Fess up now.
Which one of you guys was it?
Anthony Edwards
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Brayden Clark
For some reason I'm just picturing Randy from South Park like he was in that one scene.
Daniel Murphy
>make a movie for autists
>surprised they jerk off in public because lack of self-awareness
Can't make this shit up.
Grayson Gray
Probably someone from
Liam Cook
Damn it, Paul not again...
Josiah Hernandez
It was me guys, sorry.
Mason Ross
Guilty as charged.
Luis Jones
damn it Tom
Adrian Howard
seeing the autism that Emojis brings out from all who hate and love them, doubt this is a coincidence and wouldn't be surprised this was purely intentional just for the sake of this movie.
Work at a theater and dreading the day when that damn MLP movie releases along with most my coworkers
Andrew Phillips
A Lakewood kike did it. Surprise surprise he got a slap on the wrist.
Eli Martinez
What did (((they))) mean by this?
James Hill
At least the movie made someone happy.
Samuel Reyes
>it's not edited
what the fuck
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Gavin Rogers
>Emoji movie is so bad that it's illegal to be pleasured in its presence
Blake Carter
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Jaxson Perez
...
Brody Torres
I"M SPARTACUS!!
Jose Foster
Was it because of the red wagon?
Blake Ward
Hey Rabbi
Jaxson Lopez
>MLP movie
You might just want to put plastic over all the theater chairs now, user. Easier than bleaching everything afterwards.
Joshua Turner
Really spins my dreidel.
Cameron Morgan
>working at kohls
>someone mentions over the walkie talkies that there was a strange dude spotted in the ladies lingerie changing rooms
>5 minutes later the women that work in the department are asking if some guy can clean up a mess for them
>proceed to turn off walkie
Mason Collins
He was upset that they didn't use the star of David emoji
Landon Ross
>tmw your name is Tom and you look like this generic little bastard
delet this, nobody must know
Elijah Watson
Shit, if i had to watch this i'd jack off too.
Daniel Martinez
>People thinking he was masturbating to Emojis
He was probably masturbating in a mostly empty theater for the thrill of it.
Elijah Murphy
Clearly one Holocaust wasn't enough
Ian Nelson
>New Jersey
The answer is obvious
Isaiah Butler
I know this fat deviant who dresses up as a pig. He went to go see the warcraft movie pant-less.
Jose Brooks
Oy vey
Kayden Sanders
...
Samuel Brooks
...
Jaxon Roberts
>deepwater jew
Every fucking time.
Aaron Jones
Ben Tennyson you cannot hide under a false name. I know it's you.
Isaiah Carter
Did this one ever gets scans, or was only the girl version dumped?
Zachary Collins
I won't be surprised if Jacksfilms comments on this.
Brayden Brooks
he did
Owen Turner
what's with jacksfilms obsession with this movir
Logan Edwards
It started as a meme, but then the people doing the marketing for the movie found him, didn't understand/care it was a joke, and tried to use him to promote it. He was in too deep to get off the ride and just kept going.
Angel Miller
Irony, the same reason people started talking about Cory in the House again after so long.
Brody Ramirez
it was me
Jayden Harris
Worst moonflower to boot. Jesus Christ.
Andrew Flores
I'm remembering the stories of women attending the 50 shades of grey movie when I see that pic
Isaac Lewis
Now do you know why A1 will replace Sony Pictures Animation?
Easton Gomez
That's some real objective journalism there, Tamar.
Carson Moore
what
Matthew Jenkins
Really lights my menorah
Isaac Kelly
do you have a link to where the girl version was dumped?
Evan Jenkins
He shitposted so much that his comments became reality
Nathaniel King
Fixed.
Aaron Wilson
>there is no emoji for that.
I envy the naive and unwise on the passages of Internet, thus they never feel the pains and pleasures of the void.
Evan Rogers
Sony bough Funi just so that A1 can get better treatment after one of it's producers died from over working.
Isaiah Hill
Rabbi whacha you doing?
Mason Davis
It was that fucking cat after all
Hunter Murphy
And how.
Grayson Rogers
holy shit
Liam Ross
>ok ok, another funny edit...
>it's real
WHAT
Tyler Moore
what's the matter with that craaaazyy cat?
Samuel Phillips
He hates meeces to pieces.
David Murphy
Considering this film's marketing seems to depend on bad publicity, I kinda think this might even be a publicity stunt. They've been really pushing for the "so bad it's good" audience and this just adds fuel to the fire. I don't think they even seem to have bribed any critics for fake good reviews.
Henry Hughes
I hope this ends up in the next plinkett review
Brandon Martin
NO EASY TASK TO CLEAR THE GROUND
PLANT OUR TINY SEEDS
Carson Stewart
>along with most my coworkers
how much do they know?
Jace Price
Poor guy, he was obviously just trying to jack off in an empty theatre.
Robert Russell
As for Tom...
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Charles Price
I bet he's jackin it to thoughts of using Jerry as a Cocksleeve.
Nathan Powell
>jew gets so turned on by all the product placement shekels that he has to wank one out
Daniel Nguyen
No just food as cats eat mice.
Tom is straight.
Jacob Miller
ELLIE NO
Gavin Hughes
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN!
Nolan Perry
doesn't this count as child pornography, the type you could get arrested for being in possession of
Colton Roberts
No.
Samuel Ross
There are absolutely countries where illustrated drawings of children engaging in sexual acts comes under child pornography
Leo Foster
>Putting tissues in the bin instead of just flushing them
I'll never understand what they were thinking.
Matthew Morales
>not wanting to fuck jerry
Are you gay?
Liam Gomez
tissues can clog up the pipes because they're designed to be water resistant
Jack Brown
I bet she does. Kinky little slut.
Daniel Wood
And the US is not one of them.
Adam Baker
not all water bills can handle autism that takes things literally, some auto bitches would have flushed 10 times a day
Isaiah Price
>meeces to pieces
Wrong cat VS mouse cartoon, faggot.
Sebastian Martinez
Jerry is a boy mouse and I'm not a furry.
Fixed.
Isaiah Miller
we aren't all american user
Liam James
Same men however, it's part of it's gag building.
Owen Reyes
Even so, how many tissues are you flushing to fuck up your plumbing like that?
nigga what
Jonathan Stewart
And I'm sorry for you people who have to suffer in a country which has anti-loli/shota laws.
Xavier Powell
S-shut it down, a-antisemites!
Jayden Scott
Something about the way this letter is written makes me think they were intentionally taking the piss.
Like either literally everyone involved knew this movie was a soulless cash-in, or this is a particularly subtle attempt at viral marketing.
Austin Walker
IF I SEE THAT AUTIST ONE MORE TIME...
Adam Flores
ten tissues a day would fuck up the plumbing zeppelli
and not every one has free water
Nicholas Price
>when you just want to watch a a movie on TV after a long day at work but you just had to listen to your retarded daughter flicking the bean and moaning like a dying sea lion for the last five minutes even after you turned up the volume to drown out the sound
Xavier Rogers
>Oh boy! I can't wait to get home and jack it on the old man's tighty-whiteys!
Jacob Diaz
>Their 'movie so bad people will watch it ironically' ploy backfired and now they're trying to stir up shit like this to get attention.
Asher Jackson
Oh that is ABSOLUTELY taking the piss
>since you're already going to see it twice, why not come to the premiere as well? :^)
Elijah Adams
This needs to be fuckin' storytimed.
Jason Richardson
>his theater doesn't have a designated masturbation cubicle next to the fire exit
Brandon Jackson
No but thers another books that does need a storytime.
Gabriel Rogers
At least someone enjoyed themselves while watching this movie.
Lucas Gonzalez
Mine does but I never use it because:
a) There's no falcon perch and
b) you have to ask one of the theater snipers to escort you and it's too awkward to ask
Dominic Morgan
What?