Post cute Sup Forums girls with pixie cuts

Post cute Sup Forums girls with pixie cuts

>pixie cuts are one of the things that makes my heart go doki-doki when I see a girl
>literally every girl with a pixie cut I've tried to hook up with in real life turned out to be a lesbian
Fuck.

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>not making them fall to the power of dick

>start talking with cute pixie cut girl
>seems nice
>"so, you voted for Hillary right?"
>mfw

>be me
>be Canadian
>pretty much every girl where I live would have voted for Hillary
It could be so much worse, user. So much worse.

>tfw weezer was right

i'm not sure about where you live but in the parts of canada i live in we think trump is the lesser of two evils and america should get over 9/11

fuck off Georges St-Pierre

The parts of Canada you live in don't have jobs, so it's almost entirely retired people living there. Not exactly a representative sample of young women.

>girls with sidecuts make your hairs stand on end
>95% are lesbians

Goddammit fucking why

Pixie cuts and sidecuts are literally my favorite kind of haircuts for women

i live in hamilton, wich is a very nice place

Don't they shit on bathroom floors there?

Cool stories of stuff that didn't happen.

user doesn't mean you haven't talked to a girl means none of us have.

I can't speak for the other user's verifiability, but if you think either of those situations isn't common you're seriously dumb as fuck.

>tfw when you want to try out a pixie cut but you don't want to be mistaken for a lesbian all the time

feels bad

are you cute

This isn't /soc/

>mfw i'm a lesbian

This isn't Sup Forums either you dumbass.

lesbians are just women who havent taken a good dicking yet

She's seriously gorgeous

if you said that to any bull dyke irl they'd castrate you with a can opener.

I'm seriously considering on whether I should have a pixie cut myself or if I should just keep it shoulder-length for now.

P.S: I am a straight male myself but I look so androgynous to the point that some people mistake me for a very tall and cute girl.

because the truth hurts

no but the bathrooms are still bad

straight dudes are just men who havent taken a good dicking yet

wtf Im gay now

Both true.

Dick is severely underrated. As a straight guy, prostate stim is fuckin RAD.
Fuckin my GF while her dildo is lodged in my ass is legit heavenly.

>Dick is severely underrated. As a straight guy
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