Marvel Comics will never make gratuitously half-naked women ever again

>Marvel Comics will never make gratuitously half-naked women ever again.

Good

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Maybe marvel going to make a swim suit episode. And allow all the marvel girls to be half naked and drawn by cho.

It looks silly and makes the characters hard to take serious

>paying for porn
Loser.

If you had a dick, you'd understand

Nigga this is superhero comics, we're not meant to take most of it seriously.

It's fine, Marvel will be dead to the people that truely made it matter within a few years, let the casuals have the burnt mangled remains.

>Lol, you are just a clone and all your memories are fake and your husband left you and your kid for the original version

What was the point of this?

To show what an asshole Cyclops could be

>hard to take serious
Motherfucker these are comicbooks. Seriousness is not important.

I always had more of a thing for woman in armor rather than woman in bikini anyway.

Skimpy armor

> we have the internet now

Yeah i think this is a fair trade-off

I wouldn't say "Never" again, but it'll probably be a while.

Tell that to Batfags.

You can see photographs and illustrations of women in various states of undress by going to fucking DeviantArt. Why do you need comics to be overrun with them?

I don't mind a good bit of cheesecake. I ask for it every so often in the drawthreads, and I love the Big Tits edit threads. But if there is no worthwhile reason for a female character's costume to show off half her body - nothing related to her character or the story which she inhabits that justifies a sleazy costume - I see no reason why she should be wearing such a costume beyond cheap titilation meant as a disguise for poor writing.

Considering Kite Man is becoming the hit new character, I don't think a lot of Batfags take them too seriously either

I think they still do cheesecake covers man.

You can have a dick and still see and object to being pandered and talked down to.

Also wide-release comic books are and have always been for the lower classed and underprivilged, which in 2017, really isn't straight white men. In fact, pandering exclusively to them is the reason the industry is less than half it was 20 years ago.

But since we're getting the poor writing anyway...

They occasionally let it slip.

They were planning to make a Swimsuit episode and fun fact... They only drew dudes in it.

So you are saying that pandering to Tumblr is also bad too because pandering to straight dudes is bad.
Also
>ITS THE CURRENT YEAR

Not an excuse.

Also what the fuck is this thing being pandering to only straight white men? Have you seen Mexican comics? Or how Brazilian artists draw their female characters (pic related)? Or how black men prefer their female characters THICC?

Why does everyone assume that only white men appreciate this?

>You can see photographs and illustrations of women in various states of undress by going to fucking DeviantArt. Why do you need comics to be overrun with them?
This is such a shitty argument that people continuously use, "Why does there need to be half naked women in everything, just go use the internet"

Just because you can easily access this stuff online doesn't mean it should be completely stripped away from everything else.

What the hell is the point of shoving them into every frame of a comic book? (Other than pandering to existing fanboys, that is.) I'm not saying "NO CHEESECAKE ANYWHERE", I'm saying there should be something more to a female character than her tits and her ass being shown off in vacuum-sealed spandex.

That's different. Literally every other medium can enjoy gratuitous sexuality BUT comics. because they desperately want to court any other audience and think acting "mature" is the only way to do it and they do it every generation since at least the 90s. They're basically that dweeby kid in school who tries hard to reinvent himself and distance himself from everything and one that he thought made him uncool. But misses the point entirely and every one still sees him as the same person.

That's rarely ever been the case though. Only people who don't read comics think it's that overdone.

>I'm saying there should be something more to a female character than her tits and her ass being shown off in vacuum-sealed spandex.
There should, unfortunately marvel has no clue how to do this, clearly shown by making half their female characters unlikable and giving them terrible redesigns scaring off the people who have been proven to actually buy their products.

This is great bait.

Also we all know poor people can't read.

>jerking off to dagger
might as well jerk off to Jerry's mom fucking that black guy

I bet you think Superman needs an armored battle suit with Tron lines to be taken seriously, too.
Same here.

Well, that, and never branching out beyond capeshit. I mean, fuck, I'd love to read Western comics that aren't licensed bullshit or capeshit, but NOOOOOOOOOO, we can't have that.

>literally every other medium
Have you seen what they done to gaming? Though to be fair, its more or less the same perception of audience they have for comics.

What is wrong with Dagger, user?

Except he just received a tragic backstory that batfags will use to make him serious

christ just look up porn if you're that desperate

here's a pic of TJ in the Maddie costume from an upcoming issue of X-Men Blue.

obviously we don't know what colorist will do yet, but it's better than the sharpie edit job they did to Goblin Queen's costume in X-Tinction Agenda Secret Wars mini.

>Kite Man
>tragic backstory
Oh god, I can only imagine...

Billy was an ordinary boy, out at the park flying kites with his loving mother and her boyfriend Ted who Billy was on good terms with. It was a idyllic day until a rogue thunderstorm road in across the plains, a bolt of lightning struck the earth taking the lives of Billy's mother, and Ted, all that remained was Billy and his kites. Grief stricken, and alone, on that day Billy decided to become one with his Kites, and ride the wind, searching for the storm that killed his Mother, and some guy named Ted

On that day, he became KITE MAN!

So TJ is a drag queen yes?

Porn is fake as hell and very unappealing.

Close, his son and him liked flying kites, but then he got involved with the Joker and the Riddler, which made the Riddler kill his son after Batman forced him to spy on Riddler and Joker
Kiteman says hell yeah because his son said it and who feared he'd go to hell by saying it, so now he says it so he can go to hell and see his son

>Kiteman says hell yeah because his son said it and who feared he'd go to hell by saying it, so now he says it so he can go to hell and see his son
wow thats sad

I think it's more sad that it's Batman's fault in the first place, yet he still hasn't felt any repercussions for it

We need realism in our comics.

So why don't all these people just become cops with standard uniforms if they want to be heroes?

Because it's fantasssssyy.

>What is image comics?

but they make me seriously hard

>Also wide-release comic books are and have always been for the lower classed and underprivilged, which in 2017, really isn't straight white men.

>keeps raising prices

Oh wait this is bait

I think I can be ok with skin tight suits and occasional cleavage.
I have a bigger problem with Marvel cutting off all the girls' long hair into short ugly as shit hair cuts

I'm glad.

This. No one wants to have a boner 24/7. Comics shouldn't be set to ecchi all the time.

Sorry about your peens, fellas. Hopefully you can recover

>Ha, ha, silly boys
>The thread

He's not a horny teenager?

Dont see a problem with that. I read hero comics for heros and not sluts in stripper boots. watch porn if you want porn

>This whole thread
The tier list goes
>Well Designed impractical ornate armor>typical heroine skin tight suits>sexy bikini>drab practical armor
Beyond tiering S-Class: Impractical ornate bikini armor

Thanks for your opinions, user.

What about wearing a bondage suit with belts and chains that restrict movement?

The fuck is this?

Early 2000 Emma Frost costume.

How restricted are we talking?

I just love how it looks.
>"I'm going to get fucked by some fat slob aren't I?"

Women like cheesecake just as much as men. Why do you think the biggest buyers of Tarot and Sunstone are women? Also, there are plenty of women who like to draw nude women, or cheesecake

The fuck... I thought X-men and mutants were still allowed to get away with attractive women, and you know, breasts...

Did Marvel start caring about muties again?

No see you need a dick AND balls.

Nah, it's just that the last time they tried to put Maddie in her actual outfit, tumblr threw a shit fit and Marvel felt pressured to change it to remove the underboob.

An X made from cheesecake.

I agree on the silly part but
>taking stuff in comics seriously

the key is to get women to draw cheesecake then

Gaming doesn't even go as far as comics do. Most of the feminist friendly games flopped so studios have stopped giving a shit again. Only the worst lame asses that are the last to get the memo like E.A and Activision are still on the sjw train. Even Ubisoft has stopped at this point. Their trailer for beyond good evil 2 was filled with cheesecake. Major studios like CDprojectred and Billizard continued to ignore complaints from feminists and produce cheesecake too. So I'd have to say comic books are the worst of the bunch.

Marvel likes money so they're slowly rolling back on the whole no cheesecake policy, so you still see it on variant covers

He's a casual that thinks Cloak and her are an item

>Marvel Comics will never make gratuitously half-naked women ever again.

Emma Frost hasn't been killed off yet, so there's still a chance they will.

In order for comics to survive the small existence that they have, comics have to appeal to kids. Kids are the new blood that will keep comic books existing.

Appealing to virginal men in their 20s and 30s that just want to see cheesecake in comics is not profitable or sustainable. The internet offers a huge amount of cheesecake fanart for these people. Go look at that shit and stop whining about Disney and TimeWarner not making fap material for grown men.

What IS Image Comics?

so there should be more gratuitous nudity in Batman comics? Good idea.....

>teens don't like cheesecake
uh..user were you born yesterday?

>but they make me seriously hard

The internet is like 90% shit for masturbation. Go look at that or fill out a OKcupid profile.

Are you implying that 13 year old boys don't like cheesecake ? Yeah he's the one that's out of touch. Going by the YouTube channels kids are actual watching. The sjw crap is even less popular with them. It's basically the equivalent of bible fumping in the 80s and 90s. Their kids probably have them more then the 30 year old man children do. It just shows how incredibly out of touch and isolated media is in general now.

Not that guy, but it often looks really dumb?

I don't mind it in certain instances, like in pulp fantasy. But the vast majority of almost-naked designs in cape comics are just cringeworthy dross.

I'm for it.

But a character dressing up as a bat because a bat crashed into his window when he was talking to himself, sorry I mean his dad, is very easy to take seriously.

Eh, if you have to make your character actually naked in order to make them sexy, you're a bad character designer. Look at all the premium waifus in games and comics and animu - they're rarely ever that skimpily dressed, they have actual sexy designs instead.

>20-something virgins defending cheesecake comics by saying teenagers like it too

You are not getting my point. You don't keep a teen reader by publishing cheesecake. He whacks off and then forgets the comic because there is an ocean of fap material on the internet.

Just because you masturbated to comics as a teen and kept doing it doesnt mean all teen guys did the same. A lot of those teens got girlfriends and got a life and forgot those comics. That is why selling/publishing cheesecake is stupid on a business level. You lose readers. The point of a business is to gain readers, and you only alienate kids, especially young girls, by publishing pandering cheesecake.

You delusional. And not everything cheesecake is just for masterbation and then done with it. People read it, like the look of the women and keep going because of story and characters. Rogue is liked so much because she is hot enough to get people to continue reading her books.

Sex sells, why do you think all advertisements are unbelievably attractive women and men? CAUSE IT SELLS YOU RETARD! So back to your SJW tumblr

And you aren't getting my point. This antisex crap is not popular among kids and girls have no problem with cheesecake. It's the equivalent of fundamentalism from the 80s and 90s. Liberal identity politics are on the last leg. Kids have always liked Cheesecake just because some 30 something went children writing articles say they don't doesn't make it true. It's utter nonsense.

Just passing through and saw this. You're really stupid if you believe that. Like just plain dumb.

First of all, what does cheesecake mean?

Olympic athletes dont wear a lot of clothes, and characters with superhuman strength and durability dont need tactical kevlar inspired clothing

Madelyne was a demonic queen, giving her extremely sexualizef fetish clothes makes sense because of her "sinful" nature

You're really stupid if you believe little girls give a shit about sexy women and that little boys don't like cheesecake. Like just plain dumb.

Go outside and look at any magazine cover, it's all over sexed people.

If that's supposed to be bad in the now pussified Marvel, why Would''t they? Villains like the Goblin Queen maintaining skimpy outfits would push their PC agenda.

Well, the reason why the sales are down, when appealing to straight, white men, is because there's a white genocide.

We've actively been demonised for my entire life, and I've seen a lot of friends just opt out of society. White people ain't having kids and have lost all hope and don't really have hobbies or much money these days.

So technically you're right, so yes I do agree with your comment that we are in danger of completely losing our identity due to mass migration across the western world.

Just asymilate harder

>implying she has never fucked cloak
>reading cloak and dagger

Every time I see a post like this, I vote for a republican.
I voted Trump because of posts like this.

/co has a darker sense of humour than I thought.

So you're saying the demographics have shifted so much the other way now, that WHITES have to assimilate into this homogeneous, brown SJW culture.

Very droll.

>being proud of being a casual
>fantasizes about Cloak and Dagger fucking

I don't like looking at retarded costumes like that if I've already fapped for the day.

You see obvious bait and have it effect your voting? Jesus christ