Good with kids edition
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What is she, /swco/?
>darth.wikia.com
>Chopper, Little Known Fact: His previous job was a porn star for "Reality Kings", "WatchMyTwilek", "Droid Sex Party", and "Live Nude Hutts, Unite!", recording his female colleagues for...uh..."entertainment"
>This Twilek is the hotshot pilot of the rebel team, and is an ex-stripper from Nar Shadada who was addicted to various forms of Spice. (She is such a bland character, isn't she?)
>Sabine Wren is a 15 year old girl who wears Mandalorian Armor that she stole from the dead body of a real Mandalorian warrior, she is also addicted to huffing spray paint. She thinks she is a badass of some sort, but really all she does is kill her brain cells by getting high on paint fumes, and spray paint other peoples property, making those people have to pay large amounts of money to have her vandalism removed. She also likes to bomb Imperial property for some reason. Also apparently able to move and jump around like Spider-Man even though she has no Force skills whatsoever.
>Did you know that Disney once said that there are no breaches of Continuity in their Universe... So why does Ahsoka not look like the same person? Dave Filoni would never give a damn about the Continuity of other peoples creations, and it's obvious that he sure as hell doesnt care about the Continuity for his own creations...
>(WARNING FANDALORIAN RAGE)
>(Yes because that is just what we need more raping of the Mandalorian culture at the hands of the Certified Destroyer of Continuity and Franchises...As if it wasn't bad enough that they are now pansy smelling pacifist fa**ots we now learn that they bow to the wishes of the Empire)
Twi'lek master race
STOP BULLYING HIM
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What do you guys think about this?
He made some good points.
Sure. You keep thinking that while you're doing exotic dences for Hutts, tailhead.
Kanan Jarrus is an ex-Jedi who was only trained up to Padawan level, mainly because of Order 66. Kanan was trained by a hologram of Depa Billaba, because at the time she was in a coma (See Shatterpoint). Kanan was not a very good student and he would most likely have never graduated to the rank of Jedi Knight. Also his real name is Caleb Dume... Which is code for Dumb.
>>I'm slowly starting to hate this kid
Ezra is Aladdin!
Ezra Bridger is one of the main protagonists in Rebels, who also happens to be the reincarnation of Aladdin from the Disney movie: "Aladdin". In Rebels, this kid lives on the street because his parents were stupid and tried to rebel against the Empire, so they were taken away and most likely dealt with. Ezra is angry at the Empire because of it. For some reason, Ezra can use the Force. His ability to use the Force is minimal, and if he had lived in the days of the Republic he would have most likely not been accepted into the Jedi Order.
>>I hate him now.
Mirialan master race
Kylo a cute!
>The comfy grandpa Tarkin got adapted
This is fantastic
>Did you know that Disney once said that there are no breaches of Continuity in their Universe... So why does Ahsoka not look like the same person?
Oh god what is a force vision? I guess they're also mad that Vader didn't turn out to be Luke-in-a-suit like he was in the Dagobah cave.
Honestly I'm lukewarm on Sabine. She's not my favourite character, but I certainly don't think she's the one with the most writing problems on the show (see:Zeb). But the amount of delicious rage and assblastedly rabid backlash-tears she gets from certain types of people actually makes me like her a little more. She's virtually walking bait.
>pixie cut
CUTE!
a race of pedos
If I lived on a planet like Ryloth I'd also leap at the chance to get off of it, even if it does mean I have to dress sluttily for a decade in service to an oogly space-slug.
That's my fetish, though...
What uh, what do you think a porg tastes like?
I bet its really fatty, like duck.
I bet they're like fish, or seal (never had seal but I assume its got a bunch of blubber).
I bet Luke knows.
It's okay, user. It's mine, too.
As is talking down to those dirty, filthy twi'leks for it.
While the majority of his points were correct, the uploader is still a huge faggot and possibly one of the worst fans I have ever heard of.
Also stop posting it here and giving him views.
I wouldn't mind as long as it is only the females who are after the young boys.
>no one even mentions the edition
come on, I made it easy for you all
she Know he will be alone ..
I know who is good with kids as well.
You happy now?
>tumblr
Well color me suprised. Ezra/Sabine is such a tumblr-couple from a tumblr-fantasy.
>awkward artist girl with dyed hair like a lunatic and next to no social skills gets her prince charming.
In reality a bad girl like SS comes along and fucks Ezra while Sabine is crying in some corner and stuffing her face with space ice cream
you watch too much Hentai
Wilhuff is a dumb name.
As if Orson Callan Krennic is any better, you dumb lexie
Shut the fuck up, Tarkin. I have - I mean Krennic has a great name.
Movies and cartoons list for the next decade:
2018-SW Cartoon set before TFA
2020-Boba Fett movie
2021-Kenobi movie
2022-Yoda movie
2023-The last red wings-starring Sebastian Stan as young Luke Skywalker,set after ROTJ
2024-animated movie,prequel film
2025-The old Republic trilogy starts. Part 1
2026-no movie,cartoon
2027-part 2
2028-cartoon
2029-part 3
2030-Nihilus a Star Wars story
2031-Revan part 1
2032-Kotor 1
2033-Revan part 2
2034-Kotor 2
2035- Darth Vader a star wars story
2036-Kotor 3
2037-Grievous a Star Wars story,animated movie
2038-KotfE(Knights of the Fallen Empire)
2039- no movie
2040 KotfE 2
Krennic, your deathtroopers told us all about how you cried in the bathroom about Galen
Why do you keep posting this fanfiction?
Fuck,Mary,Kill,Sex Slave.You have to choose:
-Kylo Ren
-Rey
-Jabba the Hutt
-General Grievous
Fuck-Grievous
Mary-Jabba
Kill-Kylo
Sex Slave-Rey
>Grievous a Star Wars story,animated movie
>animated movie
butt why
>next decade
>lists next two decades
People will forgot about the existence of the Prequels and of George Lucas
You're just jealous you weren't invited to hat day
Oh he was invited, they just left 'Hat Day' out of the invitation, making the experience all the more awkward and humiliating.
So,who loves me?
I do.
I love you and Kylo!
Well, I certainly lust you.
You have to ask?
>pls come back
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>You're at the cantina dancing with your girl when this guy comes up and slaps your ass.
What do /swco/?
>The Arrowhead
>The Arrowhead
>The Arrowhead
>....It's only a model.
I kek'd a little
Fuck her. Then I go with Sheev and Quintessa to the night club.
He probably showed up without invitation and that's what he gets
You are so fake.
I do. Who wants to get Daisy drunk? Are you guys in?
Source on the image?
>the joke
>you
I'd want to show her the ways of the force. If you know what I mean.
Lost Stars Manga adaptation
>her
fuck him and my girl AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
>Sabine is crying in some corner and stuffing her face with space ice cream
I want some hot Rey's.
Is it bad that I think Hayden was acting better than Daisy? I mean he had horrible lines because of George.
the OP is missing two things that released today - Forces of Destiny Daring Aventures Vol.1 and Lost Stars paperback. not big releases in and of themselves but I'm not sure if FoD contains new stories or if it's just based on the shorts. for the Lost Stars paperback, it includes the first chapter of Leia: Princess of Alderaan.
did anybody pick either of these up?
Netorarefag are here TOO?!
This soundtrack is better than all the TFA music combined. When will Steve Jablonsky leave Bayformers and make music for Star Wars?
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>flat Mando can't handle the truth
Isn't Transformers a Disney property too? ILM makes the CGI. Also,why does the poster look like TFA poster?
Revenge of the Sith-Revenge of the Fallen
Age of Extinction-Age of Ultron
The Last Knight-The Last Jedi
How?
>tailhead
REEEEEEE
Twi'lek master race
gas the human race war NOW
Refresh my memory, who owns Hasbro and Viacom again?
Why are the males so ugly?
>this faggot is allowed to have his own wiki but we can't
...
Disney. They buyed Hasbro yesterday and Transformers Universe Bumblebee changed it's realease date for 21 December 2018.
My lightsaber is growing.
The Force is strong with this one. Rey! Come to daddy...
W-will you help me with my Jedi training, user? I need lots of practice.
How is this supossed to be hot? She has zero tits,zero ass,she looks like a youngboy and she is childish. Daisy Ridley isn't mature at all,why would someone want a childish woman? The only great thing is the face.
I will show you the ways of the Force!
>Zero ass
>isn't mature at all
Get off the holonet Kylo or I'll tell Hux you're shitposting on the First Order's dime.
Why are people so contrarian about this actress's looks? I get that Rey is hated but it just gets petty as hell whenever anyone talks about Daisy Ridley.
Someone seen a kid with blue hair and two scars on his left cheek? I'll need him for a few hours.
(p.s. you have to train naked. Look, I didn't make the rules, okay? You wanna get force woke or what? Now let's get started with some starjumps.)
The same happens with Phasma.
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Calm down Hux, Kylo won't love you anyway.
Re-cast:
Tyresse Gibson-Finn
Josh Duhammel-Poe Dameron
Isabella Moner-Rose
Laura Haddock-Rey
Mark Wahlberg-Kylo Ren
Anthony Hopkins-Supreme Leader Snoke
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Ezra's hair is Black Now ....
I don't love Kylo!
'Have You Felt It'?
LOL
I want more Rey!
More!!! I will train you! You need to be naked! Now let's go!
Shut the fuck up, both of you
So good!!! I love Rey so much!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
You are wise. Thank you,daddy! I...can have Rey as sex slave,right? Please!
How convenient, his hair matches her underwear.
I'm just memeing - she doesn't wear any underwear.
Sure is tripfag here today.
>high heels
>ass
nigga don't even play yourself
Might as well join in with this RPing
ISB scrutinizing in process...
No. Now go back to worshipping your dead failure of a grandfather
>trip
Sure is newfag in here today.
What is going on? we're going to get nuked
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stay away from him you trash
Now nude Rey training, be it Jedi or Sith, is my fetish. Thanks a bunch, guys!
Where are those drawanons?
It's been three seasons and I still have no idea what Ezra's arc is supposed to be. Every other member of the Ghost crew has some semblance of a clear arc but Ezra is a mess right now.