What would a real-life toon feel like?

What would a real-life toon feel like?

Plastic

Sounds pretty hot seeing as hot it would be a soft warm and squeezable plastic.

Depends of the kind of toon.

Smooth as a baby's bottom.

wet paint

stretchy and soft

like a rubber hose

Dry ink and paint

Would a 2D being even be capable of comprehending a 3D environment and being? It's basically impossible for humans to genuinely see a tesseract outside of "close enough" simulations made on a 3D level.

I have spent too much time in my life wondering what Roger Rabbit's universe would look like today. I bet the Disney princesses would be rock star status.

And it would fucking suck to be a villain. We still give the actor who played the asshole in Ghostbusters and Die Hard shit. Now imagine Jafar trying to just go out for groceries.

And don't even get me started on uh, Mine Own Diminutive Young Horse.

I always figured it would feel like what it was drawn as. So, feeling Jessica Rabbit, you'd feel skin. Feeling Roger Rabbit, you'd feel fur. Benny the Cab felt like metal, but with wierd cartoon physics, so you could bounce off it.

bags of sand

>Would a 2D being
First off, toons are "3D". Second, toon can do everything.

Considering that he was sweating bullets, probably like the real thing.

This question is making me fully autistic, so I would probably point out most toon items act like the real shit till they don't, depending on their goofiness, and Jessica is a pretty serious gal. And now I am picturing dating a less serious toon gal and her suggestively pulling her tits out only for them to keep bouncing cause, while it killed the mood it was funny.

Dating a toon would be the worst. Imagine your boyfriend helicoptering his dick, now imagine your boyfriend flying around the room because he got really into the gag.

I always imagined them as thicker water balloons.

>while it killed the mood
>killed the mood
Only if you have shit taste

I can imagine him having to deal with little kids running up and kicking him in the shins all the time.

No its more like salty coins

>Not being turned on by someone who can make you laugh
So, have you gone a single hour without a dick in your mouth?

>We still give the actor who played the asshole in Ghostbusters and Die Hard shit
Rick Moranis wasn't the villain and Rickman is dead

You just know that as soon as you attempt to grab them they aren't going to stop, your arm will start shaking instead. It was funny the first time, sexy the next two times, but four years in it's lost the charm. Now you look at her and you don't feel what you once did, her smile doesn't fill you with the warmth it did before. You are only sticking around because you can tell she still loves you and you are to much of a coward to break her heart. Is this all laugh will be? Your eight to five and a woman who can barely take anything serious. You look in the mirror and you know the truth. You are just to old to enjoy Toons

Dried ink.

I'm picturing cold Wax

Do you think a toon will make the same joke every day? She will make new ones.

Paper soaked in ink.

paper cuts

I suppose the more wacky the character the more powerful the chaos they could reign. Of course they never would, or it wouldn't be wacky. But they can, and that in of itself will cause problems

This is a joke right?

>Toon world
>BB would reign supreme
>Ask your female cohorts, he was her first crush.
>Either BB or Spider-Man

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Like a more flexible animation cel.

LIke soft paper that doesn't crease when pressure is applied, if you can imagine that.

>Mine Own Diminutive Young Horse
Is there some sort of rule about not saying the name of the show outside of /mlp/?

Like you filled a latex sex doll with goop instead of air.

Did she really fuck Roger?

They'd feel real.

Check the shit in Eddie Valients office. Someine tried to frame Goofy for murder

>"Hey Jafar, why do you wear shin guards"?

Paper

Whatever it's a toon of.

How would the classic cartoons from Roger Rabbit's time period feel about something like Steven Universe and current animation in general?

Like how Boomers feel about Millennials.

>I bet the Disney princesses would be rock star status.
Not necessarily, toons seem to value comedy over everything, and the princesses aren't exactly "funny".

Toons likely don't have sex except through patty-cake, though ones like Fritz the Cat are the clear exceptions.

>"Well, I mean, I don't exactly 'get' why the kids these days like these kinds of shows, but if it puts the actors in a job then I guess I'm okay with it. It's just...I miss the old days, you know? Back when it was just us throwing pies at each other and hitting each other with giant mallets. Nowadays there's next to no room for slapstick, most of the jokes people working in the biz have to do today are all 'smart' jokes. Which is fine, I'm not saying there's not a place for that kind of comedy, I just feel out of place in my own industry."

At the time of the movies setting. Things can change, like how westerns and John Wayne were the big thing back then.

People have gone full Harry Potter retard.

But that not a good analogy, because boomers are shameful fools that just now started to realized they were shafted and lied to their entire life and that it won't be fine and dandy until their death so most of them are extremely fucking bitter while most millennial I know are actually hard working, of course there always the lazy ones but to speak of them as if they were a peculiarity of millennial is just absurd, fuck what do you think the first hippies were?

Fucking boomber are dragging the entire society down with their bollocks, naivety, predilection for shaming and stupid way of thinking, you can be sure the world will change overnight when we eventually reach the cap where there more of them dead than alive, not wishing death unto them but it sure would help overall.

Talking about it was/is a bannable offense. Off handle talking about it was/is as far as you can go.

Not saying it keeps autistic people from sperging out plus it is fun to come up with alternate ways of saying it

Seems like a silly way to slice a mushroom.

So, who would win?

Just had another thought, this would have made Twin Dragons a hell of a lot more interesting.

The toon one has more experience

I imagine it like hentai and that it's cartoon physics but with sexual pleasure so every sensation is exaggerated which is why anime girls go ahegao face and drunk with lust

2D is truly the thinking man's fetish

So basically you just gotta mindlessly thrust and be an aggressive guy with a creeper smile and you could satisfy her?

The uglier, fatter, and balder you are, the better.

That or the more you look like a Yakuza with a blonde dyejob.

That or look as generic as possible partial invisibility is also a plus.

>The more wacky the character the more powerful the chaos they could reign. Of course they never would, or it wouldn't be wacky.

Toon Jackie is more durable and can get away with more BS. Always bet on the toons.

I was born as a semi-luminescent single toned man with zero features and the bitches LOVE it.

I dunno, irl Jackie's gotten away with some life threatening stunts in his heyday. Doesn't he still have that metal plate in his skull?

>Toons likely don't have sex except through patty-cake

Then why does she need to wear sexy lingerie underneath that dress?

Which one has the baby?

She was drawn that way.
>literally dialogue from the movie

Because she was drawn that way

Is this like Bugs talking to someone?
Cause you made it feel like it.

Technically toons have "hammerspace" so I think they'll manage.

>we'll never get an unedited blu-ray quality version of the movie

Damn shame.

>Hah! Can you believe that Shyamalama guy? He replaces us with fleshy white people and wonders why no one saw his Avatar movie? He shoulda just called Aang and me, I'd have done it for free. Hell, I'd throw in another bathing scene for my perverted fans, bet that white bitch wouldn't agree to that.

>hentai characters like pic-related are the porn actors and actresses of the toon world

They'd probably be bitter as fuck, like any washed up Hollywood type whose 15 minutes of fame ended generations ago.

Imagine Popeye's reaction to his revival film getting slated for the fucking Emoji Movie.

Man, the questions they would get every single day about the tentacles alone...

>"Look, I get it, you all like to think that our jobs involve getting raped by octopus beasts week after week after week. Truth be told I hate that stereotype, it makes us all look like one-note weirdos who can't get our kicks unless we're taking it up the ass from some hell demon. Yes, in the hentai business we occasionally have to do some 'outlandish' scenes, but ninety-nine percent of the time we are just playing a nice girl making love to her boyfriend or adoptive brother. I just want to set the record straight, you know? Too many of my co-stars are afraid to talk about their line of work because of looks of disgust that come from people who only know about hentai as 'those movies where girls fuck calimari'."

Actress Katara sounds hot.

>'get'
>trips
nice

I always imagine a faint rubbery smell.

>Not having a toon fetish including all the crazy weird stuff that happens in cartoons

Your loss mon amigo.

Tou realize that if this was a "Real" life setting, it'd be more akin to Cool World than Roger Rabbit, right?

Yeah you'd have your traditional tooms who acted goofy as shit, you'd also have about 75 different versions of Toon Batman running around punching criminals in the face, most of them being brooding edgelords who follow more realistic laws of physics than your Bugs Bunnys and your Donald Ducks.
A toon without toonforce, if you will.

And then of course you'd have entire red light districts filled with porn parody toons and hentai women who exist only to get fucked by flesh bags for money.

I don't think Eddie's girlfriend was angry because she caught them playing patty-cake.

Hey bitches, line up! Dude said he wants an Avatar Korra with big feet. Where my foot fetish Korras at? What? We ain't got Big Feet Korras? I gots Big Titty Korras, Big Ass Korras, Big Dick Korra, Fat Bitch Korras, Furry Bitch Korras, Catgirl Korras, Muscle Girl Korras, 10 Year Old Korras and I ain't gots no Big Feet Korra? Damn. Hey you, Giant Korra! You gon' hafta do.

Got a good laugh out of me.

Olive Oyl's liver medication isn't going to pay for itself.

"I have a question, does the Boku series count as CP for toons?"

Do you have any...normal Korras?

>Muscle Girl Korras

>normal Korras?

Holy shit dude. Fuck off with your gross ass fetish you sick freak.

Do you think anime characters sometime hang out with cartoon and comic book characters?
>Like Goku and Superman just chill out and relax, occasionally spar.
>Star Butterfly gets advice on how to be a magical girl by Usagi/Sarina.
>Deku and the rest of the class visit the Flash Museum for field trips.
>Toriko and Mung Daal have cook offs.
Among other things?

At least the hentai chicks get to have sex any time. Regular anime girls would have it the WORST.

You know how much shit J-pop idols get when they make the inexcusable mistake of having a boyfriend? Now imagine an anime fan seeing his waifu with a man.

Here's a wheelchair Korra. Go nuts.

Alan Rickman and William Atherton are different people.

I think that they would have to run in each other's social circles much like regular movie stars.

While I appreciate you spoilering that shit, I feel obligated in return to inform you that there is a special circle in Hell for assholes such as yourself.

I imagine like a real woman. But then again she's practically a walking piece of paper, so...

Atherton was the asshole boyfriend I think he was talking about the Russia terrorist.

"Normal" Korras would be escorts. Shit, I know I'd pay escort price for closest to the real thing I could get.

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>Toons likely don't have sex
>though ones like Fritz the Cat are the clear exceptions
>exceptions
Yeah let's ignore all those toons with kids

I usually imagine more of a "pencil" smell