Let's say Fred Flintstone was real

Let's say Fred Flintstone was real.

What if he insisted that you were Wilma and forced you to go home with him?

Even worse, the real Wilma would be indifferent to this and let Fred do what he wants to you.

I'd eat his pebbles.

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So, you're question is basically, "What if I was raped?"

Well, I mean it's Fred Flintstone making you go home with him. What ever happens, happens.

You can escape when Dino dry humps Fred.

Well I'd expect to be married, and I'd want 2.5 kids, and a 2 story house (on the West side). He'd also have to find a well-paying job, because I know he wouldn't expect me to work. And he better not use the excuse "Oh I'm a caveman, I don't belong in 'this time.'" Uh-uh. I ain't having that. And also, he'd have to brush his hair.

This is the stupidest thread that has been made on Sup Forums in a long time. And that's saying something.

Better than Sup Forums, movie, and twitter bait threads.

I'd be broken in half by caveman cock pretty much

Nope. This is worse.

"How would you feel getting kidnapled and raped by Fred Flintstone" is worse.

We lost a good thread so OP could ask this stupid question.

I would drop a bowling ball on his head and turn him into a non-rapist

God damn. That's exactly what I was going to say. Almost word for word.

Well OP in your pigeon hole scenario I guess we're all getting raped

GRAND DAD

why

why would you think this

FLEENSTONES?

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Yabba Dabba Don't

He's a caveman, I'll show him some technology to convince him I'm some kind of space wizard and get him to fuck off.

Ate too many pebbles.

Say "it's a living" and then everybody laughs