disgust/admiration/indifference?
Opinions on the guy who knocked up ursula to make this character?
A poor unfortunate soul.
Why does her hair have to fucking look like that?
She looks like she belongs at a junkie rave.
Jealousy.
Ursula looks like Whoopi Goldberg tho. Isn't there a native american on the cast too? What's up with that?
oh she's Ursula's daughter? Always figured she was Barbosa's or pre-squid Davey Jones island whore baby with that pirate motiff
>tho
*too
>Half black
That would explain everything
Ursula's thicc as hell and has those tentacles, I'd smash honestly
She probably used an illusion spell to make her a 100 out of 10. Poor bastard thinking that he was having wild, freaky sex with a sex goddess didn't know he was pounding away at a she-beast that would make his dick rot off in pure disgust. However, I'm guessing that Ursula timed it so just as the guy came the illusion spell wore off and the poor guy has to live a life as a dickless wonder knowing the last thing he fucked and impregnated was a creature that looked like the lovechild of Cthulu and Divine.
Woolie?
Like you wouldn't. She can gussy herself up when she wants to.
So she fucked a black pirate?
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B O D Y L A N G U A G E
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too bad octopus die very shortly after they mate/lay eggs
>live longer but never have sex
>have sex, but die afterwards
Ursula is her father, right?
something something
woolie something babyyyy
Dat short hair though
THE MADDEN CLAN GROWS ANOTHER BRANCH.
ONE MORE SIBLING/COUSIN/SISTER-WIFE FOR WOOLIE TO ELIMINATE
Wasn't it Davey Jones?
Underrated
I thought this was Davy Jones/Calypso's daughter. Huh.
>no Caribbean sea wench to ride my ship and my dick
why do i still persist
isn't davy scottish?
She's Ursula's daughter? Her dad is probably Davy Jones then...
Typical black father. Finds the ugliest, fattest white woman who's so desperate for cock that she'll take him raw and leaves town when she says she's pregnant.
If they wanted a pirate villain, why not have her be Captain Hook's daughter?
they already have a son of hook (and gaston's son)
It's not progressive enough.
>being attracted to drag queens
Well, her daughter is black and most black men are in for the "downlow"
This thread is two months late. Also, pic related.
I think that Descendants only uses material from classic hand-drawn animated Disney movies.
it'll probably venture into live action when they run out of animated descendants to mine (or it's no longer profitable).
This looks like a poster for a gay porn.
PLUNDERED
Reminds me of the story of the Selkie who's skin fell off mid copulation, she jumped off a cliff leaving the poor bloke blue balled and he didn't have sex with any woman again after that while he spent the rest of his life looking for the selkie who spurned him.
fpbp, yet again.