GABBAGOOL, HES A FAAAAAAAAGG EDITION

Hey faggots get in here. Its a Soprano thread.

Is the Sopranos a black comedy or a gangster drama?

I think its a contemporary modern day tale of an Italian guy and his gabbagool.

let me hear you say it 'what's up vito'

'what's up Vito?'

"Did you know that fat cock sucker says I look like the shah of Iran?."

He's a faaaaaag

GARMELLA :-DD

THOSE GODDAMN DEAL A MEAL CHAAARDS?

The biggest pleb filter for this show is asking whether or not AJ and Janice are good characters. Brainlets instantly revolt and cry about what a bitch Janice is or what a crybaby AJ is while patricians recognize their flaws are what makes them so good.

I watched Mickey Blue Eyes the other day. Vito, Puss, Paulie, Artie Bucco, and fucking Janice of all people show up in it. Would recommend to all my fellow Gaba-Ghouls.

Was there a more innocent girl in the entire series?

If she wasn't so stupid, yes, she'd be innocent. She fucked up Tony's relationship with Gloria and Carmella

i just finished watching the johnny cakes episode

She wasn't innocent. She tried to trap Tony to talk when her cousin was missing a leg, hooked up with an old guy for money and to piss Tony off, then dumped him after Tony kicked his ass... then ruined Tonys marraige out of spite.

She's pretty typical actually haha.

I don't think she actually fucked up the relationship with Gloria (slashing the tires) Gloria was just a psycho. As for Carm you bring up a good point but I put that more on Tony desu. She just wanted Canoli...

>literally have the most retarded and tryhard opinion at an attempt to seem patrician through sheer contrarianism

I think gloria did that to her own tires and then started shit. Gloria was on another level.

>They're bad characters because I don't like them as people.
You are proving my point lol

AJ served his purpose well and was well acted. Same with Janice. The show wouldn't be the same without them. They are still fun to hate though.

>theyre good characters because they are bad people

Hahah gaba-ghouls thats good i had thought of that one but never posted it i wanna make a halloween costume where its like a ghost wrapped in butcher paper that says gabagool on it get it a gaba_ghoul

Does anyone have family exactly like AJ and/or Janice? It takes hating them to a whole new level.

>AJ served his purpose well and was well acted

I think a lot of people hate AJ because he reminds them of themselves as kids in the 90s. Full of shit. Spoiled in a generation of spoiled.

Janice just reminds me of women in general.. the whole show nailed women and how they act so perfectly. Men too for that matter.

>ajs purpose was to let boomers make fun of millennials and its awesome

MEESUS SOPRANOS....

The Soypranos

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If you thought AJ was a bad character you didn't "get" Sopranos.

What the FUCK was his problem?

i probably first "got" the sopranos while you were still watching anime

He's right though, pleb.

keep trying
youre not a patrician because you like some character that objectively shit

>objectively shit
Just when I thought you were done digging that hole you're in...

Who let's brainlets like you watch television in the first place?

well im going to go eat dinner with my sister and her daughters instead of sitting here arguing with a manchild
im going to pay for their meals because im not some idiot who sits around all day talking about shit characters on an otherwise great television show
you can sit there and think whatever retarded idea you want
it doesnt matter, i just wanted to let you know that your opinion is shit

>it's a junior episode

you're supposed to dislike them. and if it's written well enough you're supposed to revolt & cry.

Why was Bobby beating Tony in the fistfight never touched upon again? It seemed like a big deal to me

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Because I doubt Tony wanted anyone knowing that happened, and Bobby knew that if Tony wasn't going to have him killed, he was going to be on thin ice for the rest of his life. So they were both quiet about it.

Yeah that's how I interpreted it

>im going to pay for their meals
>rolling your lardwagon through the drive thru is supposed to be impressive

NOW YOU'RE GOING ON SANTA'S LIST AND YOU GET NUTHIN

FUCK YOU SANTA!

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BUT THE ECONOMY

Mmboy are you fat

Sopranos thread? OVER EER

if you are born after 1980, you are still a millenial desu

I will never forgive Tony for what he did to Tony B. The dude just wanted to go straight, but Tony pressured him into coming back and ended up being killed for it. By Tony, nonetheless.

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Tony b was the biggest shithead of the bunch. Unironically the biggest fuck up. He went off the reservation TWICE and pissed off NY so bad it caused problems for Tony for the rest of the show. Even Chrissy, the second biggest fuck up was loyle when it counted.

>and pissed off NY so bad it caused problems for Tony
That wouldn't have happened had Tony let B be a masseuse

He was happy to let him be a masseuse. Tony B asked to get back in after fucking up an awesome opportunity with based Kim.
>Gets a chance to own massage parlor
>Punches partner in the face
>Gets a chance to be Tony's number 2
>Kills two NY made guys on Johnny Sac's side of the family.

That blue eyed prick.

Kim's idea of partnership was making Tony B do literally all of the work. That's not really what a partnership entails.

SO, PARTNAH

WE OPEN IN TREE DAY!

He paid for everything and was still willing to make Tony B an owner. That's pretty generous lol.

HE'S A FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLIN COCKSUCKER WHO SHOULD FUCKIN DIE!

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Can't it be both?

SHE WAS A BEAUTIFUL INNOCENT PUERTO RICAN WHORE

It is both. Season 1 was definitely aimed at more of a drama, but everything after was a mesh of drama and black comedy. And it was perfect.

>I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggots ass

is there any character more savage?

those ducks were FBI plants

>Suck our cocks?
>She any good?
>What am I askin you for, you probably taught her how

I simply can't hate Phil after such an amazing scene.

>MRS BOUVIER
>HE'S KILLED TEN CZECHOSLOVAKIANS MRS BOUVIER

Soprano subliminal messaging

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One of the hardest times I laughed during The Sopranos

No nigger kikes allowed

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my fucking people. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, THEY PULL ME RIHT BACK IN

NOW WHERES THE GABAGOOL??

>teleports behind you
>nothing personal kid

Just a reminder that you can never be a MAN'S MAN if you don't read this book

no I mean an ACTUAL FUCKING CAKE

well Vito was always a come from behind kinda guy

>the whole show nailed women and how they act so perfectly
I didn't like Carmella's character because she was just written TOO perfect. Like she was smart, good looking, didn't really need Tony, and everything she did was right all the time.

'youre fucking with the Vipers, asshole!'

this book is absolutely based
rip frank

It handled both with such depth that we're still talking about it now

I wuz leonardo

>tv will never be this good again

>Didn't really need Tony
That's exactly what her spec house was all about. Needing Tony

Our true enemy
Has yet
To reveal himself

>members only
>mafia

get it?

'watch it chrissy'

Didn't one of them say

"Laquisha tryna get me to pay child support" or something like that?

is this copypasta?

>your brother Billy. whatever happened there.

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?

Yes sir
"Don't say jack shit to Kaesha about this or she be haunting my ass for that child support"

Imagine putting your dick in this fatass.

you're just chillin in school and this kid shits on your lunch what do

would you have kept it?

Sil: Yeah, about Little Vito, Marie said he ate some shit out of the catbox or something ... ?
Tony: No, he TOOK a shit.
Sil: Glad we cleared that up.

Wait, the same Kaisha Chrissy was banging? Allegedly?

Lol what are some of the great insights only heard of it because O&A shat all over it. would link it because it's funny but youtube took the audio

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