"By 2015 we'll have flying cars and self lacing shoes!"

"By 2015 we'll have flying cars and self lacing shoes!"

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>self lacing shoes
like velcro?
Oh, or those weird spring-shaped laces from the 90's that didn't need to be tied?

I really hate this timeline, and cant wait for the days of cleansing nuclear hellfire

We have hoverboards though

the wrong kind

And yet Jewish men jerking it in cinemas will always be a thing.

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Hey PeeWee is a cool dude

But didn't he do it in a porno theater?

He did, and the officers were only around because they had nothing better to do that day. It was a completely uncalled for situation.

>How do they prove you were masturbating? Did they dust for prints?

So what character was he fapping to?

Who do you think?

>the monkey

I guess i could see that

>went to see emoji movie drunk with some guys for shits and giggles
>black out for most of the film and day
>news came in that someone masterbated to movie in New Jersey
>check which state I'm in
>new Jersey

Guys....I think I'm the maniac.

Wew

Quick user! Tell me how these images make you feel

It will be painful, but is the only way to know

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Shit looks unfuckable.
But let me shotgun some Krakken and see if that changes.

Hopefully by 2037, computers will have the intelligence and willpower to make great original movies on their own without it being product placement and cash grabbing bullshit.

I don't believe you user

I'm reflexively making the point that we're living in economically miserable times and I wish everyone was appropriately (vocally) depressed about it, but at the moment I'm actually stunned that I'm not depressed anymore and just kind of left in shock.

But still, we should be miserable. Everything being terrible isn't so bad, it's the smiley faces that turns "keep calm and carry on" to "Hello, EasyJet? Get me to Dignitas."

Haha!

>Accused of pleasuring himself
Well the Emoji Movie sure isn't going to give anyone any pleasure

how do you not know what state you're in

big deal

by 2005 we should've had transforming cars

I blame Marty meddling with cowboy time.

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Wow nice twitter meme, good one user.

>jersey

That should've tipped you off.

I Thought that was meant to be in 1984. 2005 was meant to be a time where Jumpsuit would be fashionable again.

Hey you guys voted to axe the space program for nigger welfare not me.

We have far better than what BTTF predicted we'd have, including access to all the world's collective knowledge at our fingertips, pocket computers that duplicate the effects of what would be thousands of dollars of static equipment back then, ready access to satellite imagery for mundane purposes, incredibly advanced CGI technology to the point that video games and movie special effects are now basically lifelike, and we even have armies of flying robots to kill our enemies with missiles. Flying cars and self-lacing shoes are just gimmicks. Flying cars in particular are inherently implausible and inefficient no matter how advanced we get.

>Flying cars in particular are inherently implausible and inefficient no matter how advanced we get.
Flying Cars is like food pills, a solution to a problem that don't exist in the present.

Food pills were dreamed up because cooking took too long. But we invented TV dinners and microwaves that solved the original problem. Flying Cars were dreamed up because people had to meet face to face to do anything. But we invented the Internet and Skype that meant physically leaving the house becomes borderline optional.

uh, no. Flying car isn't a solution to a problem. It's a fucking awesome Flying car and I wish i could have one regardless of its ability to solve any problem.

Just get your license and save up for a Terrafugia.

>uh, no. Flying car isn't a solution to a problem. It's a fucking awesome Flying car and I wish i could have one regardless of its ability to solve any problem.
>Just get your license and save up for a Terrafugia.
Basically. Just get a damn pilot licence. No one is stopping you unless you are on some watchlist.

Having to drive up to the take-off site just isn't the same as being able to make a vertical-take off from my house alley.

>Having to drive up to the take-off site just isn't the same as being able to make a vertical-take off from my house alley.
You are never going to get to do that, because you wouldn't be able to afford the insurance for when you crash into someone's fifth storey window.

At least that would force him to finally change his ugly curtains.

Technology doesn't move in a straight line. Also, technology =/= culture.

But if the computers are forced to include product placement, then they will.

What's the big deal? It's not like anyone else was there to see.

>Also, technology =/= culture.
Technology is absolutely equal to culture.
Look at the egyptians, greeks, and persians.

You're just mad you're a nigger that has neither technology or culture.

God forbid someone actually has a good time watching the movie.

Did it?

As your eye doctor? I Must ask... Which is better for your eyes? Number 1?

Or Number 2?

>Retirement at 50

Jesus Christ, with extended lifespans this sounds like a waste of ones existence.

nice filename dude you really showed em

This probably isn't true but I want it to be.

>incredibly advanced CGI technology to the point that video games and movie special effects are now basically lifelike
LOL.
I've read this bullshit since the 90's.

Number 2, obviously.

I think you missed my point. Just because you have technology doesn't mean you're intelligent nor cultured. You want an example? Just look at the site we're on.

huh... i wonder why they expected people to watch movies in a theater to go way do in 91 and then go back up a little in 2010?
everything else on this chart is a continuous climb or fall but going to the movies goes rock bottom and gets a little bump afterwards

>hover
Get that weird segway bullshit out of here

when will cgi artists learn to stop making female characters so goddam sexy in their movies?
>dont masturbate in the theaters watching the emoji movie sily guys tee-hee
goddam tease

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TRADITIONNNNNN

So at least one guy enjoyed watching movie.

I don't know if this is going too far or not far enough.
Number 2.

How about a third option?

EVERY TENANT'S MEETING IT'S THE SAME SHIT WITH YOU

>Doing any activities other than work is a waste of existence
Yesss good goyim deliver your best, most fit years of life to your boss in a silver platter

Really activates the neural activity.

convertables?

So this "news" story is being pushed everywhere for the sole purpose of generating publicity for the emoji movie, right?

>employee had to take one for the team

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If you're not allowed to jack off, then what are you supposed to do in a porno theater? Watch the entire porn movie? Theater porn is boring.

We've got Immortality lurking around the corner. Scientist messing about with genes in insects that remove death signals and boost cell regeneration.

I bank on that shit becoming airborne and viral.

Race of immortals that never wear out. The new underclass.

the mom
because I did

>Flying cars

The technology has been around, but normies crash on the ground as it is; legislative powers will never let your average """multitasker""" text and fly, and by the time fully autonomous land vehicles are a thing, there will be little need to flying personal cars.

>Self lacing shoes.
Came out in 2016.

Some tabloid level journalist groused on him. Why else were cops in the area while actual crime was occurring on the other side of town.

Good choices all around

>not retiring before 40
Top slave

We would need to castrate everyone or have the death penality again, otherwise this would lead to overpopulation

Greeks far less notable for technology than for culture. Same for Israelites, especially so.

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>then what are you supposed to do in a porno theater?
You're supposed to go with Brad, Thad, Stacey, Tracey, and Lacey, laugh through the entire movie, and throw popcorn at the screen, loser.

This is canon to me.

>Technology is absolutely equal to culture.

No society had technology as advanced as we have right now. We use it to make animated circle faces engage in shameless product placement. Where is the culture, you said there would be culture!

>Race of immortals that never wear out. The new underclass.
That will never happen. The only thing humanity wants more badly than immortality, is ways to kill other humans We can become so powerful that we can't die naturally, but we will always have to fear our fellow man.

Denial.

There's no such thing as "too far" when it comes to these things.

Flying cars are a fucking stupid idea. Now, if you get in an accident, you're fucked. No if, ands or buts, about it.

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Take out the human driver and suddenly they're safer than driving on the road.

>The "flying cars don't exist" meme hits again

Helicopters. They're called helicopters. Helicopters are flying cars, guys.

If that's true, why don't I own a helicopter?

Because they're expensive. As flying cars would also be.

Is this a crop of something?

>Shadman actually made a picture of her

I fucking called it

>all this fat art of my waifu
REEEEEEE

It's been a freefall back into the Stone Age for decades now.

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Please do not waifu the emoji.

But I already have

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Just when you think your town is boring.

I'm from NJ and this seems like a pretty normal trip to the cinema to me.. What do you guys do for fun in your states?

I actually live in the same town this happened, all I can say is something interesting finally happened. Or at least something that caught my eye finally