What if Bane and Steven switched places?

What if Bane and Steven switched places?

Well, whatever else, CIA would still find a big guy.

choose between pearl and amethyst to replace spencer

Some shitposter is gonna say that Steven's gonna cry or some shit like that, so I'll say it for them.

>Please let me break you Mr. Batman?

Honestly Steven in the DCU would be the perfect sidekick for Wonder Woman.

that sounds really fun actually

>why are you crying?
>we're out of ice cream!
>*fart*

Source?

If Bane is the result of Rose fucking Greg in this AU, what did Rose look like before Bane was born?

In this AU Homeworld starts their return to Earth just a bit earlier, while Bane Universe is an infant. CGs+Steven are scanned by the Red Eye and all captured easily. Bane is sentenced to pay for his mothers crimes, and raised in a Homeworld prison. Eventually he learns of the great hero rebel 'Captain Lars', and, after breaking out of prison, sets himself to proving his superiority by Breaking the Bingo-Bongo.

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Deathstroke kills steven for being a faggot. Bane breaks lars in half for being a fag

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Tell me about Steven, why does he eat the cookie cats!

He's an effeminate guy.

For you.

A lot of crying for a hybrid "warrior"

not sure what issue but the series is Secret Six

THE FLIGHT PLAN I LISTED WITH THE AGENCY INCLUDES ME, GARNET, AMETHYST, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY UNSHATTERED

>If I pull that off, will you die?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a guy of varying size.

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Close to Jasper but even bigger and more muscular

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>you are petite, with little significant muscle mass
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Tell me about Steven, why does he wear the gem?