Iron Man

>Iron Man
>His suit isn't made of iron

>The Mandarin
>Isn't an orange

>Plastic Man
>Not made of plastic

>Spider-man
>not a spider
>actually a boy

>Brotherhood of Evil
>has female members

Plastic can mean pliable though, so the name still works

>Ex-Men
>Never were men

>the Vulture
>is a scavenger of high tech equipment

>Batman

>his suit isn't made of bat

>Batman jumps off of buildings
>Daredevil is blind

>Martian Manhunter
>doesn't hunt man

should really be Plasticity Man then

>Batman
Who you should be thinking ofGhost Rider instead.

>Daredevil
>doesn't have a flaming motorcycle

>Robin
>isnt actually a bird

>actually a boy
>28 years old

made me think user

>Saturn Girl
>isn't from Saturn

Really? Idk LOSH

>Billy Batson
>Not Batman's son

>Rom
>has nothing to do with computers

>Lauren Faust
>Does not own a poodle

>Captain Marvel
>wasnt a lieutenant before being a captain

>Harley Quinn
>Wasn't born with the harlequin disease

>Spider-man
>his wall crawling isn't done with scopulae
>the original version of his web-slinging was an invention completely unrelated to the radioactive spider bite
>danger sense powers, which has nothing to do with arachnids at all

>Deathstroke
>isn't dead from a stoke