Who did it, Sup Forums?

Who did it, Sup Forums?

Slylock did it himself and is trying to pin his DUI on some innocent bystanders

Big fat bear can't fit in the tiny car.
Also, that tiny motherfucker has a mask on. GUILTY

There's a shoelace caught in the door; the raccoon did it.

The shifty coon.

That yellow mouse. He's obviously looking for the earring of the whore he just murdered and dropped at the river, that he kept as a souvenir, so they can't link him to the case.

The Jews.

it was cassandra, this is just part of her master plan to fuck slylock

JUDGE Fox issues a verbal warning, then uses a hotshot munition on both suspects. Judgment rendered.

well look the fancy detective over here with his "evidence".

(((Raccoon))). There's a shoelace stuck in the door, and his shoes are untied.

The creator visits Sup Forums sometimes, and I believe he said something about Cassandra Cat in a thread once, can't remember what it was

>Judges killing citizens without evidence of a crime.

That's 20 years on Titan, creep.

he said cassandra was no longer allowed to appear in the comics for some reason.

Four votes for the raccoon.

It was the raccoon.

How about this one?

The flask is filled with his cum.

Cork would melt into most solvents, which is why modern stoppers are made of rubber or glass.

the flask is empty

H2O dissolves anything, given enough time.

If it can't dissolve the glass it's in, how good could it be?

this

Slylock's just bullshitting so he can get the solvent at a cheap price. Count Weirdly is simply an honest businessman who did nothing wrong

Water is the universal solvent
Basic chemistry, brash.

Though Slylock is overvaluing that water. 2 bucks? Really?

Two votes for it being a weak-ass solvent.

It's water. You got it, sir.

This one?

interesting how Sup Forums loves these kinds of threads while Sup Forums takes it less seriously.

The coffee is still steaming.

It's been 3 hours and her cup of whatever is still steaming hot.

Because she wasn't raped.

Coffee is still steaming, having been poured mere minutes ago.

It's because Cassandra has always been a lying bitch and Shylock has learned to distrust her on everything.

Coffee still hot and steaming.
Stupid sexy cat

the tea is still warm

Her coffee is still hot and she's a hussy who is trying to seduce Slylock with that loose robe

So does Sly often just look into Cassandra's house through the window like that?

Pretty much everyone got that one.
>she's a hussy who is trying to seduce Slylock with that loose robe
That's also probably true.
This one?

Sir Hound's penis

On the spray bottle, obviously

Is it going to be something dumb like on the rope?

And surely Sir Hound could just tell Slylock the answer?

The ropes around Sir Hound.

On the spray cleaner

Prints are on the bottle

The bottle

Most of these were posted before. Got any new ones?

The flask hasn't dissolved, neither has the cork.

Because he knows Count Weirdly is a jew.

No precautions have been taken other than glass and a cork, with the rounded flask left perched precariously near a computer and the edge of the desk while he and his assistant wear simple shirts with no gloves. There's no goddam way those idiot monsters all over the place fucking around wouldn't have knocked that over several times, meaning at any given moment they'll need to clean it up with NO protective equipment.

Shit's water yo.

>some reason
They saw the porn.

It was the bottle
Oh, I'm not sure which ones were posted. Is there a thread screencap or something?

On the spray.

The candles are liquid and burnt down low, meaning they've been lit for a while.

>skateboarding in someone's home

rude

Candle has been lit long enough fto be melted.
Come on now, Cassandra. Just say that you want the dick and stop beating around the bush.

the wax is melted

why the hell is she making prank phone calls in the first place?

These.
What a dumb pussy.

Because he's been watching her for hours on the cameras he has hidden in her home and because she's been caught dozens or hundreds of time pulling this same shit.

That mouse purposefully knocks over her liquid candles because he doesn't appreciate trifling bitches.

And why from a home landline? Use a burner phone away from where you usually go.

The candle wax is melted

This one?

>tfw too stupid to solve Slylock Fox
>All your sisters used to make fun of you
>Never watch detective shows because of this
Even now, at 27 fucking years old I still can't solve this shit. I don't understand how kids actually did it.

Check her vag

it's in her vagoogoo

In her pussy, after he finally succumbed to her advances and fucked her senseless.

In the pussy's pussy

the clock

she took out the battery and hid it there

also why does she have a picture of a bull on her wall?

it's in the battery, cassandra obviously has no need for a battery operated vibrator because she has slylock

The flower jar seems too obvious, so she disguised the vial as AA battery next to it!

So do jails just not exist? Why is she still free?

In the clock the time is wrong and the battery is out of it behind the flowers

Clock; battery on the side and the clock has stopped.

She hid it in the battery case of the cat clock; there's a double-a sitting on the table. You can tell the cat clock is stopped because it doesn't match the clock tower.

Oh boy, another "Gotham would be safer if Slylock just killed Count Weirdly and Cassandra" thread

Why are so many people try-harding children's puzzles? The "funny" answers are better, even if they're seldom funny.

Come on Cassandra, could you be more obvious?

Round Bart smashes the clock because he hates cats and is sick of Cassandra, finding the vial in the process. He claims it was because he saw a lose battery by the flowers and the clock is the only battery operated thing in sight.

Slylock knows why Round Bart really did it, but doesn't care because this still makes him look competent and fuck Cassandra.

What's the point of having detectives if they don't send the bad guys to jail?

Pussy pass. Women, especially beautiful women, rarely pay for their crimes.

to go on cool adventures obviously

This is fun OP, thanks

She would have significant brain damage being unconscious for 3 hours, ergo she would not be responsive at all. Even more unlikely that she would remember who she is, what time she was knocked out, or what's missing from her finger.

>capeshit

>try-harding children's puzzles
How is it try-harding when the puzzle is so easy a child could solve it? Just one look and the solution is there

Is Slylock gay?

Tied between the clock and her puss

the clock

If you consider solving puzzles for children try-harding, I've got some bad news for you.

>bull picture on the wall

Slylock a cuck confirmed

I think we all know why

It was the nigger.

On Sir Hound's fingers.

There's roots on the fucking flowers

the roots

The flower still has roots

there's fucking roots right there

The flowers still have their roots

Also Rodney Rat is a jew

The baby did it

They aren't even in a bouquet. They litterally look like they were ripped out of the ground.

Also please tell me Slylock st least thoroughly checked Cassandra's pussy with his dick.

The roots.
Are you insulting us? Give us one of those mind twisters that would baffle Layton and Phoenix combined.

Because the Rabbit RFID tagged her flowers.

He doesn't have a receipt.

He's a fucking rat and they're all filthy liars.

The roots are still there and the flower's stems are exposed. Also, I'm pretty sure daisies aren't forest flowers.

They still have their roots.