what I mean. I mean he could kill you with an erector set and he's got a big dick to boot.

HAHA, DOUBLE ENTENDRE!!

Wasn't Colossus also with Rogue for a while?

I'm definitely editing this down to the second panel.

he told rockslide he still had his

Is she saying he only lasted ten seconds? If that's true, even from a guy's pov, that's sad. I know some of us are about getting ours, but still.

Its hilarious theres a follow up pic of that

Clara de Noche, you pinheaded capeboy.

How does his cock not grow in metal form?

Well he was a teenager, probably his first time.

Colossus was barely a pitstop for domino.

probably means her orgasm

her orgasm lasted 10 seconds?

Wasn't Ultimate Pietr a big chrome cock sucker? Was that just the test run for big gay Iceman?

More like an excuse for Benis to make Kitty Pryde Spider-man's waifu.

What is worse is they made Jubilee part of fucking Alpha Flight

Someones projecting.

I seriously doubt that even I can take that cock.
And I use large to xl dragon dildos.

Tfw 10 seconds is your average. Kill me Sup Forums.

Every other part of his body gets bigger when he goes into metal form plus a metal dick would have zero forgiveness

Pixie knows what's going to happen next.

BLUE BOARD

STEELED

SLAVED

SQUATTED

VODKAED

THRUST VECTORED